[crAzerk]

Hello there, I've seen this everywhere and was wondering why we don't have one. I'll get the ball rolling!
EDIT: PLEASE PROVIDE AT LEAST A ONE LINER TO EXPLAIN WHAT YOUR PICTURE IS AND WHY IT BEATS THE PREVIOUS ONE

The Rules are simple:
1) No reposting of pictures. Keep it fresh!
2) All pictures should include AT LEAST a one-line description/explanation of why it beats the previous one, otherwise the next person can choose to ignore yours!


For example, if I start with:

Want to start a flame war? My flame devil pwns you all!

You can reply with:

Sorry, my Fireman puts you out in a flash.


If possible, bold what you are using so people know how to respond

AND, as very commonly occurring on other forums, people tend to post Chuck Norris photos and say it beats anything, but try to avoid this because it's lame! UNLESS the image actually provides a relevant counter, for example if someone posts this:


My zombie eats you up


you CAN post this


Self-explanatory
as it's rather funny


Keep it clean!

To start things off...

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Hands up all you little ducklings! My kitten with a gun owns y'all!

Quick Comments

LOSDoG:

[Benji]

I have won this thread.

[TAminimat]

Am I doing it right?

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TAkrunch:

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[HDPhoenix]

No, not really but if you order now, we'll throw in some "sympathy" that you'll never be as good as the models in the pictures

[crAzerk]

edited the OP to add a Chuck Norris clause lol. Keep it going! 'Cos I can't think of how to beat HDPhoenix atm :/

[nirvAnA]

[Cute]

Three of these and she's back to how she was!

[crAzerk]

Mine's bigger -flex

[PapaBigBelly]

I THE ULTRALISKK EAT ALL YOUR BURGERS

how do you post pictures? sorry for the noobie question

[ToRDeathsFang]

The burgers are better at Hungry Jack's

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nirvAnA:

[cruxis]

+ Show +

Arnie as Terminator is way more Ultra.

[Cute]

[Paroxysm]

Creepy man > sexy maid.

[nard]

I'm one up one ya!

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	Apth:	Dude, that's clever as hell.
	nirvAnA:

[crAzerk]

Guys please remember to just write a short phrase at least to say how your photo beats the previous one because some dont make sense to me :s

Anyway,


I'm one up ya too And mine's got an awesome kitty too

[nard]

i kill your kitties once everyday!

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	nirvAnA:
	ToRDeathsFang:	Just once?

[nirvAnA]

love beats that daily activity... and then some!!

[ToRDeathsFang]

The Heartbreaker Shawn Michaels allows no love! He's the Heartbreaker!

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wolf:

nice

[noobinater]

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nirvAnA:

hangover2 ftw!

[iMSystem]

[FrOst]

Damn didn't see nards pic.

[nard]

Self explanatory!

[crAzerk]

LOL nard why did you use a mas selemat spoof picture! hahhaa only Singaporeans will get this.

[noobinater]

[nard]

I unmask teh robocop!

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nirvAnA:

[Paroxysm]

Nice Suit

[noobinater]

nice metal

[nard]

gotta make it nicer

[Paroxysm]

You can polish a turd but its still shit.

[SiF]

Because I is haz no green house gasez

[Paroxysm]

Dont forget your training wheels

[SiF]

3 wheels is better than 2 with trainers!

[LennX]

I think my wheels are better.

[ToRDeathsFang]

Who needs wheels when you've got a fat, giant spaceship that deals 6 damage a shot x6 and can get raped by any form of anti-air unit in the game?

[crAzerk]

Forementioned anti-air rapes you (This is a Corruptor btw)

[SiF]

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holyforker:

LOL

[ToRDeathsFang]

Nuff said

[NvPinder]

How exactly does that beat anti air pelican...?

also, im pretty sure i posted a penis in this thread, but now its gone?

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nirvAnA:

yea i deleted it, keep it SFW please :)

[ToRDeathsFang]

Fine then anti-air pelican> hadoukens



No amount of anti-air can beat this bad boy.

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ToRSpookToR:

SPOOOOOOOKY

[AvPoker]

Come at me bro.

[BaKaiNu]

I found Wally, and more!

[iMSystem]

[iMSystem]

No way, You hit that the second I posted as well.. -_-'

[BaKaiNu]

Hahaha! Beaten .

[nirvAnA]

hahaha baka wins tho, he has nicer circle!

[ToRDeathsFang]

Thanks man! Now i can use my

To blow you all to Kingdom come

[iMSystem]

Can't fly when your on empty

[crAzerk]

Ahhh try not to use the same picture twice Deathsfang Added that bit to the rules on the first post though I doubt anyone reads that.

