[Pox]

My fellow compatriots.

Dark times are upon us. In recent years the ever-dominant alien presence in the South-East Koprulu Sector has only increased, and that which was once Terran space has all but entirely fallen into the hands of the Zerg and Protoss invaders. They both advance on our last strongholds as I address you this day - current estimates put their fleets approximately two weeks away.



In this hour of need, we are offering an unprecedented opportunity for those who have previously fought for the vile xenomorphs. Unconditional amnesty will be offered to any and all who rally to the honourable banner of the Terran Dominion, regardless of previous affiliation or alignment. Those who have even the slightest question as to their loyalties should seriously consider their position before the war comes to its close - after our inevitable and righteous victory has come to pass, all survivors who did not take up our offer shall be punished mercilessly to the full extent of the law. And we shall win through, no matter the cost.



So, to all those who stand for dignity, honour and skill: list any and all credentials below before the 16th of this month for your chance to be enrolled in the force that will soon emerge victorious from the 2014 Race Wars. Glory awaits.

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ToRSpartaz:

Carapetis #1

[Maynarde]

I will join the fight

[Kreamy]

me me me me

[rezyn8]

We must meet this threat with our courage, our valor, indeed with our very lives to ensure that human civilization, not insect or space elf, dominates this galaxy now and always!

I'm doing my part!

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	mGGNemesis:	space elf?!!
	Maynarde:	You heard him nem
	Philosopher:	Our lazers will fry your flesh.

[HuT]

I'll kill some Zerg and Protoss

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	syfChase:	i lol'd +1 informative post
	syfIce:	hahaha yes <3 aha

[ToRsupapower]

Me me, pick me

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	|Erasmus|:	pls no
	Elusory:	wat

[Slayar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-_c6V0U-4k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-_c6V0U-4k

Where do I sign up?!


(Also what weekend? I'll see if i can work around my exams)

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Pox:

20th-22nd June is the current plan

[Elusory]

Pocasso #1 what a masterpiece again, would sell for 15000000000000 on auction.

Will be a good mascot.
TOP ULTRA HIGH SUPER GOSU VERY HIGH diamond
Got 4 times before.
Still don't have Nova portrait.
Level 35 on NA and KR.
Level 10+ on SEA.
#nomech

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	mGGNemesis:	so bad he still doesnt have nova tsk tsk tsk
	syfChase:	you know youre bad when nem calls you bad

[Slayar]

also I 'was' diamond, probably gold/plat atm. 20-30 games and i'd be up to speed

[zenabi]

Hello my name is Jordan, but you can call me 변신수, mercenary ex-masters Zerg at your service, have the potential to build infested marines.

[x5_Namakaye]

Whats a terran?

[SLCN.NXZ]

I will kil da zerg becuz tirran is da best. I maek maerin and a click, stim etc

Achievements:
Lost a game on sea as terran
Not the zerg captain

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Maynarde:

out

[ToRRedemption]

i god dis TEAM REDPOX

[ShayneRarma]

I will fight for you and mother Russia.

skill level.

dedication to humanity.

[TtSYF.zeNo]

*Just got a really qxc-esque haircut

[Seffy]

Originally Posted by zeNo

*Just got a really qxc-esque haircut

Race switched? o_o I swear you were Zerg.

Edit:

Anyway, I'll add some marines to the party. Sign me up.

Scrubleague Plat Terran, beat Schnitzel in a TvP cos he tried to be weedamins, can kill Zergs and shit etc etc. Will make Kidchin provide popcorn when we celebrate.

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TtSYF.zeNo:

yea at start of this year! your terran inspire me :D

[Sc2Clare]

im in to help~~

[ROOT`iaguz]

My moustache is tingling

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syfIce:

I moustache you a question aha Iaguz <3

[ToRSpookToR]

Pick me. I beat chris once.

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mGGNemesis:

err isnt Chris T too?

[ToRsupapower]

Originally Posted by ToRSpookToR

Pick me. I beat chris once.

I beat spook once as well, pick both pls