[PapaBigBelly]

What if you had 999 999 999 Billion Trillion Minerals in your bank?
What do you SPEND it on in a game situation?

I would throw down 200 Hatcheries with mass spine crawlers behind them walling in my opponent and
100 000 000 000 Overlords to cover the entire sky of the map with overlords so that he cant even click on any units below on the ground and the entire map with PURPLE GOO CREEEP!

Then i would mass nydus worms everywhere around the map to get my 200/200 army of Ultralisks around everywhere to swarm my opponent





And the WINNER FOR BEST ANSWER IS.............



rezyn8 : I would retire






Other hilarious answer were:


cruxis

More drones for more minerals.




AlphaWhale


Extractors. So I can get gas.





MeLo

One spore crawler.

[pikk0n]

Throw down 200 gateways and make pylons all around the map and constantly warp in DTs making half into archons. With patch 1.3.3, this is the way to go! HAHA! Well, having cannons would help too.

[PikaXchU]

I would make as many hatcheries and possible, and produce only zerglings. Stream of units anyone?

[pikk0n]

@PikaXchU: What about banes? An endless stream of banes. They are greater fun. :P You can switch between banes and lings. HEHE!

[BASA]

a million billion trillion planetary fortresses. and 200/200 3-3 vikings.

[cruxis]

More drones for more minerals.

[Aean(:]

I dont see the point of this thread, and if i had that many minerals, i would be bored as !@#$

[ToRDeathsFang]

100 gateways to instantly warp in 200 supply worth army, every tech there is, buy khaydarin amulet back from blizzard with my endless wealth, 100 high templar= 100 spawn storms into 50 archons! Rinse and repeat

[Zanderax]

Sell them all and buy lessons to become a better player. I need it if I have that many min in the bank.

[MeLo]

One spore crawler.

[AlphaWhale]

Extractors. So I can get gas.

[Fierypower]

Why has nobody even suggested mass marine yet? D:

[EveJeonSa]

I would make 1000 canons on my carriers while having stalkers riding on them with probes on their head, $1biliion for one of those

Probably make some terra-trons as well

[TAScarecrow]

I'd probably give it to those less fortunate, over 16000 gamers die of mineral starvation every day.

Quick Comments

Zanderax:

[HuT]

Marines.
1a

[inFeZa]

colossus
1a

[AvPoker]

drones
1a
...and whats the purpose of this thread?

[Next_rim]

What if you had 999 999 999 Billion Trillion Minerals in your bank?

I would go broke covering depository expenses

[UncleTom]

3-7 zerglings

[HDPhoenix]

If I'm playing terran/protoss, enough hatcheries to totally cover the map in awesome purple goo

[Mr_Zain]

I'd make marines.

And when I was done making marines I'd make more!

[FvRScrewby]

I would invest it and become richer.
And with the pocket change go 200/200 observers.

[Nobunaga]

I would kill off my SCVs, lift off my command centre, and fly to the edge of the map and hide. This original strategy saves my money and is a very pacifist resolution to conflict.

[rezyn8]

I would retire

[Evoken]

4 warpgates. Its all protoss needs, right?

[Silver Pharaoh]

I would kill myself because my macro sucks.

[SONATA]

so many minerals...



need more overlords/supply depot/pylons

[nirvAnA]

tgcbosser: ill 4 gate you
glade: i still wont go pass tier 2
kelly: ill get into masters.... by myself... maybe...!!
oxy: ill design the best 999999 mineral one base strat
light: ill have 300 apm still
jazbas: so will i!
jesse: ill still cheese you somehow then throw a mule in your face
benji: ill cast it with xeen. ok?
hdphoenix: ill start a facebook contest
del: singapore sucks.
crazerk: "999 minerals coverage by crazerk!"
tze & zeion: "once upon a time there was a ..."
yooynj: "yo man stop caring so much. btw im baked"
zendex: pinoy players would love to play but them they have a tourney on that day
zergtastic: i will make a youtube video proving that it really costs 999999 minerals
fanatic: is anyone from brunei?
unstable: im going to malaysia!
day9: 9999 minerals fun day monday!
nirvana: ill write a guide about it

[Brultze]

Originally Posted by nirvAnA

kelly: ill get into masters.... by myself... maybe...!!!
tze & zeion: "once upon a time there was a ..."

well kelly is in masters now(gratz to her). not sure how me and zeion came into this though

[crAzerk]

wow i've been spoofed lolol. hilarious reply by nirvana tho love the glade one heh.

Anyway, I'll probably get so many marines that I can spell out my name on the minimap... standing on top of burrowed banelings spelling my name too.
Then I'll get the marines to /dance , then I'll select all the banelings and BOOM

SCREENSHOT

[NDG.Stitch]

i would Mass reaper and ghost.

[Zanderax]

"Nuclear Launch Detected" x 9001