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~~~ AxS News Update #10 ~~~

This is 10 days overdue... But I got lazy. >.>

New Players and Players Lost

+ [New Players~] +

Uraboss :
- Fairly new to the game, placed in , switches race from and gets in like a day or two.

Pikanyaa :
- New to the game but the players of the clan quickly explained how filthy his race is.

pOSk :
- Melts my heart with his slim grasp of English. ;;

Midnight :
- Such a nice guy and came third in the In House tournament on the night he joined.

+ [Players Lost] +

Wally :
- Couldn't keep his hands off everyone. (In seriousness, the fine chap left on good terms!)

FeDe :
- I would have just put him in "New Players" but after giving another chance, he didn't even last a month. I'll leave it to everyone's imagination as to why he's in "Players Lost".

Ladder Promotions

- SalvatioN -> (About time! )
- Osiris -> (Finally...)
- Uraboss -> (after changing race!)


Tournament News

+ [List of Top 4 Finishes] +

= First, = Second, = 3rd/4th

Place	Tournament Name	Player
	IvD All Division #167	Chu
	BSG Open #130	MacroJackson
	BSG Open #128	MacroJackson
	Friday Fun Night #10	DemiLove
	GPD Open #92	Kite
	BSG Open #126	MacroJackson
	Friday Fun Night #10	PatriarcH
	Friday Fun Night #8	Steven
	IvD All Division #167	Aroven
	Friday Fun Night #7	Aroven
	ViViD Gaming Steam Cup	Chu
	BSG Open #129	MacroJackson
	GPD Open #92	Shy
	Karaken Derby #11	Kite

Clan Wars and In House Tournaments

+ [AxS vs TCP D/M] +

BaldEagle > Yuu ()
BaldEagle > DominatoR
BaldEagle < TragicHero
Wally > TragicHero
Wally < Stormz
Shy < Stormz
Chu > Stormz

4 > 3

+ [AxS vs mGG B/S/G] +

Uraboss < Irish ()
Pinealan > Irish ()
Pinealan < Braxeo
Rakkanoth < Braxeo
Ice > Braxeo
Ice < IcedTea ()
water < IcedTea ()

2 < 5

+ [AxS vs x5] +

Rufus 0 < 99 Revenant (Rufus disappeared after losing game 1)
SalvatioN 2 > 1 NXZ
Chu 0 < 2 PiG
Aroven 1 < 2 Stormz

1 < 3

Feb/March In House #1

+ [Recap] +

http://challonge.com/AxSSIH1

- SalvatioN
- Rufus
- Chu

Feb/March In House #2

+ [Recap] +

http://challonge.com/AxSSIH2

- SalvatioN
- Kite
- Chu

Feb/March In House #3

+ [Recap] +

http://challonge.com/AxSSIH3

- Chu
- SouL
- Midnight

Skype Stuff

+ [Pokemon the smarty pants] +

[1:49:41 PM] SouL: i'm having this sudden need to find good pokemon remixes ;;
[2:09:44 PM] Pokemon: i am
[2:09:46 PM] Pokemon: the best pokemon remix

+ [Facts guys!] +

[8:13:29 PM] Sparrow: Fact: All protoss dont eat the outsides of an oreo, only the inside
[8:14:16 PM] Sparrow: Fact: All protoss have 2 brothers and 3 sisters
[8:15:02 PM] Sparrow: Fact: All protoss are or can turn into trees
[8:15:56 PM] Sparrow: Fact: All protoss are willing to do most sexual positions
[8:55:53 PM] BoardingPear: Fact: All protoss touch themselves to your baby photos
[8:57:02 PM] BoardingPear: Fact: All protoss have 1 finger on each hand
[9:06:25 PM] Wally: Fact: No protoss player owns a keyboard
[9:08:03 PM] Wally: Fact: Flappy bird requires more apm then protoss
[9:09:07 PM] Wally: Fact: All protoss players play candy crush to practice their sc2 strategies

+ [Our "girl talks" with ProzeR aren't very helpful...] +

[1:30:14 AM] AxS.ProzeR: But she's got a nice rack
[1:30:39 AM] AxS.BaldEagle: Does she press you with.....
[1:30:44 AM] AxS.BaldEagle: 2 RACK pressure?