[MazEi]

Well guess this sort of thread was imminent =P

But yeah post your QQs for Dota here

BASHES....it just never procs for me, but every second hit on spiritbreaker, faceless void, anti-mage with basher(any hero with basher) seems to just bash my face into the core of the earth

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Bash:

ill proc for you bby g ♥

[Cyanide]

I'm bad at this game. QQ

[x5_Bard]

Originally Posted by Cyanide

I'm bad at this game. QQ

Me too T_T

[Theend]

There is no sc2sea dota2 clan . QqQ -> QQ to the Max™ <- QqQ

[cruxis]

My favourite is:

"Invoker want mid?"
"No I am learning."
"gg"

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ToRsupapower:

hahaha gold.

[fray`Eros]

This one time I lost a game because a player on my team played badly, this was an enjoyable experience for me.

[BearPack]

When I play enigma and get everyone in a black hole, only to see my team derping around and not realising THIS IS THE TIME TO ATTACK!

Also, supporting heroes that killsteal. I understand if it's accidental, but 4 times in a row? Don't think so.

People who play Riki, and only go in for the last hits using blink strike.
Same for bounty hunter and the glaive.

People who dont deny their towers.

People who play an initiator role, yet don't initiate - The same goes for nukers that initiate and get their shit slapped.

Chronosphere

People that say "stop last hitting creeps, I'm the carry, that's my job". No, you have every opportunity to last hit, you're just terrible at it. Shut up. Same goes for people not trying to deny creeps.

When mid doesn't call miss, and then all of a sudden a Pudge 3 levels higher than you with double damage has you in his hook.

Rushing battlefury in a pub game.

People that buy boots first.

Shadow Demon's that cast disruption on a target AS IM CASTING A SPELL. STOP DOING THAT.

Templar Assassin. **** that.

I don't think I've been as frustrated and angry at anyone as much as I have when playing dota.
But goddamn it's fun.

Edit: we should all start a team of non-terrible people.

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Theend:

pubs can never be as good as some solid good clan mate

[|Erasmus|]

I'll just go with everyone on your team picking stuff like bloodseeker and ursa and riki and getting super cocky and bm after a few ganks until they get to a certain point in the game where they realise they have no real team fight potential, then BM the rest of the team for being horrible.

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BearPack:

Same goes for nightstalker at night. Just because you do bonus damage, you're not invincible.

[cruxis]

I love the ones that have escape abilities, like invis or blink. Yet they still manage to die 6 times before 10 minutes.

[ephemera]

riki has plenty of teamfight potential!

[MazEi]

Originally Posted by BearPack

we should all start a team of non-terrible people.

I second the idea

Originally Posted by BearPack

Templar Assassin. **** that.

Venomancer. Does absolute wonders =)

EDIT
Some QQ, no couriers(while I'm playing carry or solo mid)

[cruxis]

Yeah those games are bad. I even keep asking for courier/wards, but it's useless.

One game I constantly berated CM to buy wards. "Where's the wards CM?" "Get some ******* wards CM." etc. She never got them. IIRC one of her reasons was along the lines of "You all die too much no point in wards."

[x5_Bard]

whats wrong with getting boots first!? T_T

edit: or do you mean with their first 600 gold?

[Theend]

Originally Posted by x5.Bard

whats wrong with getting boots first!? T_T

edit: or do you mean with their first 600 gold?

There is nothing wrong even with getting boots with first 600 gold.
It all depend on the player.

[Bash]

Boots with first 600 gold gives no survivability, and no help to last-hitting, sometimes it can be handy if you have a specific strat tog et first blood, in which case you'll gian enough for it to be worth it, but in general its "frowned upon" because you're skipping a natural progression of items.

Think nexus first, but with 0 defense, or something, it can work, it can be awesome, but usually its better to use a forge and cannon at some point

EDIT: Cyanide beat me to it in chatbox. Almost identical wording too. +1 to that handosme nerd.
Edit2: "as quoted from top dota2 grandmaster player,cyanide."

[fray`Eros]

The best is when I go PA mid doing pretty well on my last hits and we have a BH/Riki lane the Riki then proceeded to go 0-5 within the first five minutes and doesnt even have level 6 by the time im around level 15. So what does he do? bitch for the rest of the game about how we're a bunch of noobs who dont know shit about dota. I somehow manged to pull the game back with my friend who was Drow Ranger bot but it wasnt an easy or enjoyable match.

[MazEi]

Originally Posted by Eros

The best is when I go PA mid doing pretty well on my last hits and we have a BH/Riki lane the Riki then proceeded to go 0-5 within the first five minutes and doesnt even have level 6 by the time im around level 15. So what does he do? bitch for the rest of the game about how we're a bunch of noobs who dont know shit about dota. I somehow manged to pull the game back with my friend who was Drow Ranger bot but it wasnt an easy or enjoyable match.

