[MazEi]

Well guess this sort of thread was imminent =P

But yeah post your QQs for Dota here

BASHES....it just never procs for me, but every second hit on spiritbreaker, faceless void, anti-mage with basher(any hero with basher) seems to just bash my face into the core of the earth

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Bash:

ill proc for you bby g ♥

[Cyanide]

I'm bad at this game. QQ

[Theend]

There is no sc2sea dota2 clan . QqQ -> QQ to the Max™ <- QqQ

[x5_Bard]

Originally Posted by Cyanide

I'm bad at this game. QQ

Me too T_T

[cruxis]

My favourite is:

"Invoker want mid?"
"No I am learning."
"gg"

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ToRsupapower:

hahaha gold.

[fray`Eros]

This one time I lost a game because a player on my team played badly, this was an enjoyable experience for me.

[BearPack]

When I play enigma and get everyone in a black hole, only to see my team derping around and not realising THIS IS THE TIME TO ATTACK!

Also, supporting heroes that killsteal. I understand if it's accidental, but 4 times in a row? Don't think so.

People who play Riki, and only go in for the last hits using blink strike.
Same for bounty hunter and the glaive.

People who dont deny their towers.

People who play an initiator role, yet don't initiate - The same goes for nukers that initiate and get their shit slapped.

Chronosphere

People that say "stop last hitting creeps, I'm the carry, that's my job". No, you have every opportunity to last hit, you're just terrible at it. Shut up. Same goes for people not trying to deny creeps.

When mid doesn't call miss, and then all of a sudden a Pudge 3 levels higher than you with double damage has you in his hook.

Rushing battlefury in a pub game.

People that buy boots first.

Shadow Demon's that cast disruption on a target AS IM CASTING A SPELL. STOP DOING THAT.

Templar Assassin. **** that.

I don't think I've been as frustrated and angry at anyone as much as I have when playing dota.
But goddamn it's fun.

Edit: we should all start a team of non-terrible people.

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Theend:

pubs can never be as good as some solid good clan mate

[|Erasmus|]

I'll just go with everyone on your team picking stuff like bloodseeker and ursa and riki and getting super cocky and bm after a few ganks until they get to a certain point in the game where they realise they have no real team fight potential, then BM the rest of the team for being horrible.

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BearPack:

Same goes for nightstalker at night. Just because you do bonus damage, you're not invincible.

[cruxis]

I love the ones that have escape abilities, like invis or blink. Yet they still manage to die 6 times before 10 minutes.

[ephemera]

riki has plenty of teamfight potential!

[MazEi]

Originally Posted by BearPack

we should all start a team of non-terrible people.

I second the idea

Originally Posted by BearPack

Templar Assassin. **** that.

Venomancer. Does absolute wonders =)

EDIT
Some QQ, no couriers(while I'm playing carry or solo mid)

[cruxis]

Yeah those games are bad. I even keep asking for courier/wards, but it's useless.

One game I constantly berated CM to buy wards. "Where's the wards CM?" "Get some ******* wards CM." etc. She never got them. IIRC one of her reasons was along the lines of "You all die too much no point in wards."

[x5_Bard]

whats wrong with getting boots first!? T_T

edit: or do you mean with their first 600 gold?

[Theend]

Originally Posted by x5.Bard

whats wrong with getting boots first!? T_T

edit: or do you mean with their first 600 gold?

There is nothing wrong even with getting boots with first 600 gold.
It all depend on the player.

[Bash]

Boots with first 600 gold gives no survivability, and no help to last-hitting, sometimes it can be handy if you have a specific strat tog et first blood, in which case you'll gian enough for it to be worth it, but in general its "frowned upon" because you're skipping a natural progression of items.

Think nexus first, but with 0 defense, or something, it can work, it can be awesome, but usually its better to use a forge and cannon at some point

EDIT: Cyanide beat me to it in chatbox. Almost identical wording too. +1 to that handosme nerd.
Edit2: "as quoted from top dota2 grandmaster player,cyanide."

[fray`Eros]

The best is when I go PA mid doing pretty well on my last hits and we have a BH/Riki lane the Riki then proceeded to go 0-5 within the first five minutes and doesnt even have level 6 by the time im around level 15. So what does he do? bitch for the rest of the game about how we're a bunch of noobs who dont know shit about dota. I somehow manged to pull the game back with my friend who was Drow Ranger bot but it wasnt an easy or enjoyable match.

[x5_Bard]

Earthshakers who ground fissure and trap you into the enemy heroes

[MazEi]

Originally Posted by Eros

The best is when I go PA mid doing pretty well on my last hits and we have a BH/Riki lane the Riki then proceeded to go 0-5 within the first five minutes and doesnt even have level 6 by the time im around level 15. So what does he do? bitch for the rest of the game about how we're a bunch of noobs who dont know shit about dota. I somehow manged to pull the game back with my friend who was Drow Ranger bot but it wasnt an easy or enjoyable match.

So many carries o.o

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fray`Eros:

No we needed more carriers

[Daboo]

It kinda cool this MM system..everytime I go on a winning streak, it says here's your reward, play with people who feed 20 times in 20 minutes, or go afk at tower and say "lolzzz I'm eating my breakfast.". In the case of the breakfast guy, he was better off afk, because he ended up feeding after he came back.
#fuuuuuuuuUUUU

[LennX]

I got a different thing to QQ.
Waited 1hour and still no games lobby for me. What am I doing wrong?

I'm searching for ap mode in SEA,HK severs...