Hilarious response from both baka and system though

[BaKaiNu]

Gas anybody?

[TAminimat]

Gas anybody?

[ToRDeathsFang]

Don't forget to take your daily dose of vespene gas!

[crAzerk]

Marines don't need vespene gas. pewpew

[TAminimat]

And your daily dose of mineral water

[ToRDeathsFang]

Yeah marines don't need anything because their broken ><


Try doing splash damage on THAT

[cruxis]

Lurkers can beat marines

[Paroxysm]

Flyswat > Bugs

[ToRDeathsFang]

Mine's bigger. Specially designed to act like Spine Crawlers except 5 times bigger and they make loud noises when bitch-slapping stuff.

[myth_au]

[img]http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/i...e-fly-with.jpg[/img]

Size doesn't matter...

[crAzerk]

@myth_au: I think when you originally typed the link it got mistranslated into a WEBLINK instead of just as an image code. Try deleting the entire portion and retyping it!

Myth posted this btw:

Jackiechan catching a fly with chopsticks (From the Western version of The Karate Kid)

[kellyMILKIES]

You guys have difficult pictures to follow up on. Luckily, ive got an epic one for the next guy.



- But superfly bit him and turned him into Chun Lee

[Fierypower]

[crAzerk]

Please do provide a one line explanation as to why your picture beats the previous one, otherwise others can choose to skip yours

[cruxis]

Bruce Lee beats Jackie Chan in every aspect of everything.

[SiF]

I'm sorry... had to go there...



CHUCK NORRIS SLAPPIN' BRUCE LEE

[nard]

zidane's kick > chuck norris round house kick

[SiF]

[Silver Pharaoh]

Zerg cake will make his stomach hurts from bugs.

[ToRskrawL]

Lets cut the cake!

[ChickN]

woops, did I melt your cutlery?

[ToRskrawL]

Thanks brah, I could use the extra heat

[SiF]

I EATZ TEH STARZ

[ToRDeathsFang]

Fat Albert

So fat even black holes have no effect, pwnt

[V_enDetta]

I get the chicks. Good looking albert pwns fat albert. fyi I googled good looking albert. lol.

[Satu]

Handsome albert cant pick up chicks when the hedge behind him is located here

[ToRDeathsFang]

No problem -revs the chainsaw-

[nard]

how u operate da chainsaw with no fuel!?

[maximusPrime]

Fuel is for chumps

[TAminimat]

Electricity is for chumps

[ToRskrawL]

This is the downfall of solar energy

[TAminimat]

And the upside..

[AvPoker]

ty for free ladder points

[maximusPrime]

This guy got too many free ladder points

[HuT]

Shutup nerd! I'll be taking your ladder points anyway!

Off to Ladder Camp for you.

[AvPoker]

Aint tasteless anymore

[ToRDeathsFang]

Taste this

[ETL.Santi]

I dont care give me your ladder points!

[TAminimat]

You are still a noob Santi.

[ToRskrawL]

People can change.

[Aean(:]

not if they cant afford it

[ToRskrawL]

This guy can.

[maximusPrime]

but he still can't get the top job...turns out this guy does have an American birth certificate after all

[ToRskrawL]

This is pure blackness!

[ToRDeathsFang]

Not any more. Flower Power!

[ToRskrawL]

I will murder you and take your power.

[Satu]

No one steals this dude's job!

[maximusPrime]

I'll burn kirby, put him on a stick and eat him

[kabba]

Kirby can't be burnt!!!!

[Rythos]

Then we'll try putting him out!

[Maynarde]

Not much wetness around here though ...





... Or IS there?

Quick Comments

nard:

Nice! Mirrors my life exactly!

[nirvAnA]

Unless you're jabito, best of both worlds!

[FaDeHellfyre]

RedArchon > Jabito

[inFeZa]

Nestea > *

[FaDeHellfyre]

Powerade beats


Nestea

[lolwut]

LOL AT the NesTea thing.

Don't know how to upload pic so.

OSAMA BIN LADEN DRINKS YOUR POWERADE!

[FaDeHellfyre]

Seal Team 6 > Osama Bin Laden

+ Show +

try post pictures though (img)url of image here(/img), replace the () with []

[Maynarde]

All soldiers are countered in BF3 by flashlights.

[FaDeHellfyre]

Flashlights are defeated by Dead Batteries... like my little dead battery pic?

[AvPoker]

Don't worry, I'll save ya.

[Maynarde]

Oh yeah?



How's about I kick your ass in a terrible movie?

Quick Comments

Brultze:

I thought of this the second I saw Freddy :)

[inFeZa]

I just changed the channel..

