Hey hey! This update is a week late because a certain somebody was busy with examinations. If you feel like you cannot trust me anymore then I understand. I hope we can rebuild our friendship by watching this cute-ass video.
Back to buznez y'all. Lots of things have happened these past 3 weeks, some sad, some glad-ening. This article will keep you informed, enjoy at your leisure!
And by 'enjoy at your leisure!' I mean 'make sure you read it... and tell your friends about it and maybe give me some money and sail away into the horizon on the friendship ship with me as your first mate!'
If that is the kind of escalation that you think you might enjoy, then this thread is for you. Enjoy!
New YouTube
Phoenix eSports, under the directive of Mr. Matthew Insano, has brought life to a YouTube page. Personally I would really appreciate it if you could subscribe and maybe like some of the content. There is not much content there currently but more to come!
Also, whilst I am on the topic of videos, head over to Tay's stream! Tay has just gotten some phresh NBN connection and is making the most of it http://www.twitch.tv/taydot
Roster Changes
This update we welcome P1 and P2 the PP (Peter and Ping the Protoss Pair) and say good bye to Wally, who has decided to take a break, and Pimple, who will be joining Clan eMp (I think).
[8:07:56 PM] Michael (DeekZ): we can set it up so we can have A team, then subs, then casuals if you still want to feel like youre doing something lachy
[10:15:31 PM] Hayden 'Wally' Bell: protoss is fun
[10:15:36 PM] Hayden 'Wally' Bell: getting the hang of pvp though
[10:15:43 PM] Hayden 'Wally' Bell: cuase momma ship core
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[10:22:17 PM] Hayden 'Wally' Bell: hmm
[10:22:21 PM] Hayden 'Wally' Bell: on second thought
[10:22:24 PM] Hayden 'Wally' Bell: protoss isn't that fun
[10:22:30 PM] Hayden 'Wally' Bell: or at least im terrible at it
Hello all, Bandit again! This is the third Phoenix eSports Bi-weekly update. The information in this report is a bit thinner than the last update but there has still been plenty happening Hope you enjoy!
Roster Changes
The last two weeks saw an influx of new members to our m/gm division, following the losses of some of our previous new recruits. They are all cool guys and I am sure will be looking to becoming very involved in the local competitive scene in the future.
IN
PLoTTeL
DeekZ
fapy
RisinG
Pimple
OUT
Khang (Buu/Stealthor)
Nomad
Unfortunately Nomad and Phoenix eSports have parted ways, but on good terms Nomad will now be representing a Perth team, we wish him the best of luck!
Recent Participation and Results
Clanwars
No clanwars again but one vs oGc coming up hit up troy 'Troy Duxxie' and lets fight it out if there are any clans interested!
Weeklies + Other Tournaments
Cydus Lan 2
Plottel gave it his best at this stacked lan
Doombie's Tournament
I have lost the link but Exile5's 'Doombie' hosted a small tournament Plottel and I participated in (running from 12am - 4am TT), getting 4-5th. It was fun times!
[5:59:03 PM] Blake Young: hi friends
[6:11:25 PM] Matthew (insano): hi junior bandito
[6:11:57 PM] Matt Noone (Plottel): hi friend
[6:13:23 PM] - luuuuuyi. (rising): im not your friend guy
[6:14:00 PM] Matthew (insano): im not your guy buddy
[6:14:02 PM] Matt Noone (Plottel): im not your buddy pal!
Welcome all to the second installment of the best thing you will ever read! This is the second update for the ongoings of Phoenix eSports, the overview of its purpose and what this is can be reviewed in the first update here. But for the lazy-man this is essentially just a way for me to promote Phoenix eSports whilst giving the community an update on our players and our organisation
Roster Changes
A few changes in the roster have occured, Matthew (Insano) gets a mention here because I forgot him in the last update (sorry) and Rel, a new terran joins us on a probational basis. He is currently busy with study but hopefully will make a splash into the competitive scene when all is done. Also Insano is the newest member to be joining the managing crew of pX, thanks for all your efforts towards the organisation buddy
IN
INSANO
Rel
OUT
Infest
INACTIVE
Rel
Recent Participation and Results
Clanwars
No clanwars have been played in the last two weeks due to issues of scheduling, I believe there will be a clanwar with Team RV in the near future so keep an eye out for that!
Weeklies + Other Tournaments
When we look out pX's participation in tournaments these past two weeks in terms of quantity, the final 2 weeks of April proved much more successful due to a lack of offline tournaments this month. But, when we look at it through quality, we find that success is abundant in the form of Super Wally, pX's self-proclaimed ace .
wT Weekly #53
Wally loses to DanO 2-0 in the semis, taking 3rd/4th
pX Weekly #13
Wally takes first place, beating DanO 2-0
Also coolbeans made another appearance in the top 8 of a tournament, 3 from 3 I believe :P
wT Major #4
In this event we had Coolbeans , tayHWAITING and Wally make it to the RO32. Whilst this in itself may not seem overly impressive, keep in mind wT Majors are always uber stacked :P
Dat Fun Stuff
This is a new segment which I have decided to add in, showing weird and/or funny quotes, random jokes, funny pictures sourced mainly from the pX skype chat.
YOU SAID WHAT!?
Here are some quotes that I had the mind to copy, with or without the persons permission. Warning there may be some explicit language :P
[9:44:53 PM] Hayden 'Wally' Bell: **** ME
[9:44:54 PM] Hayden 'Wally' Bell: NO
[9:46:38 PM] Hayden 'Wally' Bell: ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL WALLY LOSES SOME POINT
[9:45:52 PM] lachlan leslie (PhoenixA): Why you be bitching?
[9:46:01 PM] lachlan leslie (PhoenixA): ill bitch all up in your bitch if you bitch?
[9:46:01 PM] lachlan leslie (PhoenixA): goddit?
[9:46:04 PM] lachlan leslie (PhoenixA): bitch?
[3:29:52 PM] Khang Nguyen 운명: meatex
[3:29:55 PM] Khang Nguyen 운명: set up fade again
[3:29:57 PM] Khang Nguyen 운명: ill leave pX
[3:29:58 PM] Khang Nguyen 운명: and join
[3:29:59 PM] Khang Nguyen 운명:
[3:30:02 PM] Khang Nguyen 운명: ill recruit some friends
[3:30:03 PM] Khang Nguyen 운명: xD
[3:30:03 PM] Jason Wright (Meatex): lol
[3:30:06 PM] Hayden 'Wally' Bell: aren;'t you in tcp?
[3:30:11 PM] Khang Nguyen 운명: i got kicked out
A Marine, Zergling and Zealot Walk Into A Bar...
This is for some lame SC2 jokes that I pick up, because I only just thought of this on the spot I am sourcing from US Battle.net forums. Let's see where this journey takes us...
Two zealots walk into a bar and ask where the bathroom is.
Bartender: "Sorry, we don't have a bathroom."
Zealots: "WE CANNOT HOLD!"
Miscellaneous
To wrap up this report i'd like to ask everybody who has twitter and twitch if they wouldn't mind following Phoenix eSports and its members. We all like having more followers and we'd really like to increase our exposure. We will aim to reciprocate your love with entertainment and gifts whenever we can
Thanks everybody for reading the second pX weekly update, on a note to leave you all on - keep an eye out for our incoming website that will showcase Phoenix eSports competitive side!
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