[EscapisT]

I really shouldn't be releasing this highly secret information publicly. However, I feel the need for you aussies going for the brisbane qualifier to be aware of the presence you are going to be graced by. I have got intel from various highly credible sources that a "special guest" will be making his/her first ever live appearence for this special event.

I have a press statement from the VIP him/herself on his/her appearance to this event-
"Sup *****, I'm gonna be in Brissy from friday night to monday morning, see everyone at Elysium on sunday so I can sign all of your belongings (breasts are optional)."

Is it a mythical creature as per popular opinion, or does it atcually exist? Only one way to find out! See you there!(only i wont be there)

Things to bring along/note:
Extremly high APM(the mythical creature only has a 0.01% chance of being captured, start training those fingers)
Decent camera(must be able to withstand your spam)
Object of value(to be signed to triple net worth or to be sold to a museum for profit $.$)
Working neocortex(no point in catching a glimpse of the mythical beast only to have your brain tell you it defys all logic)

Pluses:
Bringing a wife or girlfriend so she can get her pair blessed by thy holy one

p.s- photoshoot sessions will be held based on moodswings, get the chance to have your pic taken with the f**king man/woman, the myth, the legend, ____________.

[Paroxysm]

@ EscapisT, I am so confused right now.

[EscapisT]

@ Paroxysm, All will become clear come September the 25th. You are free to make guesses in the meantime though, I may guide you into the light.
Correct guess is guaranteed a photo shoot session!

[HuT]

Zanooku. *shrugs*

[TAminimat]

Yea lol, he was talking to me in some persons stream about going.

[FvRsolis]

I'm going to say it's zanooku.

[[TA]LoSt]

"Sup *****, I'm gonna be in Brissy from friday night to monday morning, see everyone at Elysium on sunday so I can sign all of your belongings (breasts are optional)."

Doesn't exactly sound like ZanooKu. Are we talking about the same ZanooKu that said he was going to bring all his boys because he's got a lot of people that want to bash him in the valley? Or that he was going to stab KJH..? Unlikely ZanooKu will be offering to sign peoples shit.. Although he does think he's got the games in the bag with glade not playing and deth not going, maybe he does think he's some celebrity.

Originally Posted by ZanooKu

The only threats I see there are mOOnGLaDe and Deth.
PvP is a coinflip if I had to vs Azz.
Jimdiddy is pretty good but I think I can beat him now.
REQShuffle isn't much... I've beat him pretty convincingly before.
Saint... again a PvP...coinflip... anything goes.
KJH I 2-0'd, he's trash.
TAHectic... Haven't heard of him.

[FvRsolis]

I can't imagine anyone using the c-bomb except him though, not in the SEA community.

Honestly, I doubt he would beat any of the aforementioned players.

[FvRelimzkE]

I'll cheese him out of the tournament, nobody needs to worry.

[mOOnGLaDe]

see you guys there! i'll just be obsing, unless theres a prize OHH SHITTT

[Snx`Azz]

who is zanooku?

[FvRelimzkE]

a rank 150 - 200 protoss who has a pretty consistent habit of complaining on 2bh chat every time he loses a game
you should be able to stomp him pretty easily Azz

[TAminimat]

Was fun playing today even though I got 4-0'd haha. Are the frequent lans in Brissy or is it just WCG and any other randomly organised lans?

[HuT]

Awesome event. Really proud of my result after stressing about it all weekend!

[FvRsolis]

Sweet event. Loved the eSport drama too. It was very intense!

[[TA]LoSt]

http://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/co...ealize_aussie/

Benji watch out, TA dream team is stepping up! :P

[Highlander]

I couldn't make it!!!

My little boy was being all sick and needly, I had to stay!! Waaahh!!

Where can I see the results?

Oh, and I suppose I should ask who the big Z guy was and what goss happened.

Please give me the low down someone!

[Benji]

Go Light!! ^_^

[Dox]

Front page highlander.