[Mezza]

Can't find any other appropriate forum to post this in because its totally not related to Starcraft, apart from the fact that playing Starcraft while on high is damn epic.

So my dream is to one day own a Jazz bar and I'm living my dream now by learning how to mix drinks first. Kids, this forum thread is not for you. Go drink orange juice. But when you hit 18, you'll soon learn that a "Screwdriver" is more fun than just glorified Orange Juice. Cheers.



1/2 a lime, quartered, 2 heaped teaspoonfuls of sugar
4-5 shots of vodka, I'm using Grey Goose here 'cos its just much better



Presenting, the Caipiroska. I've just bought Cachaca, so I'll be making Caipirinhas soon.



State of the bar, at the start of the last house party I was at! Man it was awesome.



Kahlua, Baileys and Cointreau. Layered. (had to use triple sec cos there wasn't Cointreau available)



The B52 bombing run!



Butterscotch and Baileys aka Slipperly Nipple, unfortunately wasn't very well done. We had Alien Nipples too, which were formed by the addition of Midori to the Slippery Nipple.



This nasty bad boy here is a "Squashed Frog". Bloody Saccharine Overload. Bad. Oh Baileys and Midori.

Unfortunately, we had a whole bunch of drinks that day that were drunk before we could even take photos of them, like the Cosmos, Mango Margaritas and Orgasms. Man we had multiple orgasms, and heavenly orgasms to boot. Life is good.



Sex On The Beach - 4 parts Vodka, 2 parts Peach Schnapps, 4 parts Orange Juice, 4 parts Cranberry Juice



Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker, shake and serve on ice.



Sex On The Beach - isn't as cool as it sounds, because the sand just gets everywhere




The Midday Mango Margarita. Simple pleasures in life.


Cosmopolitan - The Sex and the City drink.
Carrie, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte's favourite.
Cranberry, Vodka Citron, Triple Sec and lime juice.


Cosmos!



Vesper Martini

"Just a moment. Three measure of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large, thin slice of lemon peel. Got it?"



The Vesper Martini, shaken, not stirred



The Mojito - rum, mint leaves cane sugar and club soda. Officially my favourite drink.