[Swarmstika]

[11:59 PM] eCKo'Probe:
I AM A COCKROACH
[11:59 PM] eCKo'Probe has reached 27000 chatbox lines!

Naice

[x5.Crescendo]

[8:31 PM] IXL.Crescendo: 8.30PM. SICKEST DODGE CONFIRMED. ShayneRarmer #ConfirmedDodger
[8:31 PM] x5.RunaMoK:
[8:31 PM] x5.RunaMoK has reached 1000 chatbox lines!
[8:31 PM] x5.RunaMoK: wow!
[8:31 PM] IXL.Crescendo: Flawless
[8:31 PM] ETL.Ravenflames: Victory

[x5.Crescendo]

[The very next day....]
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[2:08 PM] mGG.ShayneRarma: IXL Crescendo
[2:08 PM] IXL.Crescendo: THE DODGER RETURNS
[2:08 PM] IXL.Crescendo: HELLO DODGERARMA
[2:08 PM] mGG.ShayneRarma: Where were you at 8:30PM AEST in the dark of the night? I was waiting.
[2:08 PM] IXL.Crescendo: I was here
[2:08 PM] mGG.ShayneRarma: I was online in SEA
[2:09 PM] IXL.Crescendo: The evidence: http://www.sc2sea.com/showpost.php?p...&postcount=282
[2:10 PM] mGG.ShayneRarma: How can I dodge, when I was online on SEA?
[2:10 PM] Matt93: nice dodge
[2:10 PM] mGG.ShayneRarma: God dammit IXL.Crescendo.
[2:10 PM] IXL.Crescendo: Who said anything about SEA? That's a dead server . I was on NA
[2:10 PM] mGG.ShayneRarma: ShayneRarma.815 we shall do this.
[2:10 PM] IXL.Crescendo: IT IS ON
[2:10 PM] mGG.ShayneRarma: I am at work, so will have to be another time
[2:11 PM] mGG.ShayneRarma: Like.... when?
[2:11 PM] IXL.Crescendo: SICK DODGE M8
[2:11 PM] IXL.Crescendo has reached 3500 chatbox lines!
[2:11 PM] mGG.ShayneRarma: ROFL

[Swarmstika]

[9:59 AM] fray`SouL: I HAVE
[9:59 AM] fray`SouL: LAKSAAAAAA
[9:59 AM] Swarmstika: I HAVE
[9:59 AM] Swarmstika: NUTRI-GRAIN
Swarmstika has reached 12000 chatbox lines!
[9:59 AM] fray`SouL: Laksa > nutrigrain
fray`SouL has reached 29500 chatbox lines!

[x5.Crescendo]

2 1337 4 |_|
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[10:15 PM] IXL.Crescendo: 1 4|\/| 4 bR0k3|\| m4n
[10:15 PM] IXL.Crescendo has reached 4000 chatbox lines!
[10:15 PM] IXL.Crescendo: ****

[ETL.Balimaar]

[10:20 PM] Zepph: man **** yall [10:20 PM] ESCDemiLove: LOL
[10:20 PM] Zepph: come hang out twitch.tv/maynarde
[10:20 PM] IXL.Crescendo: Sorry, but Maynarde is streaming
[10:20 PM] mGGSlayer: zepph laying down the law
[10:20 PM] IXL.Crescendo: I GG'd to catch it =D
[10:21 PM] IXL.Crescendo: Could have dragged my last game out, but I wouldn't miss T&T if possible
[10:21 PM] FaDeHealZ: i just turned on to maynarde trying whisky
[10:21 PM] FaDeHealZ: what a god
[10:21 PM] Zepph: yes
[10:21 PM] Zepph has reached 7000 chatbox lines!
[10:22 PM] ETL.Balimaar: worth

[x5.Crescendo]

[10:08 AM] DynSL_Cabracan: can never have enough dank memes
[10:09 AM] fray`SouL: oh lord
[10:12 AM] fray`SouL: midnight is diamond :^)
[10:12 AM] Mukade: weow
[10:12 AM] Mukade: I'm gonna be diamond too after today
[10:12 AM] Mukade has reached 9000 chatbox lines!
[10:12 AM] Mukade: dang, I have to now
[10:12 AM] Mukade: w/ that milestone

[Swarmstika]

[10:44 PM] DynSL.Fullmetal: showmatch me
[10:44 PM] DynSL.Fullmetal: oh wait you know i'll smash you
[10:45 PM] DynSL.Fullmetal: I don'
[10:45 PM] DynSL.Fullmetal: t give a **** what those fray faggots think
[10:45 PM] mGG.ShayneRarma: hahahaha
[10:45 PM] mGG.ShayneRarma has reached 15000 chatbox lines!

kek

Quick Comments

	ShayneRarma:	ez son :)
	Fullmetal:	tmw take away context to make me look bad

[Swarmstika]

Not a milestone but...

