[Cute]

Chatbox Milestone One Liners Thread

Time and time again, I've found that people have a knack for posting the best one liners (literally one line, heh) right as they hit an important milestone.

Let's see some of the best that sc2sea has to offer!

I'll start with this little gem


she's 16, Nemo
breadfan has reached 3500 chatbox lines!


Let's try and keep it to only milestones (such as 1000, 2000, or whenever that chatbox tells you that you've hit one)

Will clean this OP up when I sober up tomorrow hah

Quick Comments

	breadfan:	hahaha
	Stallion:	excellent idea i was thinking a quote section/thread
	neKo:	haha
	Jaywalk:	this is awesome!

[breadfan]

I like this idea! I've seen some great ones. Maybe someone should troll through old milestone posts :P

[Cute]

I've seen so many, and I have forgotten them all now, so I'd love to see people start keeping track!

[syfChadMann]

Today 10:14 PM: xGKingLight: ttyl
Today 10:14 PM: xGKingLight: *xGKingLight has reached 500 chatbox lines!*
Today 10:14 PM: xGKingLight: OMG 500 chatbox lines shit **** gay wow


Most recent one.. from tonight.

[Nemo]

Originally Posted by Cute

she's 16, Nemo

Hum, it's a excellent idea, but that sentence taken out of context might get me in trouble if read by the wrong person ...

+ [The context:] +

After some Lilakian advertising for her website (read from bottom to top):
Today 2:41 PM: Cute: best 3500 ever
Today 2:41 PM: Cute: hahah
Today 2:41 PM: breadfan: *breadfan has reached 3500 chatbox lines!*
Today 2:41 PM: breadfan: she's 16, Nemo
Today 2:41 PM: Cute: I want a website
Today 2:41 PM: cruxStallion: send her valentines hate mail im sure she never get shtat :P
Today 2:41 PM: Nemo: (Edit · Delete) She's not married guys, gogogo
Today 2:41 PM: cruxStallion: im sure zepph is used to that del be more orginal
Today 2:40 PM: Nemo: (Edit · Delete) http://lilakian.moonfruit.com/#/about/4560083975

Quick Comments

Cute:

Fair enough :P

[nirvAnA]

here are some of mine.

Thu, 3rd-Nov-2011 3:02 PM: nirvAnA: (Edit · Delete) The two D3 keys prize winenrs for the news post below will be announced tomorrow
Thu, 3rd-Nov-2011 3:02 PM: nirvAnA: (Edit · Delete) *nirvAnA has reached 400 chatbox lines!*

Thu, 8th-Dec-2011 3:32 PM: nirvAnA: (Edit · Delete) maynarde ure so mean
Thu, 8th-Dec-2011 3:32 PM: nirvAnA: (Edit · Delete) *nirvAnA has reached 2400 chatbox lines!*

Fri, 16th-Dec-2011 10:25 PM: nirvAnA: (Edit · Delete) chat gonna die for 2 mins
Fri, 16th-Dec-2011 10:25 PM: nirvAnA: (Edit · Delete) *nirvAnA has reached 2700 chatbox lines!*

Thu, 5th-Jan-2012 2:44 PM: nirvAnA: (Edit · Delete) *nirvAnA Roz*
Thu, 5th-Jan-2012 2:44 PM: nirvAnA: (Edit · Delete) *nirvAnA has reached 3900 chatbox lines!*

Sun, 12th-Feb-2012 10:59 PM: nirvAnA: (Edit · Delete) r.i.p whitney houston
Sun, 12th-Feb-2012 10:59 PM: nirvAnA: (Edit · Delete) *nirvAnA has reached 7500 chatbox lines!*

[dippa]

oh jesus

this thread was made for me

brb

[dippa]

Fri, 9th-Dec-2011 12:57 AM: dippa: (Edit · Delete) when i saw that on camera i was like OH GOD NOT NOW FFS
Fri, 9th-Dec-2011 12:57 AM: dippa: (Edit · Delete) *dippa has reached 1300 chatbox lines!*

Tue, 3rd-Jan-2012 4:20 AM: dippa: (Edit · Delete) getting in and out of your mum, definitely
Tue, 3rd-Jan-2012 4:20 AM: dippa: (Edit · Delete) *dippa has reached 2500 chatbox lines!*

Fri, 6th-Jan-2012 1:07 AM: dippa: (Edit · Delete) chicks are more adventurous the older they get
Fri, 6th-Jan-2012 1:07 AM: dippa: (Edit · Delete) *dippa has reached 2800 chatbox lines!*

(not chatbox lines, but still...)

Wed, 11th-Jan-2012 1:13 AM: dippa: (Edit · Delete) ive had jam with steak and sausage rolls before
Wed, 11th-Jan-2012 1:13 AM: dippa: (Edit · Delete) ive also had honey with sasuage rolls and meat pies

followed by ...