[Intoccabile19]

Now if only i could find the right one!

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Nemo:

Ha, ha, so true ! :D

[inFeZa]

Universal remote to save the day :

[MazEi]

Old piece of technology not compatible

[Intoccabile19]

whoops too late.



my universal remote is better!

[TABottles]

Mr. Deeds is better.

[MazEi]

Bluray so so much better that DVD Videos, period.

[crAzerk]

Lolol some of the responses are hilarious! Though some don't really have a good reason ford being better than the previous :/
Keep it up!

[Bugalugs McScruffin]

crAzerk, you're tempting me to chuck up a Holden pic, if only for this...

Originally Posted by crAzerk

Though some don't really have a good reason ford being better than the previous :/

I suppose any car would break a Blu-Ray.

[Maynarde]

OH SHIT





Try watching your BluRays NOW.

[cruxSpoon]

no metal can stop me...im the juggernaught bitch! (tee hehe)

[Maynarde]

Originally Posted by Blind86

http://www.fightersgeneration.com/ch...magneto-c1.gif

no metal can stop me...im the juggernaught bitch! (tee hehe)

That's Magneto brah not Juggernaught, but yeah he does kinda own metal

[cruxSpoon]

http://i.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel//u...uggernaut2.jpg

I am magneto! who is trying to say I am otherwise! see I'm made of metal! impersanators (tee he he)

[mouse]

Samurai jack wins

[Frogmite]

Do you have a problem magneto?

[jackwong]

Luffy > Crocodile!

[Frogmite]

Guys, if you want to insert an image in your post you have to write as follow:

[img] (the picture link) [/img]

example of picture link: http://i.imgur.com/OU5sY.jpg

It will look more awesome

All the BB codes can be found there : http://www.sc2sea.com/misc.php?do=bbcode

[jackwong]

thanks =D frogmite

[MazEi]

Oh looks like Luffy can't be drawn.

[TABottles]

+ Show +

Scissors beats paper!

[Bugalugs McScruffin]

Self explanatory I think.

[MazEi]

Though Brock has an extra letter to rock, so he 1 ups a rock there.

[ToRDeathsFang]

But then Misty comes along and stops you short like a biatch

[crAzerk]

We all know Ash kicks Misty's ass

[Frogmite]

Because Gohan > any sissy that needs someone to fight for him

[cruxSpoon]

Because it takes too many episodes

[img]http://www.clock-desktop.com/screens...alms-clock.jpg[/img]

Defeats gohan

[ToRDeathsFang]

Blind, you have spaces between the [img] and the link, it needs to have no spaces whatsoever in order for it to work. Just edit those spaces out and it will work fine.

[EveVendetta]

Time does not matter because sheldon has a time machine... BAZINGAA

[TABottles]

Time machine aside, Leonard has Penny, and we all love Penny ♥

[mGGAequitas]

we all love starcraft a lot more

[TABottles]

I think you just won the war man, what beats that? seriously?

[cruxSpoon]

Wish i had a screenshot of

"Boxer vs TLO game 3 MLG"

Wonder if this will turn into a sc2 screenshot wars thread lol

[MazEi]

Obviously IM_Mvp owns at Starcraft 2.

[inFeZa]

You have to kill the MVP

[cruxSpoon]

They killed TF2

[cruxSpoon]

Looks like its time to go rogue

Quick Comments

mGGAequitas:

haha sorry I hadn't refreshed since you posted that hat picture :D

[mGGAequitas]

we all know windows is better

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cruxSpoon:

lol you put up a BSOD before didn't you? how come take down, now thelinux makes no sense :(

[souljah]

alot of pple disagree with that statement

[mGGAequitas]

u shouldnt hold metal it attracts lightning

[souljah]

not when i have my trusty crocs

[Rockstar]

:-O

[ZC.EvilSWAT]

Originally Posted by Rockstar

:-O

Epicmealtime kills the learned pig for bacon strips.

[MazEi]

Originally Posted by EvilSWAT

Epicmealtime kills the learned pig for bacon strips.

Party Rock Anthem has more views than EpicMealTime(views total) on youtube.

[rizE]

a widgety grub is much higher in protein and nutrience than the band 'LMFAO'

[Meatex]

omnomnom

[Menace]

Baneling > Light units

humans = light unit

[MazEi]

Marine>Everything....allegedly

[d00fus]

Mind control ftw

[EveVendetta]

David Kim says No.

[faithHunter]

Originally Posted by EveVendetta

David Kim says No.

Dustin Browder says No. And when he says no, he means it.

[ToRMaverick]

YES MAN!

[ToRDeathsFang]

[Meatex]

OUT!

[Knowledge]

[ETL.Branno]