[FSDarkNemesis]

Okay, I'm a newbie here and I just registered. I only recently revived my playing for SC2. I did play in season 1, but kinda went AWOL for the next 10 months because of my National Service, i'm a clerk though. So Season 1, I was a general bronze player. So just a few weeks ago I started playing again so I was even worse.
Now come season 2, all my leagues placement has gone all over the freaking place. Chia lat in this sense, because here's the scenario.

1v1s: Silver, lost placement match because of a freaking 6-pool which I can't defend.
2v2s: Gold, lost placement match and I totally don't deserve to be there in the first place because I'm a bronzie.
3v3s: Silver, lost placement match, because of sodding micro and macro
4v4: Bronze, lost placement match.

As you can see, I lost ALL of my placement matches. Now I have some problems and think you can help.
1. I hate using keyboard, and I can't get in the habit of keyboard.
2. I don't scout.
3. Often I have unspent resources during slightly later part of the game.
4. I can't seem to get a big enough army all the freaking to match the enemy due to low APM so I can't defend when I'm attacked by a huge rush early.
5. VERY important: I REALLY EFFING HATE CHEEEEEEEESSSSEEEEE!!!!!


Argh, everything seems to be going downhill after my placement matches! And now? I'm gonna freaking panic whenever I'm gonna ladder!