[Hwangje]

RULE 1: THREE WORDS ONLY
RULE 2: If you want to say something else use astrixs to talk so people know its not part of the story *like this!*
RULE 3: Some posts have been deleted, next time users will get infracted for breaking rules. Lets keep this game fun!


He told me That over his cold dead body i could find his mum and my ladder points which will enable my fiery loins to eradicate many yet, i find 2 proxy gateways are such BS but i love Big butts and I cannot lie. I hope Protoss will one day Click another button to destroy zergs to Kreamy's Woes Kreamy is best but kreamy wants roccat, roccat, roccat. But roccat sucks, just like all non AxS players.

mGG to Rule we have Alpha we have Chu but not Bisu nor do you Hwangje uses PLAGUUUUU thousands may die said the man with the plan and the goal millions of supporters shall not lose as they chant their yolo swag "probe to all-kill" Probe destroys plague but sacrifices himself so Zeus the guy with beard makes love to purple monkey dishwasher and makes a chocolate chip cookie that liked to cook chocolate cookies laced with methamphetamines which ravers loved "92% pure" said Cyanide who's dumb rogue is right .-. 10/10 would bang 2/10 at best Matt/10 at worst.

Then suddenly a raccon with AIDS gave Matt93 gobbies after he had made love to our glorious leader "This is hot" Said Matt93 the wise old lady as he stroked his chinese beard found ramen noodles dancing to disco shaking bum bums and getting drunk on some nectar. that he found in the sea server, where he clubbed a seal and gave it a talking to bob the builder who was making a big grass cutter. designed in 2010 rumoured, cuts diamonds and obviously, grass and killed protoss ShouldBe GladThat iNecroedThis "Stay dead, mate"

oh hell no u wot mate 1v1 me irl back on topic of touching me rose from ashes like phoenix esports and satiini's hopes of getting cash by working hard for finnish esports and being relevant in the scene by being masters in dead game full of zombies eating human brains and riding kangaroos that kicked people.

The game was meant to be sexually arousing for a certain midget that goes by the name of Namakaye, but suddenly kumo bites nama! League of legends that is what we all love to feel sorry for it is worse than HoN and everything Except for Dota except Dota's godlike. Giant freaking penis that gets stroked by InFeZa himself every night after he goes to have a scratch, poor poor infenza which holds the faith of the protoss race while they lament the next day the attack button worked for protoss because protoss is the easy race to touch boys on the genitals and then you kill your self. Supapower ruins threads and eats babies because supa is a super guy unlike stupid probe who really sucks a giant lollipop that tastes like failure.

Chasu, however is really awesome and wants to chase everyone around and makes babies with a potato who's name is batman bin superman One day, Jeffery sat on Zenabi *Looks at Hwangje!* Hwangje Looks away. be friends with the lone turtle

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	mGGNemesis:	Hooray for rules!
	Seffy:	Just realized Hwangje made this thread...

[ace223]

That over his

[VorteX]

cold dead body

[Plottel]

i could find

[mGGIcedTea]

his mum and

[SLCN.Wally]

my ladder points

[mGGNemesis]

which will enable

[FLuX]

my fiery loins

[asdfSchnitzel]

to eradicate many

[syfMightyKiwi]

yet, i find

[Another]

2 proxy gateways

[VorteX]

are such BS

[TtSYF.tRoy]

but i love

[eCKo'Apoc]

Big butts and

[Cyanide]

I cannot lie.

[ToRsupapower]

I hope Protoss

[sR.Kumo]

will one day

[Narse]

Click another button

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sR.Kumo:

+1

[mGGNemesis]

to destroy zergs

[LennX]

or cry more.

[VorteX]

to Kreamy's Woes

[ToRsupapower]

Kreamy is best

[sR.Kumo]

but kreamy wants

[RuineD]

roccat, roccat, roccat.

[SLCN.Wally]

But roccat sucks,

[ToRsupapower]

just like all

[sR.Kumo]

non AxS players.

