[Delraich]

I'm gonna go with the puzzle option:

http://www.learn4good.com/games/puzzle/boat.htm

http://www.digyourowngrave.com/frog-jumping-puzzle/

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Nemo:

Both solved :)

[nard]

Farmer Crazerk has 4 haystacks in Field A and farmer Zanderax has 5 haystacks in Field B. Farmer crazerk decides to steal zanderax's haystacks and combine them together with his in Field C. How many haystacks does he have now?

[Delraich]

Not sure if these count as jokes, but I think they are pretty funny:

[Delraich]

Here are some more funny pictures:

[syfMiley]

Vortex Gaming

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	TAkrunch:	I see what you've done there, and i like it!
	LOSDoG:
	stalking you:

[Cyanide]

Here's an old one from my childhood.

A farmer had a basket of eggs for sale. 3 men bought from him.
The first man asked for half his eggs and half an egg more.
The second man also bought half the farmer's eggs, and half an egg more.
The last man did likewise.
The farmer sold all his eggs without breaking a single egg. How many eggs did he sell?

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Nemo:

7

[Maynarde]

Originally Posted by ToRZanderax

How many Dragonball Z charaters does it take to change a light-bulb?

Correct answer:

It's OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

You Tube

You Tube

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Zanderax:

That too

[Nemo]

Can't put the images for some reason but :

My prefered ones
http://banelingbbq.com/?comic=12
http://banelingbbq.com/?comic=6
http://banelingbbq.com/?comic=5
http://banelingbbq.com/?comic=3
http://banelingbbq.com/?comic=25
http://banelingbbq.com/?comic=17
http://banelingbbq.com/?comic=14
http://banelingbbq.com/?comic=8
http://banelingbbq.com/?comic=7
http://banelingbbq.com/?comic=2

[nard]

What is courage?
Courage is risking a fart while suffering from diarrhea.

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ProAnnn:

First joke i seriously LOLed. Good one

[ToRDeathsFang]

I got a couple up my sleeve *cracks knuckles*

Yo mama's so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama's so dumb she tried to throw a bird off a cliff

Did you know that although women can fake orgasms, men can fake whole relationships? ;3

Q. What do you call an Afghan virgin?
A. Never Bin Laid On

Q. A blonde and a brunette that are the same height and weight fell off a 20-story building at the same time, who hit the ground first?
A. The brunette because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions

Sadly i can't post filthy jokes

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MooZfY:

I like the first one lol :D

[Maynarde]

Originally Posted by DeathsFang

Q. What do you call an Afghan virgin?
A. Mever Bin Laid On

I think you mean NEVER Bin Laid On.

Q. A blonde and a brunette that are the same height and weight fell off a 20-story building at the same time, who hit the ground first?
A. The blonde because she had to stop and ask for directions(

Don't you mean the brunette?

[ToRDeathsFang]

Originally Posted by Maynarde

I think you mean NEVER Bin Laid On.



Don't you mean the brunette?

WOOPS your right i stuffed those up

[ToRsupapower]

A Marine walks into a bar without a bar counter.

Marine: " Where's the counter?"
Bartender : " There is no counter!"

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TAkrunch:

haha, i like that one

[TABjornbrandr]

Originally Posted by nard

Farmer Crazerk has 4 haystacks in Field A and farmer Zanderax has 5 haystacks in Field B. Farmer crazerk decides to steal zanderax's haystacks and combine them together with his in Field C. How many haystacks does he have now?

One?

10char

[Zanderax]

Why is it called Shattered Temple?

Because it's broken

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ToRsupapower:

that was good :P