[fray`Eros]

The following are archived journals from the great SR/ETL war of 1944 and while not much is known as World War 2 was kinda going at the same time, this gives great insight into the one man that turned the tide of battle.

Entry 1
The month is June and the year is 1944 my comrades Soul and Boarding Pear are accompanying me on the most dangerous mission of my career. We have been tasked with the immensely important task of retrieving Private Chase from the evil clutches of ETL. We are not sure what awful tortures they have inflicted on him so this operation must be preformed in a swift manor as to still save Private Chase and his great mind. Private Chase has designed the most advance Proxy Hatch strategies know to man and if these strategies where to fall into enemy hands all will be lost for the glorious nation of SR.

Entry 2
News traveled to us from the front lines that we recently won a decisive battle against ETL in the great battle of DMGM. With Colonel Namakaye taking down three squadrons alone before falling, it seemed like a dire situation for SR that was before the American reinforcements arrived and offered us SalvatioN. With this victory on our side we move confidently deeper into enemy territory and closer to the man, the legend, Private Chase.

Entry 3
It was with great luck that we where able to intercept the convoy tasked with transporting Private Chase, while we lost Soul in the crossfire no one was really that upset because he played protoss. Private Chase was rescued from the evil clutches of ETL and was returned to the rightful home of SR where he may share his amazing strategies with us.

TL DR We wrote this to announce Chase is joining SR and that ETL had forcible kidnapped him and made him join there skype group or so we were told after saving him.
#Chase4Ace #SRBestR #OhGodImSoAlone

[syfRize]

"no man left behind"

"unless he plays protoss"

[x5_Namakaye]

Where's my ******* service medals? I think my sacrifice deserves a few ;;

[sR.BoardingPear]

We did it men! The war is won!!!

[syfSoundwave]

You're nothing but a dirty whore, Chase. YOU CAN'T SAY YOU DIDN'T LOVE IT

[sR.BoardingPear]

Originally Posted by fray`Eros

we lost Soul in the crossfire no one was really that upset because he played protoss.

Get rekt kid.

[MushiTheCat]

You made me wait for this. **** you

[eCKoa`ProzeR]

It'd be amazing if this was continuously updated hahahaha

[Swarmstika]

Originally Posted by eCKoa`ProzeR

It'd be amazing if this was continuously updated hahahaha

Private Chase has already been saved...

[Elusory]

I was just a Corporal in the army ;-; rip me can't do anything to re-save

[eCKoa`ProzeR]

Originally Posted by ETL.Swarmstika

Private Chase has already been saved...

Well, i guess like, add more of a story / "sequel" to it
Basically, updated after every clan war?

[syfChase]

Ok I have been debriefed after my operation and as a POW of ETL and I have uncovered some super secret intel on them which I am about to share right now. It is important that this news is released otherwise soon ETL will dominate the SC2 scene and we will all fall behind!!

•Azure got boosted to NA GM by Vi- I mean, Livibee
•Soundwave is unsure whether he should get car insurance or life insurance as he is a transformer, so there is trouble brewing within ETL on the identity of their leader and if he is a robot or not
• ETL is changing their name to LMT (Limited Time Esports) because SC2 is a ded gaem and the starcraft division will not be eternal, and will die with the ded gaem
• Namek is still playing protoss so ETL will never lose a GPD due to protoss being more broken than a five year old orphan's heart when he is told that he was adopted and his parents didn't love him
• ETL is also opening up an Antarctica team consisting of 2 penguins, 1 Seal and 2 Killer Whales. This expansion to the roster will allow them to openly state that they are 'The Best Team on one continent' since the reigning SC2 champions on Antarctica 'Team Penguini', consisting completely of penguins and the only team on the continent, got eaten by Leopard Seals.

All of this is top secret and confidential so to give ETL an advantage in everything Starcraft Two, but the brave men who free'd me from the evil clutches of ETL have allowed the truth to be spoken out and fairness and equality to once again be known to all

Thank you

- Private Chase

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[Fullmetal]

Give us a sequel!