[Benji]

I always wondered, what makes Australia better than the rest of SEA at Starcraft 2? Del took a shot at debunking this by suggesting electrolytes were the cause, and whilst I do not doubt his scientific method, I did come across a chart that proves without a doubt why:


Average Penis size by Country

As you can see, Australians are significantly outperforming countries such as Singapore in average penis size. And you all know the saying 'Bigger Penis, Better APM'.

Also is worth noting that I was not surveyed with this test, and thus Australia's average should be increased by around 3cm (Assuming ~1000 persons surveyed).

Now delving deeper into this, perhaps there is some correlation between Electrolyte consumption and Penis size, as I personally drink PowerAde like my life depends on it (Sponsor please!) and thus could explain why not only Singaporeans are inferior at Starcraft 2, but also why they all have a small penis.