DynSL.Fullmetal:
and I would ******* punch you if you said that to my face, but i'm sure you have more decency than that

Quick Comments

x5.JevyN:

people should make a montage of all the retarded things he has said

[x5.Crescendo]

[12:20 AM] IXL.Crescendo: I'm hoping my Clicker Hero skillz will translate to SC2 sometime
[12:21 AM] FaDeHealZ: i'm working on dat Osu!
[12:21 AM] FaDeHealZ: i'm now up to 2 star maps
[12:21 AM] FaDeHealZ has reached 1000 chatbox lines!

[FaDeHealZ]

[5:49 PM] IXL.Crescendo: Poxsano r3kt Baliscendo. Ripperino in pepperino
[5:49 PM] IXL.Crescendo has reached 5000 chatbox lines!
[5:49 PM] IXL.Crescendo: That was not the kind of milestone I wanted

Revenge

[ETL.Balimaar]

Originally Posted by FaDeHealZ

[5:49 PM] IXL.Crescendo: Poxsano r3kt Baliscendo. Ripperino in pepperino
[5:49 PM] IXL.Crescendo has reached 5000 chatbox lines!
[5:49 PM] IXL.Crescendo: That was not the kind of milestone I wanted

Revenge

its ok. I got a tournament win this week

Quick Comments

FaDeHealZ:

based slayer, walkover to victory

[FaDeHealZ]

[2:45 PM] mGGSlayer: i pressured him into backing the chin
[2:45 PM] mGGSlayer has reached 13500 chatbox lines!
[2:46 PM] mGGSlayer: keks

[mGGNemesis]

[3:17 PM] Mukade:it's definitely a lie
[3:17 PM] Mukade:he told me himself
[3:17 PM] Mukade:he is secret tryhard
[3:17 PM] Mukade has reached 9500 chatbox lines!

[x5_Namakaye]

[5:41 PM] eCKo'Probe: D O N G E R S
[5:41 PM] eCKo'Probe has reached 30000 chatbox lines!

I approve

Quick Comments

	ROOTProbe:	D O N G E R S
	syfRize:	D O N G E R S
	Infected:	D O N G E R S
	asdfSchnitzel:	D O N G E R S
	Seffy:	D O N G E R S

[Swarmstika]

[11:53 PM] ToRPox:
is it diabetes
[11:53 PM] ToRPox:
try not having diabetes
[11:53 PM] ToRPox has reached 14000 chatbox lines!

[x5.JevyN]

[8:00 PM] DynSL_Ice:
haha its ok i remember looking for a left handed spanner the first day at my current job
[8:01 PM] Philosopher:
...
[8:01 PM] Philosopher has reached 17500 chatbox lines!
[8:01 PM] DynSL_Ice:
thinking in my head what the eff is a left handed spanner ahahaha
[8:01 PM] DynSL_Ice:
then realised -__________________________________________________ _____-
[8:01 PM] DynSL.JevyN:
and then he realised, he has fucked up.

[x5.Crescendo]

[11:44 AM] fray`Rize: mech reminds me too much of protoss
[11:44 AM] fray`Rize has reached 36000 chatbox lines!

Quick Comments

FaDeHealZ:

keepo

[syfNaMeK]

[6:45 PM] TtSYF.Insano:
BBQ Shapes are the best
[6:45 PM] TtSYF.Insano has reached 2000 chatbox lines!

Quick Comments

	syfSoundwave:	Milestone wasted on a lie, how sad.
	ToRDjvillian:	I favour the chicken crimpies

[mGGNemesis]

[5:38 AM] mGGNemesis: morning
[5:38 AM] mGGNemesis has reached 46000 chatbox lines!

Quick Comments

	syfRize:	whoah nice one!
	asdfSchnitzel:	a true modern classic
	Seffy:	weow
	FLuX:	The laws of probability dictated this would happen