So many carries o.o

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fray`Eros:

No we needed more carriers

[x5_Bard]

Earthshakers who ground fissure and trap you into the enemy heroes

[|Erasmus|]

Originally Posted by x5.Bard

Earthshakers who ground fissure and trap you into the enemy heroes

not a qq, but rather something awesome. I was veno and got up nice and close in a team fight and landed the sickest scepter ulti on 4 heroes. Then I was about to die, when I got cut off from their heroes by a fissure coming from off-screen. I figured their ES stuffed it up and typed "lol, nice fissure" only to get told it was my rubick stole the ability and saved me like a boss... ^_^

[Daboo]

It kinda cool this MM system..everytime I go on a winning streak, it says here's your reward, play with people who feed 20 times in 20 minutes, or go afk at tower and say "lolzzz I'm eating my breakfast.". In the case of the breakfast guy, he was better off afk, because he ended up feeding after he came back.
#fuuuuuuuuUUUU

[cruxis]

Originally Posted by Daboo

It kinda cool this MM system..everytime I go on a winning streak, it says here's your reward, play with people who feed 20 times in 20 minutes, or go afk at tower and say "lolzzz I'm eating my breakfast.". In the case of the breakfast guy, he was better off afk, because he ended up feeding after he came back.
#fuuuuuuuuUUUU

Your MM rank has nothing to do with wins and losses. It's completely dependent on how well you do individually in the game. If you go 15-2, get 2 towers yourself, and still lose, for example, you'll gain MMR.

EDIT: Also, if he was AFK at start, then comes back, of course he's going to feed. He'll have no farm, and probably no levels. I think I've only ever seen 1 person come back late with a massive level difference (Like, he's level 1, enemy team is 8+), and he didn't manage to feed. He actually helped set up a kill on lvl 1 to boost him to level 4. But they are rare.

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MazEi:

should try it once, catching up levels is fun! at any moment you may die, but if you dont, those level jumps =D

[LennX]

I got a different thing to QQ.
Waited 1hour and still no games lobby for me. What am I doing wrong?

I'm searching for ap mode in SEA,HK severs...

[FaMe]

Every game i've played today someone has just left without saying anything. Not going badly, not doing well either, yet they just leave.
******* ridiculous. All I want is to be placed in a higher rating, but it's pretty hard when every game is 4v5/3v5 or worse.

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	Daboo:	I think it's about client stability, people have been dropping in and out lately so much...
	ToRsupapower:	You can leave 5 mins after they leave and it won't count towards a penalty

[AssyrianKing]

Keeper of the lights massive range nuke behind trees!

[jayaiwhy]

today I played a game where my whole team was buying time to let AM farm

he had 40 minutes free farm and he only had bkb and battlefury.

upset.

ps. I was playing Storm Spirit that could win 1v1 with PA.

[LennX]

Never ever ever solo queue for public matchmaking...

[Bash]

Those games where you mean to press "Random" but instead click "accept hero" on the default alchemist.

fml

[Daboo]

Originally Posted by Bash

Those games where you mean to press "Random" but instead click "accept hero" on the default alchemist.

fml

Yeah I think they changed something with the mm this patch. I've been getting complete garbage teams

This what happened earlier today

Team joins, We ask tide to buy courrier, and he buys it..nice guy huh? But he bought a flying courier lol. and now he starts to abuse us because we didnt tell him the rules earlier, and that he had never used a courier before. And when we tell him to buy a normal one and upgrade it, he ends up buying two couriers more lol.

And tide hunter goes to the top lane, feeds, goes 0-12 in the first 15 or so minutes. To make matter worse, SF tries to act as team captain (he cant even land a raze...), and actively messes up courier, says you need to come to the closest tower to take your stuff..... At this point I'm trying to get my point booster, and basically fighting with him for the courier. And he had a grand total of 100 last hits at 40 minutes lol. A new sniper does what he does, fed some 10 times. I basically quit the game at this point.

The weird part is these guys have something like 100+ wins or so...o.0

[LennX]

You know Daboo, someone posted something about the same SF in the TL dota QQ thread. haha

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Daboo:

Thats was me, was updating the post during the game :D

[cruxis]

i hate when i support for a carry that can't last hit. All that money going to waste. And they always hit it at juuuust the right time so even if you time attacks right after them, still too late for the last hit.

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MazEi:

oh the joys of supporting a carry that has no arms

[Cyanide]

Got into a game, dota 2 crashed.
Reload dota 2
CONNECTING TO DOTA 2 NETWORK... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Restart Steam, get on dota 2
Reconnect to game, wins anyway.
Low priority for abandonment.
F*CK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DOTA 2 ERROR!!

[cruxis]

Yep, happened to me several times. I wrote Valve an angry letter after getting 2 days worth of low priority during a bonus points. 3 days later, they released the patch that made slower computers load it faster.

