[ROOTProbe]

Look at how hard this is!

Last year, with the Terrans in SEA being so bad and being unable to beat Zerg (Like seriously, one of the Terran wins was from a Zerg off racing as a Terran, and the other from a Mech Terran), Protoss finished in second place…

Therefore I would like to propose some solutions to our predicament.

Protoss is the hardest race. Because of this, there are not many players in SEA capable of being able to wield it to a high level. If we have any chance of beating the imbalanced Zerg, we need some buffs. Therefore, The mothership core should also be able to jump, and in fact double jump that also gives a speed boost, so that our rocket league skills will translate into sc2 skills. The Mothership Core should also be able to cast photon overcharge on units, adepts in particular, so that they finally become balanced and Protoss has a chance in LOTV. The duration should also be increased to 333 seconds so that we can hold the bullshit that other races throw at us.

And yes, the other races have easy and bullshit units. Who thought adding an AoE Zerg unit that is invisible and outranges all Protoss ground units would be a good idea? Who thought adding a broken and smooth transition for ling roach would be a good idea? However, our units are not bullshit. Because they are so bad, we have to rely on our superior map editing skills and one click defences. We wouldn’t have maps like Dust 2 if the other races were balanced and respected our skill. They say we just all in, but in reality they can’t handle our superior timing based plays.

As the 2015 Race Wars begin, Protoss will once again be fielding a team. We are looking for a 3v3 rocket league team and 5v5 CSGO team (Please only netdecking tryhards for this one) to crush the other races.

Oh and also 12 players to play in the PvZ and PvT matches.

Just like the archon destroyed the ultralisk...
Protoss will be victorious!

POWER OVERWHELMING