Wed, 11th-Jan-2012 1:14 AM: dippa: (Edit · Delete) nah, i once had sex with a chick who had a lazy eye

(ahem)

Wed, 18th-Jan-2012 3:19 AM: dippa: (Edit · Delete) its ******* starcraft, you're not stripping naked and swimming down the brisbane river

Tue, 7th-Feb-2012 6:16 PM: dippa: (Edit · Delete) is she an elegant shitter?
Tue, 7th-Feb-2012 6:16 PM: dippa: (Edit · Delete) im fairly sure everyone's had a shotgun shit at some point in their lives
Tue, 7th-Feb-2012 6:16 PM: dippa: (Edit · Delete) *dippa has reached 4000 chatbox lines!*

oh dear

Quick Comments

	TARane:	HAHAHA
	Paroxysm:	you sir, have just made my day!
	iM yang:
	Cute:	You win, may as well lock this thread now
	Antel0pe:
	ToRSmotPokingFish:	:D
	NOM:

[x5_Potter]

My most epic one ever...

Thu, 1st-Dec-2011 4:50 PM: VB_Potthead: (Edit · Delete) *VB_Potthead has reached 500 chatbox lines!*
Thu, 1st-Dec-2011 4:50 PM: VB_Potthead: (Edit · Delete) *VB_Potthead has reached over 9000 chatbox lines!*

[iM yang]

This isn't a one-liner but something funny that happened in chatbox which ended with a line milestone.

[8:52 PM] TAEdarus: Will you be my intercontinental valentine?
[8:52 PM] TARogue: only if u dont tell yang
[8:52 PM] SQLTt.yang: Hey guys!
[8:52 PM] TARogue: LOL
[8:52 PM] SQLTt.yang: ...hold on a second
[8:52 PM] TARogue: yannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
[8:52 PM] TAEdarus: Oh noes
[8:52 PM] SQLTt.yang: don't think that will make me forgive you
[8:52 PM] TARogue: busted
[8:52 PM] TAEdarus: EPIC TIMING
[8:52 PM] TAEdarus: We were just talking about you
[8:53 PM] TAEdarus: and how she loves your penis
[8:53 PM] TAEdarus: and hates mine
[8:53 PM] TAEdarus: hates it man, with a passion
[8:53 PM] TAEdarus:
[8:53 PM] TAEdarus has reached 2500 chatbox lines!

[TAEdarus]

Originally Posted by SQLTt.yang

This isn't a one-liner but something funny that happened in chatbox which ended with a line milestone.

But CAPITAL Y angggg....

[VoxMSI.Rogue]

This one..


Tue, 7th-Feb-2012 8:16 PM: dippa: is she an elegant shitter?
Tue, 7th-Feb-2012 8:16 PM: dippa: im fairly sure everyone's had a shotgun shit at some point in their lives
Tue, 7th-Feb-2012 8:16 PM: dippa: *dippa has reached 4000 chatbox lines!*

Quick Comments

dippa:

i like the fact that you were perving on my history

[syfChadMann]

Today 12:16 PM: TAChadMann: (Edit · Delete) CYA MATE!
Today 12:16 PM: TAChadMann: (Edit · Delete) *TAChadMann has reached 7500 chatbox lines!*

Quick Comments

[TA]LoSt:

[x5_Bard]

[2:44 PM] breadfan: last time I played Protoss, I got crabs. Never again.
[2:44 PM] breadfan has reached 4000 chatbox lines!

Quick Comments

	breadfan:
	ToRDjvillian:
	NOM:
	FSDele:

[Jaywalk]

[8:58 AM] Maynarde: Erasmus please, I can't get boners at work my peers don't appreciate it
[8:58 AM] Asrathiel: they might secretly appreciate it, maynarde...
[8:58 AM] |Erasmus|: i didn't say anything about yours...
[8:58 AM] |Erasmus| has reached 11500 chatbox lines!

Quick Comments

Maynarde:

I'm famous!

[|Erasmus|]

[11:55 AM] Maynarde: I like games that're hard
[11:58 AM] |Erasmus|: im sure games aren't the only thing you like hard, maynarde

For the rest of the context, there

Quick Comments

	Maynarde:	I'm hard!
	nirvAnA:	LOL

[ROOTPetraeus]

[7:32 PM] Petraeus: but I like sex dungeons.
[7:32 PM] Petraeus has reached 12000 chatbox lines!

Quick Comments

	VoxMSI.Rogue:	lololol
	Nemo:	Epic ! haha
	ToRSmotPokingFish:	that win!
	FSDele:

[breadfan]

[4:35 PM] Bash: if you've seen, then you understand i'll have to end you?
[4:36 PM] breadfan: i understand that i'll have to invite you around to show you my big one
[4:36 PM] breadfan has reached 4500 chatbox lines!

Quick Comments

ROOTPetraeus:

xD

[VoxMSI.Rogue]

[8:03 PM] TARogue: do you like hookers and trannys? wellington has a lot of those too
[8:03 PM] TARogue has reached 3000 chatbox lines!

[deL]

posting your own quotes is pretty lame guys

Quick Comments

	iM yang:	lame
	ROOTPetraeus:	ur lame
	Kalikah:	superlame
	Stallion:	hyperlame!
	FS.Kezz:	ultralame!
	NvPinder:	C-C-C-COMBO.... lame.