[TAriiChard]

Originally Posted by deL

I was watching the GSL World Championship qualifiers this morning and something occurred to me – I asked myself, why are Singaporeans so untalented? Well, I think I have found the answer. They should just drink more electrolytes.

Take OxygeN for example. He was made to look like a diamond league player against Chinese players - is it a coincidence that China is also the Gatorade capital of the world? The word Gatorade actually means ‘Gaming Prowess’ in Hokkien. Also he is ugly.

The reason every Singaporean player relies so heavily on cheese and can’t macro is the lack of stamina that would otherwise be provided by a diet rich in electrolytes. In fact, a diet consisting wholly of electrolytes if possible. I think if Singaporean players ate less mie goring and drank more electrolytes SEA would be #1 server.

In conclusion, as every embarrassingly-endowed Singaporean asks his wife each night, you must ask yourself – “is it in you?”.

I want del in my pants.

[x5_Potter]

Originally Posted by deL

I was watching the GSL World Championship qualifiers this morning and something occurred to me – I asked myself, why are Singaporeans so untalented? Well, I think I have found the answer. They should just drink more electrolytes.

Take OxygeN for example. He was made to look like a diamond league player against Chinese players - is it a coincidence that China is also the Gatorade capital of the world? The word Gatorade actually means ‘Gaming Prowess’ in Hokkien. Also he is ugly.

The reason every Singaporean player relies so heavily on cheese and can’t macro is the lack of stamina that would otherwise be provided by a diet rich in electrolytes. In fact, a diet consisting wholly of electrolytes if possible. I think if Singaporean players ate less mie goring and drank more electrolytes SEA would be #1 server.

Notice how water, which reduces electrolyte concentration, is at the BOTTOM? Just like Singaporeans in tournament standings.

In conclusion, as every embarrassingly-endowed Singaporean asks his wife each night, you must ask yourself – “is it in you?”.

Bringing back quote spam, LIKE A BOSS. Also, Aean's being a !@#$ lately. Just thought I'd put it out there.

[TAhackdZ]

Originally Posted by deL

I was watching the GSL World Championship qualifiers this morning and something occurred to me – I asked myself, why are Singaporeans so untalented? Well, I think I have found the answer. They should just drink more electrolytes.

Take OxygeN for example. He was made to look like a diamond league player against Chinese players - is it a coincidence that China is also the Gatorade capital of the world? The word Gatorade actually means ‘Gaming Prowess’ in Hokkien. Also he is ugly.

The reason every Singaporean player relies so heavily on cheese and can’t macro is the lack of stamina that would otherwise be provided by a diet rich in electrolytes. In fact, a diet consisting wholly of electrolytes if possible. I think if Singaporean players ate less mie goring and drank more electrolytes SEA would be #1 server.

Notice how water, which reduces electrolyte concentration, is at the BOTTOM? Just like Singaporeans in tournament standings.

In conclusion, as every embarrassingly-endowed Singaporean asks his wife each night, you must ask yourself – “is it in you?”.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Omg del that was beautiful!

It's obvious that you put alot of thought into these wonderfully hilarious posts. Made my day, and work will not be shit now!

My hat comes off to you sir.

On a completely unrelated note. All of the Protoss who 4gated me last night on ladder are lame faces. You know who you are, and now you know your faces are in fact lame. kkthnxbai!

[ZergGirl]

I hate every single protoss user in the world.

HATE.

[WagonWheel]

I play protoss, and I HATE ALL PVP MATCH-UPS!
It's firstly a 4gate fest.
If for some reason that doesn't end the game after 15mins, it becomes an e-peen MY COLOSSUS ARMY IS BIGGER THAN YOURS fest.

/rant

[TAavanar]

Originally Posted by WagonWheel

I play protoss, and I HATE ALL PVP MATCH-UPS!
It's firstly a 4gate fest.
If for some reason that doesn't end the game after 15mins, it becomes an e-peen MY COLOSSUS ARMY IS BIGGER THAN YOURS fest.

/rant

wow man thats totally contributing to the thread thanks

[ZergGirl]

Originally Posted by avanar

wow man thats totally contributing to the thread thanks

more than you.

