[Benji]

I always wondered, what makes Australia better than the rest of SEA at Starcraft 2? Del took a shot at debunking this by suggesting electrolytes were the cause, and whilst I do not doubt his scientific method, I did come across a chart that proves without a doubt why:


Average Penis size by Country

As you can see, Australians are significantly outperforming countries such as Singapore in average penis size. And you all know the saying 'Bigger Penis, Better APM'.

Also is worth noting that I was not surveyed with this test, and thus Australia's average should be increased by around 3cm (Assuming ~1000 persons surveyed).

Now delving deeper into this, perhaps there is some correlation between Electrolyte consumption and Penis size, as I personally drink PowerAde like my life depends on it (Sponsor please!) and thus could explain why not only Singaporeans are inferior at Starcraft 2, but also why they all have a small penis.

[Satu]

If russia wasn't so cold...

[Tom]

Originally Posted by Zergtastic

If russia wasn't so cold...

I laughed so hard.

The findings of this study are very interesting. Could you please elaborate on why it appears countries such as Kazakstan and Saudi Arabia have 0cm?

Also, I would not discard the electrolytes theory so quickly. Electrolytes may be the so-called "hidden variable" which explains the apparent correlation between size and APM.

[Benji]

Originally Posted by Tom

The findings of this study are very interesting. Could you please elaborate on why it appears countries such as Kazakstan and Saudi Arabia have 0cm?

Also, I would not discard the electrolytes theory so quickly. Electrolytes may be the so-called "hidden variable" which explains the apparent correlation between size and APM.

They appear to have 0cm as their Females are indistinguishable from their Males, and thus the surveyers were confused and took data from the wrong gender.

[TAriiChard]

I believe a formula can be made with the variables of "penis size" and "amount of electrolytes" to determine how good in Starcraft 2 one really is.

[Tom]

Let penis mass = m, starcraft capability = c and consumption of electrolytes = e.

On the hypothesis that electrolyte consumption is the hidden variable which explains both penis mass and starcraft capability, one can use the square of the product of m and c to determine the hidden variable, e. This formula may be conveniently expressed as e=mc2

[TAriiChard]

Originally Posted by Tom

Let penis mass = m, starcraft capability = c and consumption of electrolytes = e.

On the hypothesis that electrolyte consumption is the hidden variable which explains both penis mass and starcraft capability, one can use the square of the product of m and c to determine the hidden variable, e. This formula may be conveniently expressed as e=mc2

or it can be as simple as

m + e = c

[Tom]

Actually Rich I think the correct expression of the formula is c = √e / m

However, the issue I attempted to address in my formula is that whilst we have data for penis mass and starcraft capability, the prevalence of electrolyte consumption appears to be an unknown. Hence, it is necessary to use m and c as proxies by which we can assess the hidden value of e

[TAriiChard]

Oh sorry for my misunderstanding Tom. You are correct with your formula.

[HuT]

10/10, would read again.

[nGenWild]

Koreans must have huge ones

[PiG]

Haha I finally found out what you do with your time at work benji!

[ToRDjvillian]

Originally Posted by nGenWild

Koreans must have huge ones

Not exactly true. The consumption of electrolytes could be so high as to over compensate for the lack of penis size.

[inFeZa]

your theory is flawed, because korea is red and australia green, and korea being better than australia that means its actually the other way around. so we suck at SC2

[Benji]

Originally Posted by PoisoN

your theory is flawed, because korea is red and australia green, and korea being better than australia that means its actually the other way around. so we suck at SC2

Incorrect, Korea is bad, they're just overhyped by Tastosis. My point stands.

[Usul]

Now, that explains why Singapore is also known as the "little red dot"?

[NvPinder]

I think now is a decent time to let everyone know i probably have one of, if not the highest avg apm on the server.

[Benji]

Originally Posted by JPMoney

I think now is a decent time to let everyone know i probably have one of, if not the highest avg apm on the server.

Artifically enchanced.

[Stroggos]

lol photoshoped pic here is the real one. http://www.geekologie.com/2011/03/18/full-size-map.jpg

as you can see NA and Aus have slightly smaller penises on average than western civilsation. SA and africa have the biggest

[Benji]

Originally Posted by Stroggos

lol photoshoped pic here is the real one. http://www.geekologie.com/2011/03/18/full-size-map.jpg

as you can see NA and Aus have slightly smaller penises on average than western civilsation. SA and africa have the biggest

Way to be a dick and ruin the thread.

[FvRScrewby]

Woo Brasil is bigger than Australia! No wonder Im top of the server

[Stroggos]

Originally Posted by Benji

Way to be a dick and ruin the thread.

my pleasure

[inFeZa]

maybe you it should relate to trolling ability instead of SC skill.

[nGenLight]

I'm in the GREEN, right on cue with my APM. Odd considering my Asian stature, but me and my GF ain't complaining.

[ETL.Santi]

Colombia has the dark green, does that mean I win?

[TAcawkballs]

i approve of this thread.

[ZergGirl]

Originally Posted by nGenLight

I'm in the GREEN, right on cue with my APM. Odd considering my Asian stature, but me and my GF ain't complaining.

She complains to me. (also says you are bad at smashcraft)

[TargA]

norway> australia!

[Makra]

Colombia, where the cocaine is pure and the penises are large.

[johnnyli]

A quick google search has shown that Africa and Uk has the biggest penis erected at 7.2inch average.

Quick Comments

TADivinity:

Necromancer searching penis sizes. Necropheliac!

[samson smith]

In my opinion Australia is best, there are many of interesting places in Australia that are good for enjoy and fun.

Quick Comments

syfChadMann:

Sick Necro, bro.

[x5_Namakaye]

10char

[Fenner]

Originally Posted by johnnyli

A quick google search has shown that Africa and Uk has the biggest penis erected at 7.2inch average.

Sup ladies! My name is Dan. I'm from the UK.

Quick Comments

TCPLemminks:

Sup ladies! My name is David. I have a British accent

[FLuX]

Originally Posted by fray`fenner

Sup ladies! My name is Dan. I'm from the UK.

i 2 am frm uk, prepr urslef

[syfChase]

Dat necro
But I'm glad it happened because I haven't seen this thread before and it's amazing

Damn eCKoProbe, bringing our Australian average way down single handedly :/

Quick Comments

fray`Alpha:

lol made me laugh

[ToRSpookToR]

Ban the ****

[Stallion]

Originally Posted by TCPmGG.Chase

Dat necro
But I'm glad it happened because I haven't seen this thread before and it's amazing

Damn eCKoProbe, bringing our Australian average way down single handedly :/

i agree 10char

[ROOT`iaguz]

This thread is so old pinder posted in it.......

[TAEdarus]

Was googling penises and well, here I am.
SC2SEA reppin' da interwebz.

[FStitanium]

hmmm, i could draw a map and exchange the colours around too.. i mean, who the hell measures everyone's penis and set up a graph? obviously just for fun and humour and drawn by an aussie