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ZiggyD · Thu, 16th-Aug-2012, 10:36 PM

ZiggyD's Procastination Gaming Giveaway!

So it gets to this time of night when I really need to be finishing up some articles and I look for almost anything to do to procrastinate. Why can't I find clients willing to pay for an expert procrastinator?

So tonight I have a couple of games to give away!

The games:

1x Frozen Synapse
1x Dungeon Defenders
1x Magicka

All on Steam via Steam gift.

It will be a CONTEST of ARBITRARY SKILL.

Make a post, say which game you want and impress me in some way. Perhaps you are a wordsmith? Perhaps you can tell jokes? Perhaps you are skilled in photoshop? Bonus points for creativity, flattery, and esports references.

Only rule is you cannot get mad if I don't pick your entry. You hereby agree to this condition of entry upon making a post.

I'll pick the top post for each game in about 24 hours. Simple as that!

So, I'll try and do some work for a while. Make sure I don't have to do too much before I have a fun distraction.

mGGAequitas · Thu, 16th-Aug-2012, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ziggyd

only rule is you cannot get mad if i don't pick your entry. You hereby agree to this condition of entry upon making a post.

f*** this shit!!!

ZiggyD · Thu, 16th-Aug-2012, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sRAequitas

f*** this shit!!!

Jokes on you, you just agreed by posting in this thread.

/solicitored.

**x5_Namakaye** · Thu, 16th-Aug-2012, 10:40 PM

LOL BM aequitas. I would like magicka, cause lasering people in only 1 game isn't satisfying enough. Also cause you're a nice person??

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ZiggyD:

Hmm, +1 point for the flattery. I am indeed a nice person. Needs more spice though...

x5_Potter · Thu, 16th-Aug-2012, 10:41 PM

My friends have Magicka, it fills them with glee.
I would like Magicka, especially for free.

Please pick me, pretty pretty please.
My poem should win it, and win it with ease.

It is now the morning, I still want my game.
It's time to make this poem, a little less lame.

IcedTea made a rap, and mentioned my tag.
So now I might use, a fully sick brag.

16hours only, til the end of this comp.
The other entrants, I am sure to stomp.

I will leave this for now, and come back to it laterz.
Peace out all da homies and especially ma hataz

Being late and shit I can't think of any more lines for it, and I wrote it in like a minute so hopefully it's good enough, gl everyone ^^

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ZiggyD:

I don't know if my standards are low but I liked it!

mGGAequitas · Thu, 16th-Aug-2012, 10:41 PM

it wasn't bm, it was a joke! ie. my entry!

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Originally Posted by ZiggyD

Perhaps you can tell jokes?

i guess not

ZiggyD · Thu, 16th-Aug-2012, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sRAequitas

it wasn't bm, it was a joke! ie. my entry!

i guess not

Your post would count as an entry because it made me laugh, HOWEVER, you forgot to mention a game! So it's disqualified.

/further solicitoring

Nothing to stop you making another entry though, since it was disqualified

Cyanide · Thu, 16th-Aug-2012, 10:46 PM

which is better dungeon defender or magicka?

ZiggyD · Thu, 16th-Aug-2012, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyanide

which is better dungeon defender or magicka?

Dungeon Defenders is a co-op 3rd person tower defence. Magicka is kind of an action-RPG mixed with puzzle solving. I'd say Magicka is the 'better' game but this comes down to what types of games you like.

Cyanide · Thu, 16th-Aug-2012, 10:51 PM

alright, Magicka and because i'm a D3 mod. =X

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ZiggyD:

Pulling rank ey? Old school but effective. I'll allow it.

ZizLah · Thu, 16th-Aug-2012, 10:53 PM

i can build things

never heard of frozen synaps wouldnt mind checking it out

ZiggyD · Thu, 16th-Aug-2012, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bodzilla

i can build things

never heard of frozen synaps wouldnt mind checking it out

Is that an offer because if you built me a desk like that it would be an instant win! :O It's beautiful.

Regardless this counts as an entry for it's sheer beauty.

Also, +1 point for Strat.

TCPLemminks · Thu, 16th-Aug-2012, 11:20 PM

Magicka, primarily because I'm gonna be the last one of my many, MANY, friends to get it and I'm too lazy (read: poor) to buy it on steam. Watching TB and the Yogcast play, they barely even scratched the surface of the trolling potential in this game. Now because I have many, MANY, friends, I consider them expendable. Sure I may lose some to my uncooperative, selfish nature. but like I said, they're expendable.

But more importantly I, good sir, am your dear clan leader. I have powers the likes of which you can't imagine (in regards to TCP). I can turn all your friends (in TCP) against you. You'll be all alone in this world (in TCP). I'll make you question your own existence (in TCP). And just when you think I'm done...I'll probably be done because there's nothing else I can really do outside of that. I mean lets be honest here, everyone else loves you, I don't have that sort of power.

ZiggyD we love you!

P.S. I also know where you live Daniel >:]

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	ETL.Branno:	i like this lol
	ZiggyD:	This gave me the feels. You Get an entry for sure :)

ZiggyD · Thu, 16th-Aug-2012, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCPLemminks

P.S. I also know where you live Daniel >]

Come say hi if you like

I'm home all day long.

You get an entry for giving me feels and for the not-so-subtle flattery disguised as a threat, sir.

Chappo · Fri, 17th-Aug-2012, 12:21 AM

This thread needs more smilies.

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ZiggyD:

:D

Akilos · Fri, 17th-Aug-2012, 1:04 AM

oh shiiiiiiiz don't tell me I missed my shot to get magicka! oh noes....dang and I wanted to try my hand at writing something witty and pretty along with a little hickey but dang, I never thought I'd miss this by a long shot. Oh well...off to some wardrobe dressed up as some little german girl screaming "I feel so greasy!"
while prancing around in the sausage fields....my times up. Shoulda never missed this post.

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ZiggyD:

O_o

IcedTea · Fri, 17th-Aug-2012, 7:00 AM

Oh hi there. Yes you, sitting alone.
Dont know why you aint sleeping.
Dont know where you've gone.

But you should stop right there.
Send me a game or two.
And i'll be a fanboy of just you.

Me copying potthead?
Yeah, maybe just a bit.
But thats how us Magicka lovers ought to be.

Though ive already got the Magicka.
Both on steam and flowing through my harmonica. (lol wtf)
So I'd like a nice new change.
Maybe Frozen Synapse to rearrange.

This dosent make sense. But thats okay.
Because I gotta leave for school anyways.

Now im back from school.
Checking the threads, cause im that cool.
Pott talks about me using his tags?
Well guess what, we got some swag. (I hate the word 'swag')

Me and pott we be tearing this up.
Think you can do better, scrub?
Bring it.

Frozen Synapse? Yep thats my game.
Im super chilled IcedTea, all the way.

Im about to explain but first.
Step back, keep calm and inject larvae today.

*dj scratch* Word.

GG.

(It dosent even rhyme).

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ZiggyD:

Haha, I'll take that as an entry for frozen synapse :)

Meatex · Fri, 17th-Aug-2012, 7:12 AM

Frozen synapse

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ZiggyD:

2/10 post, would not bang. Still counts as an entry though.

x5_Potter · Fri, 17th-Aug-2012, 7:33 AM

Have added to my entry liek a bause.

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IcedTea:

I added cause you added. xD

ZiggyD · Fri, 17th-Aug-2012, 11:34 AM

Tallied up the entries so far, I hope you guys see that there is an extra level of strategy to be employed here.

Frozen Synapse - 3
Magicka - 5
Dungeon Defenders - 0

Poor dungeon defenders :'(

Still about 11hrs to go!