[HoTS Contest]A Supposedly Sour Start to the Second Series of Starcraft - A Semi-Sufficient Story
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A Supposedly Sour Start to the Second Series of Starcraft - A Semi-Sufficient Story
By: sirhcle
I am a lemon, round and yellow.
I might look lumpy, but I'm a decent fellow.
Two arms, one eye and roughly 5 digits.
I am just 3 feet less than a midget.
I am a lemon, zesty and sour,
I wait till you've slept for about an hour.
I turn on your PC, hook up your mouse,
And I ladder and lose, quietly in your house.
I am a lemon, a lemon, a lemon,
I play every game as a 6rax Terran.
2 digits on the mouse, 3 digits on the keys,
It's no surprise that every game is a cheese.
I am a lemon, but I have some emotion,
I play every night with such devotion.
But when I lose, I BM and lift rax,
Screaming 'noob', 'f*cker' and 'talentless hacks'.
I am a lemon, all fleshy and bloated.
You wonder why you're never promoted,
Profile, match history and you'd know,
That in the last 10 games, you've won zero.
I am a lemon, tasty and sweet.
You've found me playing upon your seat.
When life throws you lemons, you make lemonade.
You've squeezed me too hard, my innards have sprayed.
I am a lemon angel, pulpy and splay.
These wings of liberty fly me away,
As I leave my body, my last thoughts on Earth
Are about reincarnation and thoughts of rebirth.
I was a lemon, so harmless and fragile,
In my next life, I hope to be agile.
A stalker, a zergling, or a flying mutalisk.
Or even maybe a burrow chargin' ultralisk.
I was a lemon, but will return for sure.
We will meet in year twenty-five 'oh' four.
Stranded, starving and fighting in Char's dust storm.
I'll come looking for you as part of the swarm.
Blizzard, you broke my pip(s).
Last edited by sirhcle; Fri, 21st-Sep-2012 at 2:06 PM.
Reason: Fixed a link.
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