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I was watching the GSL World Championship qualifiers this morning and something occurred to me – I asked myself, why are Singaporeans so untalented? Well, I think I have found the answer. They should just drink more electrolytes.

Take OxygeN for example. He was made to look like a diamond league player against Chinese players - is it a coincidence that China is also the Gatorade capital of the world? The word Gatorade actually means ‘Gaming Prowess’ in Hokkien. Also he is ugly.

The reason every Singaporean player relies so heavily on cheese and can’t macro is the lack of stamina that would otherwise be provided by a diet rich in electrolytes. In fact, a diet consisting wholly of electrolytes if possible. I think if Singaporean players ate less mie goring and drank more electrolytes SEA would be #1 server.

Notice how water, which reduces electrolyte concentration, is at the BOTTOM? Just like Singaporeans in tournament standings.

In conclusion, as every embarrassingly-endowed Singaporean asks his wife each night, you must ask yourself – “is it in you?”.