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Introducing Team (monkey) !



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Hello! We're a new up and coming talents of SEA that seek the opportunities to compete as the maybe one day perhaps once again possibly top contenders in SEA. We are a group of washed up no talents full of gimmicky players who can't play Starcraft, we would love to use this opportunity to show the community what we're really capable of!

Introducing the retired roster

Lawrence "RoachPlayer" All-in



Lawrence has proven his worth as the strong Roach player for the team, a sharp intuition to all-in both in game and in real life. With his ability to press the R key and a move them across the map along with his strong coinflip tactics -- he will soon run to bankruptcy. We've given him this chance to once again make fat eSports cash in this rich industry.

Ryan "LuckedIntoEgo" Jones



Ryan is a washed up, retired, no passion professional Rocket League player who's been showing great potential with amazing results. Such as lucking into premier league undeservingly and having multiple top 8 finishes in Australian LANS. With Ryan's homecoming it is clear he will be the ace that this team needs.

Dav "DeathByDumpling" BenQGore



David has shown us his excellence in fine taste and the ability to destroy any dumpling in sight. If the great taste was dedgaem and dumplings were Protoss. With his swift delivery he will rise to the top as the top shitposter in all of SC2SEA.

Cameron "ChosenOne" top8



Yours has been improving a lot lately, although I feel he's not ready to become a main team material and still skeptical of giving him a free jersey. His ability to betray his team after stealing all their budget impressed us enough to recruit him.

Hayden "HighSchoolBully" BellyButton



The Muffin Lord needs no introduction, with sudden ignition of passion, he has not quit the game for almost 30 minutes. If he continues this direction his ability to not quit the game will further progress as one of the strongest in the scene.

Tony "Poxminati" Abbott



Tony has highlighted us nothing but his excellence in triangle. The ability to get triggered easier than a femenist at a coffee shop or a Mothership Core with Pylons as well as his affiliation with the illuminati -- it'll bring us more fantastic sponsorship and a strong sportsmanship.

Ben "UncleKenobi" Jamin



Uncle Ben is the father figure of the team, always giving us nothing but perfectly cooked rice and top of the frag chart in CS:GO. With Ben's ability to make 3 Evolution chambers, we'll be never be short of supply in both rice or upgrades.

Juno "BoostedEuropean" Kwon



Juno has shown his expertise to climb the NA ladder consistently every season, while we all know this is actually the work of some retired Korean pro -- we encourage his enthusiasm of pretending to know what he's talking about.

Recruitment

Would you like to join this team? For each member, we exclusively give them their custom jersey!



The best part? For all members, the jersey will be given to them FREE OF CHARGE! That's right, you heard it first hand; ABSOLUTELY FREE? CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? It's 2015, this fantasy is about to become a reality. We would like to thank GamersApparel for giving us this fantastic offer. ( •ᴗ•)❤

For all inquiries about joining or sponsorship please email - LawrenceHo@problemgambling.gov.au

Thank you for your support for us, we'll show good games, cheer for us!