[EscapisT]

I really shouldn't be releasing this highly secret information publicly. However, I feel the need for you aussies going for the brisbane qualifier to be aware of the presence you are going to be graced by. I have got intel from various highly credible sources that a "special guest" will be making his/her first ever live appearence for this special event.

I have a press statement from the VIP him/herself on his/her appearance to this event-
"Sup *****, I'm gonna be in Brissy from friday night to monday morning, see everyone at Elysium on sunday so I can sign all of your belongings (breasts are optional)."

Is it a mythical creature as per popular opinion, or does it atcually exist? Only one way to find out! See you there!(only i wont be there)

Things to bring along/note:
Extremly high APM(the mythical creature only has a 0.01% chance of being captured, start training those fingers)
Decent camera(must be able to withstand your spam)
Object of value(to be signed to triple net worth or to be sold to a museum for profit $.$)
Working neocortex(no point in catching a glimpse of the mythical beast only to have your brain tell you it defys all logic)

Pluses:
Bringing a wife or girlfriend so she can get her pair blessed by thy holy one

p.s- photoshoot sessions will be held based on moodswings, get the chance to have your pic taken with the f**king man/woman, the myth, the legend, ____________.