[VorteX]

mGG to Rule

[syfMightyKiwi]

we have Alpha

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sR.Kumo:

inb4 'we have <player>' thread

[sR.Kumo]

we have Chu

[Hwangje]

but not Bisu

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sR.Kumo:

LETS MAKE THIS SHIT RHYME YO

[sR.Kumo]

nor do you

[Hwangje]

Hwangje uses PLAGUUUUU

[mGGNemesis]

thousands may die (*and stop trying to kill the story*)

[sR.Kumo]

said the man

[syfSoundwave]

with the plan

[VorteX]

and the goal

[mGGNemesis]

millions of supporters

[VorteX]

shall not lose

[x5.Stormz]

as they chant

[Malice]

their yolo swag

[mGGSlayer]

"probe to all-kill"

[mGGNemesis]

Probe destroys plague

[x5_Namakaye]

but sacrifices himself

[Infected]

so Zeus the

[mGGIcedTea]

guy with beard

[sR.Kumo]

makes love to

[Matt93]

purple monkey dishwasher

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sR.Kumo:

L2Grammar

[Fischball]

and makes a

[mGGIcedTea]

chocolate chip cookie

[sR.Kumo]

that liked to

[Fischball]

cook chocolate cookies

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Matt93:

bake*

[Matt93]

laced with methamphetamines

[Infected]

which ravers loved

[Cyanide]

"92% pure" said

[VoxMSI.Rogue]

Cyanide who's dumb

[sR.Kumo]

rogue is right .-.

[Malice]

10/10 would bang

[Matt93]

2/10 at best

[sR.Kumo]

Matt/10 at worst

[Infected]

Then suddenly a

[x5_Namakaye]

raccon with AIDS

[Snx.FigJig]

gave Matt93 gobbies

[Hwangje]

after he had

[zenabi]

made love to

[eCKo`Tazerenix]

our glorious leader

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mGGNemesis:

LOL

[Matt93]

"This is hot"

[TtSYF.tRoy]

Said Matt93 the

[SLCN.Wally]

wise old lady

[Hwangje]

as he stroked

[sR.Kumo]

his chinese beard

[Narse]

found ramen noodles

[SLCN.Wally]

dancing to disco

[Sc2Clare]

shaking bum bums

[mGGVersus]

and getting drunk

[LennX]

on some nectar.

[sR.Kumo]

that he found

[Fischball]

in the sea

[SLCN.Wally]

server, where he

[Fischball]

clubbed a seal

[faithHunter]

Originally Posted by Fischball

clubbed a seal

And gave it

[SLCN.Wally]

a talking to

[Sc2Clare]

bob the builder

[faithHunter]

who was making

[syfPhoenix]

A big grass cutter.

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Fischball:

ermahgerd broke the rules son

[Bash]

designed in 2010

[mGGNemesis]

rumoured, cuts diamonds

[Fischball]

and obviously, grass

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mGGNemesis:

lol

[ToRsupapower]

and killed protoss

[sR.Kumo]

ShouldBe GladThat iNecroedThis

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	mGGNemesis:	u cheated!
	mGGAequitas:	ThisIsn't ANecroedThread

[Matt93]

"Stay dead, mate"

[Infected]

Post Quick Reply

[Sc2Clare]

oh hell no

[mGGIcedTea]

u wot mate

[Matt93]

1v1 me irl

[zenabi]

back on topic

[syfRize]

of touching me

[mGGNemesis]

rose from ashes

[Elusory]

like phoenix esports

[SLCN.Wally]

and satiini's hopes

[ETL.Santi]

of getting cash

[faithHunter]

by working hard

[Hwangje]

for finnish esports

[Matt93]

and being relevant

[faithHunter]

in the scene

[Elusory]

by being masters

[Snx.FigJig]

in dead game

[SLCN.Wally]

full of zombies

[ShayneRarma]

eating human brains

[Infected]

and riding kangaroos

[sR.Kumo]

that kicked people.

[Matt93]

The game was

[zenabi]

meant to be

[nirvAnA]

sexually arousing for

[ToRDjvillian]

a certain midjet

[Hwangje]

that goes by

[Matt93]

the name of

[sR.Kumo]

Namakaye, but suddenly

[mGGNemesis]

kumo bites nama!