[TAavanar]

Originally Posted by ZergGirl

more than you.

shut up zerggirl

[WagonWheel]

Originally Posted by avanar

shut up zerggirl

Amazing comeback!

I nominate avanar to be the God of the Smacktalkianity.
Why, you ask?
Because he CLEARLY has a vast arsenal of wit, sarcasm and intelligence to back up his cleverly worded and downright silencing smack talk.
I have a feeling there shall be no opposition to this nomination.


On a more serious note,

Originally Posted by deL

I was watching the GSL World Championship qualifiers this morning and something occurred to me – I asked myself, why are Singaporeans so untalented? Well, I think I have found the answer. They should just drink more electrolytes.

Take OxygeN for example. He was made to look like a diamond league player against Chinese players - is it a coincidence that China is also the Gatorade capital of the world? The word Gatorade actually means ‘Gaming Prowess’ in Hokkien. Also he is ugly.

The reason every Singaporean player relies so heavily on cheese and can’t macro is the lack of stamina that would otherwise be provided by a diet rich in electrolytes. In fact, a diet consisting wholly of electrolytes if possible. I think if Singaporean players ate less mie goring and drank more electrolytes SEA would be #1 server.

Notice how water, which reduces electrolyte concentration, is at the BOTTOM? Just like Singaporeans in tournament standings.

In conclusion, as every embarrassingly-endowed Singaporean asks his wife each night, you must ask yourself – “is it in you?”.

Electrolytes = better comebacks.
Avanar, Is it in you?

[WagonWheel]

Originally Posted by avanar

wow man thats totally contributing to the thread thanks

I know, I know. However,

Originally Posted by deL

I was watching the GSL World Championship qualifiers this morning and something occurred to me – I asked myself, why are Singaporeans so untalented? Well, I think I have found the answer. They should just drink more electrolytes.

Take OxygeN for example. He was made to look like a diamond league player against Chinese players - is it a coincidence that China is also the Gatorade capital of the world? The word Gatorade actually means ‘Gaming Prowess’ in Hokkien. Also he is ugly.

The reason every Singaporean player relies so heavily on cheese and can’t macro is the lack of stamina that would otherwise be provided by a diet rich in electrolytes. In fact, a diet consisting wholly of electrolytes if possible. I think if Singaporean players ate less mie goring and drank more electrolytes SEA would be #1 server.

Notice how water, which reduces electrolyte concentration, is at the BOTTOM? Just like Singaporeans in tournament standings.

In conclusion, as every embarrassingly-endowed Singaporean asks his wife each night, you must ask yourself – “is it in you?”.

I think it's clear that i need electrolytes in order to contribute in a more effective way.

[Starcraftmazter]

Zergs are such QQers

[ZergGirl]

Originally Posted by Starcraftmazter

Zergs are such QQers

OI! You ask your mum how much of a QQer I am. When she blushes and can't contain herself? Oh man, you'll know how I get things done.

[Mukade]

Lol, zerggirl vaguely trolling. How very droll

[ZergGirl]

Originally Posted by Mukade

Lol, zerggirl vaguely trolling. How very droll

I'll get my monocle, tophat and cane.. we can then chortle about how droll the whole situation is.

[ETL.Santi]

So i was writing poetry the other night and I came out with this:

Zerg is the race for emos.

Protoss are the race for rich people who win at life by doing stupid shit.

Terran are the race for alfa males who dominate society.


cool?

[Benji]

Originally Posted by Santi

So i was writing poetry the other night and I came out with this:

Zerg is for cool ppl.

Protoss are for douches.

Terran are for douches.


cool?

Fixed

10 Characters etc

[TAavanar]

Originally Posted by Benji

Fixed

10 Characters etc

i think benji lost again

[staLcHiLd]

i think terran should be for the people who are cheesy

[deL]

This is for Juggernaut:

[cure]

Originally Posted by deL

This is for Juggernaut:

Should've linked the thread along with the certificate.

Originally Posted by Xeen

who are you?

i lol'd.