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Recent news -

Management changes!
DuSt has been given title of BSG manager.


New players!
We welcome you to our home and hope you enjoy yourselves!
Voices(Rufus)
SalvatioN(Kaz)
Paroxysm
Pokemon
Ice
Caboose
Starrius
Realmcraft
RemovingJet
TheNoobMan (only recently bought HotS, was platinum in WoL)

Players lost!
We wish you the best of luck in the future.
Saxx > Taking a break and/or playing casually.


Recent promotions!
Promotions have been hard to achieve this season, as we all know, Blizzard really screwed us over in regards to the promotion/ranking system.
Ice >
RuDe >


Current recruitment status
We are currently seeking to level players, preferably and players but we are open to any applications! Just make sure you have Skype and are active on ladder.
PM me here on Sc2sea or search for AxS in the in-game clan system and find me there.
I'm looking forward to meeting some new people!


Clan wars!
Recent results -
20/07 - 5 - 2 (Eros 2kills, Cellardoor with 3)
21/07 - 4 - 3 (Cellardoor with all-kill, after losing and being revived)
26/07 - 1 - 4 (Nekorsis with the 1 kill)
04/08 - 0 - 4 (Apparently ETL.Azz didn't like his team being all-killed)
04/08 - 3 - 4 (FrostbitE with 2 kills and Ice with 1)
09/09 - 4 - 0 (Cellardoor with another all-kill..)

Well played to all of our opponents! And Cellardoor didn't think he was good enough to play in ACL Melbourne, sorry Soundwave and others!


Tournaments!
Ice and BigGiantNoob(Chiddiru) played in the recent BrBr BSG tournament -(http://www.z33k.com/games/starcraft2...ament/brackets)

Where they both fought through the winner's bracket until Ice had to knock Chidirru out 2-0 in the round of 8. Ice proceeded to the ro4 and was then knocked back down to the loser's bracket, but this was not the end! He then fought his way through the loser's bracket without dropping a map until he met his opponent once more in the grand final.
There was to be two sets of bo3's, as Ice did come from the loser's bracket after all.
Ice then defeated his opponent (that recently beat him 2-0!) 2-0, 2-0 to take the title and his loot!
Congratulations to Ice and Chiddiru!

Chiddiru, ro8
Ice, First
Ice also finished in the ro8 in the BSG Open #99.


Skype....
The Skype chat was... Lively to say the least, here are a few extracts from the twisted minds of our players and "friends" (Special thanks to Cellardoor here) -

+ [Cellardoor drug lord #1] +

[2:04:51 PM] AxS.Cellardoor: radox?
[2:04:55 PM] AxS.Cellardoor: snort it
[2:05:00 PM] AxS.Cellardoor: parmesan cheese?
[2:05:01 PM] AxS.Cellardoor: snort it
[2:05:29 PM] AxS.Cellardoor: mix it with a little water, put it through a syringe and just squirt a little in your bum

+ [Minecraft] +

[3:36:38 PM] AxS.BigGiantNoob: lul
[3:36:49 PM] AxS.BigGiantNoob: just spent an hour on minecraft making a well
[3:36:56 PM] AxS.BigGiantNoob: a fukin WELL
[3:36:58 PM] AxS.BigGiantNoob: holy shit
[3:37:28 PM] AxS.Cellardoor: good place to have a secret entrance to a rape dungeon

+ [A few days with us, and already with this] +

[6:14:45 PM] AxS.Paroxysm: any1 for skype sex? we can talk about protoss imba and me baneling busting your spawning pool

+ [Cellardoor and jail] +

[2:57:00 PM] Jessie "AxS.KnighT" Byrne: drop the soap on purpose, mind games
[2:57:42 PM] AxS.Cellardoor: no be the f ucker
[2:57:44 PM] AxS.Cellardoor: not the fuckee
[2:57:57 PM] AxS.Cellardoor: just close your eyes and anything can happen
[2:58:06 PM] AxS.Cellardoor: prison is filled with emma watsons if u just close your eyes
[3:00:53 PM] Jessie "AxS.KnighT" Byrne: and with that, i'll go have something to eat