[Sc2Clare]

league of legends

[Matt93]

That is what

[Sc2Clare]

we all love

[Matt93]

to feel sorry

[Hwangje]

for it is



10char-__-

[sR.Kumo]

worse than HoN

[Hwangje]

and everything else

[ToRsupapower]

Except for Dota

[Hwangje]

except dota's godlike

[inFeZa]

giant freaking penis

[faithHunter]

that gets stroked

[Hwangje]

by inFeZa himself

[zenabi]

every night after

[sR.Kumo]

he goes to

[Hwangje]

have a scratch

[faithHunter]

poor poor infenza

[syfRize]

which holds the

[TtSYF.tRoy]

faith of the

[ToRsupapower]

the protoss race

[faithHunter]

while they lament

[sR.Kumo]

(wtf english is this, starting a new sentence. L2Grammar guys >:C)
The next day

[Hwangje]

the Attack button

[ToRsupapower]

worked for protoss

[sR.Kumo]

Because Protoss is

[Hwangje]

the easy race

[syfRize]

to touch boys

[TtSYF.tRoy]

on the genitals

[syfRize]

and then you

[ToRsupapower]

kill your self

[TtSYF.tRoy]

supapower ruins threads

[SLCN.Wally]

(troy ruined mine. ******* scammer)
and eats babies

[Matt93]

but not esports

[sR.Kumo]

because Supa is

[ROOTProbe]

a super guy

[syfChase]

unlike stupid probe

[Matt93]

who really sucks

[mGGVersus]

a giant lollipop

[sR.Kumo]

that tastes like

[Matt93]

failure. Chasu, however

[syfSoundwave]

is really awesome

[sR.Kumo]

and wants to

[Fischball]

chase everyone around

[Sc2Clare]

and makes babies

[mGGIcedTea]

with a potato

[sR.Kumo]

who's name is

[Sc2Clare]

batman bin superman

[zenabi]

One day, Jeffery

[sR.Kumo]

Sat on Zenabi.

