[NvRossi]

Originally Posted by TACosmic

I told my old man I'm gay today, he wasn't as angry as I thought he would be and in the end he has accepted it. It's such a relief having this burden finally taken off my shoulders. To my boyfriend Jason Bayne (TALoSt), I'm so thankful you have put up with me this long and I'm so excited to no longer spend our relationship in the dark, we can finally be happy and free in the open.

u are 1 ****ing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

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	ROOTPetraeus:	wat
	TAEdgE:	hahahaha
	x5_Bard:	the grammar is still better than frusts...
	nirvAnA:	lol at bards comment!
	x5.NotoriouS:	stolen from the misc u cheeky kunt
	Dox:	work of art

[NvPinder]

This entire thread is a ******* abortion.

[TACosmic]

Originally Posted by NvRossi

u are 1 ****ing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

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	Dox:	i laughed and i peed
	Malice:	Get off 4chan, that place is scum.
	mGGMueX:	*gorilla warfare

[ETL.ViTaL]

Originally Posted by TACosmic

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.

I must say quite a resume

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syfPhoenix:

lol

[Phek]

Around 4 and put yellow paint in my hair to look like coloured streaks... Never again.

[Aiya]

I remember the day I truly fell in love very clearly and my lifestyle at that time. I was just some 16 year old nerd that played World of Warcraft for most of my days after mindlessly going through school without a worry about where I'd be in 2 years, if I'd make it into the university I wanted, if I'd meet my one true love, if I'd make a promise that I'd never break... A carefree person changed on that day because of true love.

It was love at first sight but it was too good to be true, I was afraid being the nerd I am to act with my new found emotion. For days, weeks and then months I just sat back and watched, waited... Did nothing but I wanted to change. Stop being a reserved person, stop being a nerd, stop being carefree, stop having a mundane life and stop not having PASSION. So one day I decided to act to go express my true love -- I quit World of Warcraft, I picked up my studies -- got a traineeship and started a Cert IV in IT (Multimedia), my life was looking up.

The date was the 27th of July, 2010 I did all the useless, irrelevant and trivial work setout for me at school being year 10 -- nothing really mattered except for one thing, I was going to pick up my true love that night and play together all night (with all the purest intentions) and we'd have fun together and I'd show her my good side and my bad side eventually a "You are victorious!" would pop up in my head, I'd be a winner.

So after school ended I took the train home as per usual and walked to my local Centrelink because I had an appointment that day to try get Youth Allowance (ez money ye ye) and then I'd go to pick up my true love and we'd go back to mine, have dinner first and then the fun begins . Of course, I live in a ghetto suburb so the line was ridiculously long and tiresome to stand and wait but that only made the wait more exciting, every second we were apart I felt empty but was in anticipation for the next time we'd be together.

After I got told to go home and apply online I furiously stormed out and went to pick up my love as it was way past the time I said I'd take her back to mine. I got to our meeting location and scrambled her back to mine as we were travelling by foot and that's quite dangerous in my suburb.

Finally, I waited the whole day to be alone, together with my one true love. We arrived to my house around 6 and we had dindins and after we go to my room and then the fun begins. We played for hours and hours until 2am in the morning and then and ONLY then did I give it a rest. So much fun was had that night and finally it came to that moment, my good side and my bad side were revealed. My true feelings resonated through my room and finally the time came.

"You are victorious!" was to pop into my head... That very moment was the moment my hopes and dreams were shattered. Plunged into the void and never to be seen again, I'd become a monster, a careless, cynical, ball of hate. There was no "You are victorious!" there was no "A winner is you." I somehow fucked it up and there was nothing I could do about it now, I had taken terrible, terrible damage to my name. My true love was not impressed with me, at ALL. I went about things very well at the start and got too arrogant, with all the purest intentions at the start but I bled lust from every vein in my body and did something terrible to my true love and just went too fast, I stuck it out and at that second I lost.

I went into a fight without scouting the area first and got surrounded, so I stuck out the fight and got raped. There was no "You are victorious!", only a "Restart" and "Quit Campaign" button.

Dox already did something like this on page 1, I know, I am but a copycat.

EDIT: This thread is dumb and go make a blog post!

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	Dox:	No surprise here, this post is exactly what i expected to come from you!
	nirvAnA:	Aiya you need to edit in the "this thread is dumb go make a blog" part!

[TCPLemminks]

[TheGentleman]

The first time I fell... down stairs: I was 5... it really hurt!

[NOM]

I fell in a fish pond when I was 4 . head first into a trout pond and they were eating my face because they thought I was fish food

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TheGentleman:

Is that how you got your alias? nom nom nom

[nirvAnA]

I was running around the school canteen when i was a kid. i dunno why, just that morning the principal was saying no running in the canteen. maybe that made me rebel. i ended up falling down, hitting the EdgE of a table. the scar on my face remains till today

[x5.NotoriouS]

Originally Posted by nirvAnA

I was running around the school canteen when i was a kid. i dunno why, just that morning the principal was saying no running in the canteen. maybe that made me rebel. i ended up falling down, hitting the EdgE of a table. the scar on my face remains till today

Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells

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nirvAnA:

haha this was hilarious :)

[TheGentleman]

Originally Posted by nirvAnA

I was running around the school canteen when i was a kid. i dunno why, just that morning the principal was saying no running in the canteen. maybe that made me rebel. i ended up falling down, hitting the EdgE of a table. the scar on my face remains till today

Ow! But speaking of scars...

When I was young, during a swimming lesson I thought it would be a great idea to climb a barbed wire fence... turns out not my brightest moment. The scar on my finger remains as a permanent reminder not to climb barbed wire fences.

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	NOM:	I slipped on mud and i held onto barbed wire to stop me from falling, got a scar on my palm
	nirvAnA:	omg :(

[Dox]

can u guys pls stop derailing the thread this is about falling in love not ur stupid indjuries harden the *** up

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	NOM:	iTroll
	TheGentleman:	what's an indjuries?
	nirvAnA:	yea, its actually about n64s! Our bad!

[Asrathiel]

Yay, let's turn this into an injuries thread! That's fun

I jumped off a rock when I was 12 (doing this commando course I made up in the bush behind our house), but the rock was right next to the pool fence, which had a lattice screwed onto it with large sticking out screws. I jumped too close to the fence and caught my leg on the way down ^_^

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	Cyanide:	that's one badass scar.
	RVLiveR:	... I think imagination is better
	nirvAnA:	omg :(
	AssyrianKing:	o.O far out lol

[Malice]

This thread is now about spiderman.

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Dox:

GAWDAMIT PPLZ INDJURIEZ

[syfMiley]

I fell into this thread and I don't know what is why

[x5.NotoriouS]

Originally Posted by Malice

This thread is now about spiderman.

[Cyanide]

better to fall than to be stuck in limbo

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Bash:

thats deep

[mGGDaedalus]

One time I fell in a pond cause the moss on the surface looked like grass. The end.

[inFeZa]

Pinder is correct