Out of my 15 abandons, 14 of them are dur to Dota crashing. And that 1 was because my team was beyond retarded that I preferred the abandon then wait for that filth to end.

[Heady]

I want to learn how to play this game but it would take effort that could go to sucking less at sc2. QQ

[ToRsupapower]

Devourer in HoN is OP and makes me think Pudge is OP so i get scared and run from crappy pudge. QQ

[cruxis]

Eh, Pudge isn't that bad. When I know he's looking for a hook, I never get hooked. However, because I'm a stoner, I forget he's in the game a lot, and there I am, happily farming. Then POW! Straight in the kisser.

Just got to zig zag. And when you see the hook fly, click straight left or right (hopefully you can judge where it's going so you don't walk into it accidentally) and you move straight out of it. However, just because he misses me, there's usually another guy behind me to make that pudge feel like he's a good hooker.

[Daboo]

All t2 towers down, the other team is 2 levels below us,we've not lost a tower yet,their pudge quits.

After five minutes, when the game is safe to leave, three people from our team quit, mkaing it a 2v4. Totally sucks. Why quit a game that you've won.

[LennX]

Welcome to dota, I suck too much zzz

[mGGReaver]

Does anyone here know how to fix Garena's ip looking up problem?

[ProAnnn]

No 1 QQ now, all my friends all play diretide, noone wan play normal d2 with me

[mGGReaver]

Diretide super fun

[MazEi]

QQ on diretide, never won a single game before =|

[Cyanide]

Diretide changes
- Roshan does not appreciate being sheeped.

QQ

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MazEi:

QQ

[Cyanide]

gave AM farm all game long. doesn't get BKB.

[DotAKinG]

Ring of health first for heroes that end up with battlefury ftw!

[Bash]

Getting a chest 9/10 games. T.T

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MazEi:

i concur

[DUCKVILLELOL]

Had an ES in my game do the old "solo mid or feed" shit, then went shadowblade for "carry ES" -_-

[Bash]

Originally Posted by DUCKVILLELOL

Had an ES in my game do the old "solo mid or feed" shit, then went shadowblade for "carry ES" -_-

i may have played against the same ES, went mid, had shadowblade, sucked.


Also playing wardbitch 80% of my games, plenty of commends, eff all wins. theya all wanna play carries, but none can carry T.T

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LennX:

The key is to play a ward support that can somewhat carry. :P

[cruxis]

Dark Seer and Bloodseeker start bming each other (They are both on my team).

Before the game is truly over (We got a ******* Dark Seer, I've been in bad positions with him and just held T3 till carry got farm and won), they challenge each other to a 1v1. So, we have all T3 towers up, and they leave the game to go 1v1 each other.

[DUCKVILLELOL]

Is tombstone ever going to be ******* nerfed jesus christ this is a ******* overpowered joke of a spell

[|Erasmus|]

queued the other day with a spiritbreaker who literally spent all game sitting in fountain, casting charge on some enemy hero, dying, then repeating the process. I think he ended up at 2-19 or something.

Also an amusing one got BMed for losing middle lane with rubick cause I got ganked once and was 0-1. Ended the game at 7-1-27...

Edit: also queued with a tinker who went a fun rearm with mask of madness build and never went for any good items like sheepstick. Needless to say we lost, he BMed me when I asked him why he went that build cause you know, we were getting pummeled so I didn't have a great record... Queued against him next game got 4 kills vs, him in lane...

[|Erasmus|]

Best one was I played one game as windrunner last night... go 1v1 with their spirit breaker. I am low, but i windrun for evasion and go back in for one last hit to get the kill, when kotl recalls me out. :/

[MazEi]

playing ap mode and choosing whatever hero a person feels like, gets raged on by one guy about picking shitty heroes and leaves.....yeah...cos ap mode solo q is so serious.

[Cyanide]

We were doing great, owning radiant easily with me on Mag, a riki, chen, jugg and axe. Axe was pretty well farmed and raping everything.

We reached the throne, somehow lost a fight... and then radiant reversed throne us. Turns out, the Axe decided to drop his items and destroy them. -_-; That's how we lost. WHAT THE **** RETARD DOES THAT?!?!?!?

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LennX:

Axe seen what pro players do sometimes and wanna be a heroic troll. ;)

[Cyanide]

5 game losing streak FTL

[LennX]

Solo queue. Why did I solo queue why...

[QEDbourkes]

9 game losing streak on solo que, ending up more farmed as support then the carry's from ganking and team fighting, started a win streak where the team i'm on is imbalanced and the laning phase is so passive cause the other people are forced out of lane in the first 2-3 min. oh matchmaking, please make some even games.

[LennX]

QQQQQ on losing bets on zenith games on dota2lounge.
I bet on them - they lose.
I don't bet on them - they win.

pew pew

[FSDarkNemesis]

QQ, 13 losses in a row...

[yuu]

no one else plays this game. QQ

[Bash]

ikr