[nirvAnA]

~~~~~~~~someone please compile this in the OP!~~~~~~~~~~~

*Looks at Hwangje!*

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	SLCN.Wally:	NOT SURE WHETHER THIS IS PART OF THE STORY CUASE IT HAS 3 WORDS
	sR.Kumo:	because I'm a wonderful person I'm compiling it and I'll post it in a spoiler here

[SLCN.Wally]

(im going to say nirvana's is part of it)
HWANGJE LOOKS AWAY

[eCKo'Apoc]

be friends with

[Hwangje]

the lone turtle

[sR.Kumo]

Kumo will compile the story here in the OP!

[SLCN.Wally]

I know turtles?

[mGGNemesis]

And Penguins too

[mGGVersus]

that can't fly

[SLCN.Wally]

but can dance

[eCKo'Apoc]

like a donkey

[sR.Kumo]

that just had

[Rocky.]

ballet lessons. This

[syfPhoenix]

poor child of

[Kreamy]

Nama just wants

[Matt93]

to be seen

[Rocky.]

on the streets

[SLCN.Wally]

dancing with spaghetti

[Infected]

with electronic strobes

[zenabi]

and pink leather

[syfPhoenix]

strap for a

[Rocky.]

playboy in drag

[TheKidBuffalo]

with shit in

[mGGNemesis]

. Nama and Chase

[Matt93]

decided to get

[Artfulsuer]

going to the

[eCKo'Apoc]

PheonixA is a

[syfPhoenix]

confused person. Alan

[syfSoundwave]

doesn't know how

[syfPhoenix]

to play the

[ROOTProbe]

3 word game

[syfPhoenix]

,and as such

[SLCN.Kez]

I love ponies

[SLCN.NXZ]

and large petrify

[syfPhoenix]

makes no sense ~: (

[Infected]

apple banana orange

[mGGNemesis]

the gorilla ate,

[Infected]

in a sombrero

[syfPhoenix]

Doing the mexican

[mGGIcedTea]

herp a derp

[Matt93]

across the border

[Elusory]

into san antonio

[MezjE]

Soundwave likes ponies.

[BearPack]

showing autistic tendencies

[zenabi]

despite having no

[LordByrnsy]

money for pants

[Sc2Clare]

being spongebob squarepants

[mGGNemesis]

or chicken wings

[Infected]

but luckily a

[Matt93]

obese leprechaun appeared

[Infected]

which carried rabies

[syfPhoenix]

and infected all

[Matt93]

of the townspeople.

[Snx.FigJig]

Spook then ovulated

[syfPhoenix]

Violently as he

[Elusory]

10char-ed the screen

[Matt93]

while wishing luck

[SLCN.Wally]

to dancing spaghetti

[sR.Kumo]

eating monsters. Later,

[faithHunter]

he violently reacted

[SLCN.Wally]

to dancing spaghetti

[Matt93]

that he previously

[faithHunter]

ate, knowing that

[zenabi]

his mother would

[sR.Kumo]

drop the bass.

[MazEi]

Wub wub wub

[mGGNemesis]

Sang the fisch

[eCKo'Apoc]

and his nemesis

[Infected]

a robotic turkey

[zenabi]

tried ruining this

[Matt93]

thing right here

(edit: realised me and nem posted at the same time - fixing mine so it still makes sense)

[mGGNemesis]

but thanksgiving's coming

[syfPhoenix]

gave him a

[Infected]

cactus of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[SLCN.Wally]

and dancing spaghetti

[RivaL]

Suddenly a Wally

[Infected]

ate dancing spaghetti

[RivaL]

with bolognese sauce

[Bash]

until he spilt

[Bav]

his body open

[RivaL]

with an enchanted

[Elusory]

spook with ketchup

[RivaL]

. Spook then fused

[sR.Kumo]

with Petraeus and

[mGGNemesis]

Schnitzel was reborn

[Bash]

by dancing with

[syfPhoenix]

a llama, and

[SLCN.Wally]

spaghetti, because he

[syfPhoenix]

felt like doing

[RivaL]

the Cha Cha

[Infected]

. One gloomy morning

[RivaL]

in the Ancient

[FLuX]

man's dirty shoe

[Matt93]

there was a

[Snx.FigJig]

note that said

[mGGNemesis]

evil has awaken...

[sR.Kumo]

*whoops removed*

[Elusory]

the new patch

[sR.Kumo]

always supports protoss.

[RivaL]

Can people please try and stick to the story while adding some creativity.. instead of dancing with spaghetti all the time and add something to the story that actually makes sense?

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SLCN.Wally:

dancing spaghetti is the main character of this story

[Infected]

why so serious

[Snx.FigJig]

dancing with spaghetti

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SLCN.Wally:

yeesss

[Hwangje]

rival complained about

[RivaL]

lol, goes to show the maturity level of most of the people here

[Infected]

sad care bear

[faithHunter]

is hugging a

*why so serious rival?

[syfPhoenix]

big fat stick.

"Please if you're going to not follow the rules... leave. xD
If you want to say something that isn't part of the story put it in quotes.
and to be honest you're the one ruining the story now"

[mGGNemesis]

ANYWAYS, nothing happened

[Matt93]

of note between

[SLCN.Wally]

bananas in pyjamas

[Infected]

are chasing velociraptors

