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lolwut · Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 3:20 PM

What do you call birdpoo on top of a church?
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Holy sh!t!

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nirvAnA:

ToRPandarine · Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 3:56 PM

What do religious veggies say when they are in trouble?

Gourd save us

nard · Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 4:47 PM

What's the US President's name in 1975?

ToRPandarine · Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 4:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nard

What's the US President's name in 1975?

Gerald R. Ford

Cyanide · Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 5:07 PM

Why does Beyonce sings "To the left, to the left"
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Because black people have no rights

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	MooZfY:	lol
	FaDeBadger:	Read the OP again

Uglymutt · Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 5:26 PM

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Originally Posted by nard

What's the US President's name in 1975?

It was still Barack Obama.

TABjornbrandr · Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 5:31 PM

Gus Ledesma

Volition · Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 5:31 PM

Why are pirates called pirates?

because they ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!

MooZfY · Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 5:45 PM

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A Cloud

Zanderax · Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 6:30 PM

Heisenberg and Schrödinger were driving in a car when a police officer pulled them over.

"Do you know how fast you were going" Said the police officer

"No" replied Heisenberg "but I can tell you exactly where I was"

The officer thinks this peculiar answer is grounds for a search, he opens the trunk to find a dead cat.

"Do you know you have a dead cat in your trunk" says the officer

Schrödinger replies "Well I do now!"

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	TABjornbrandr:
	Nemo:	Someone has studied quantic mecanics recently ;-)

nard · Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 6:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uglymutt

It was still Barack Obama.

Uglymutt wins!

Which sentence in English is correct?

Option 1: the egg yolk is white
Option 2: the egg yolk are white

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Zanderax:

Egg yolks are yellow

Zanderax · Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 6:43 PM

Nerdy pick up lines:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curve

You had me at “Hello World.” (Programmers get this one)

Excuse me, you just made my floppy disk a hard drive!

This is the only one that actually works

Hey does this smell like chloroform?

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	TAkrunch:	i feel bad that i get the second one =(
	MooZfY:	lol Hello World :D

Zanderax · Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 6:48 PM

What did the pirate say when he got his steering wheel stuck down his pants?

"Arrr, it's driving me nuts"

Zanderax · Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 6:50 PM

How many surrealists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Fish...

How many phycologists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Only one but it has to want to change

How many Dragonball Z charaters does it take to change a light-bulb?

Only one but it going to take about 6 episodes

Zanderax · Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 6:51 PM

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool

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	Cyanide:
	Maynarde:

Zanderax · Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 6:56 PM

What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

One goes, wack "damn" and the other goes "damn" wack

Zanderax · Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 7:00 PM

What'd the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?

Beer nuts cost a dollar fifty and Deer nuts are under a Buck

Zanderax · Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 7:02 PM

A Baby Seal walks into a club

Zanderax · Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 7:04 PM

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say F!@#?

You get another 80 year old woman next to her to yell "Bingo"

Zanderax · Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 7:08 PM

A chicken and a Duck are standing on the side of a road and the Chicken says
"Don't bother mate, you'll never hear the end of it"