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SLCN.Wally:

omg please read the comments before the one just above you

[Matt93]

because teddy bears

[Infected]

are actually velociraptors

[SLCN.Wally]

"please read the comments more then just the one above you to make it actually make some sort of sense :\ "

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Infected:

dancing with spaghetti

[ace223]

, while screaming to

[mGGVersus]

heavy metal music

[syfPhoenix]

As he drank

[mGGIcedTea]

some iced tea

[sR.Kumo]

sprinkled with cocain.

[Infected]

A delicious drink

[mGGVersus]

quenched his thirst

[mGGIcedTea]

but not his

[sR.Kumo]

desire to eat

[mGGVersus]

really good food

[mGGIcedTea]

that are edible

[mGGVersus]

and not poisonous

[mGGNemesis]

. So he ate

[Bash]

some giant scissors

[Fischball]

made out of

[sR.Kumo]

cardboard and fake

[mGGVersus]

metal and got

[ace223]

quite sick because

[syfPhoenix]

that is not

[Matt93]

actual food for

[mGGVersus]

extinct dinosaurs in

[syfPhoenix]

the world of

[zenabi]

long lost loves.

[Matt93]

Our next story

[zenabi]

begins with a

[mGGVersus]

journey with friends

[Matt93]

to a mysterious

[syfPhoenix]

island called the

[Fischball]

"Mysterious Island of

[Matt93]

mysteriousness". On the

[mGGVersus]

east of singapore

[zenabi]

. The lushious scenery

[ace223]

made people depressed.

[syfPhoenix]

because they wished

[SLCN.Wally]

to have afros

[x5.Stormz]

that had mouths

[Seffy]

under their armpits.

[SLCN.Wally]

Those poor souls,

[ToRsupapower]

inside his crotch

[Seffy]

got rekt m8

[syfChase]

Because he forgot

[ace223]

that he needed

[mGGNemesis]

some strong mouthwash

[syfChase]

Because he kissed

[ThatGuyDoMo]

his wife's mother

[Artfulsuer]

stinking butt face.

[x5.RunaMoK]

Now it's time

[mGGNemesis]

to ponder on

[zenabi]

the meaning of

[mGGNemesis]

love and kpop *sorry just had to do that :P *

[syfMightyKiwi]

. Apocalypse hates me

[zenabi]

has nothing to

[Infected]

with you being

[eCKo`Switch]

a truly euphoric

[mGGVersus]

but because of

[mGGNemesis]

MightyKiwi Versus Apocalypse *see what I did there?*

[syfPhoenix]

was a terrible

[eCKo'Apoc]

idea, cause Apocalypse

[DarthBruton]

Can easily wipe

[zenabi]

MightyKiwis bum cheeks

[DarthBruton]

With moist towelettes *there needed to be a gamer poop reference*

[mGGVersus]

. After wiping his

[mGGDaedalus]

big, moist, hairy

[DarthBruton]

Donger, raised by

[eCKo'Apoc]

none other than

[DarthBruton]

JaeDong himself, the

[ShayneRarma]

three word game

[ace223]

really was just

[ShayneRarma]

thrown into disrepute

[mGGDaedalus]

by your mum

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ace223:

Going for the classic "your mum" joke.

[ShayneRarma]

with her huge

[mGGDaedalus]

personality, and round

[DarthBruton]

and ample thighs

[mGGNemesis]

. Someone kissed Daedalus

[x5_Potter]

on the mouth

[ace223]

and got cooties!

[mGGVersus]

The rare cooties

[DarthBruton]

But that didn't

[Kreamy]

stop chris from

[ShayneRarma]

nibbling on his

[Matt93]

big pink dress

[ShayneRarma]

without this frock

[mGGDaedalus]

i feel violated

[ToRsupapower]

said chris himself

[mGGVersus]

. He then decided

[ToRsupapower]

kreamy is #1

[ShayneRarma]

in the book

[mGGDaedalus]

of registered sex

[ShayneRarma]

offenders, who like

[SLCN.Wally]

old men, who

[Seffy]

sit on chairs

[ShayneRarma]

whilst holding onto

[Infected]

sour gummy worms

[mGGVersus]

that are irresistable

[Matt93]

to impressionable middle-aged

[mGGDaedalus]

businessmen with erectile

[ShayneRarma]

crocodiles as pets

[mGGVersus]

. Jaguar kills crocodile

*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBNYwxDZ_pA*

[ShayneRarma]

dem powerful jaws

[zenabi]

made from titanium

[Melord]

lol lets hope so

Quick Comments

	ROOTProbe:	...
	mGGDaedalus:	BLASPHEMY

[ShayneRarma]

learn the game

[DarthBruton]

Or you shall

[Matt93]

not pass into

[DarthBruton]

Mordor while simply

[Infected]

dying a horrible

[ShayneRarma]

hobbit story tale

[DarthBruton]

That conveniently ends

[Infected]

the yolo swag

[syfChase]

chronicles of narnia

[Seffy]

the chasu's curse.

[DarthBruton]

These three words

[mGGDaedalus]

are for you

[eCKo'Apoc]

,"i love you"

[Bash]

lol jk we


10char

[syfChase]

hate u faget

[mGGNemesis]

actually do love

[DarthBruton]

The holy Nirvana

[eCKo'Apoc]

, almighty god of

[Infected]

cake and cookies