[syfRize]

Dashing Donkeys


Dashing Donkeys is a new pro team based in Australia, although our focus is on the SEA/ANZ region - we're dedicated to importing as much international talent as possible. One of our main rules is NO TERRANS - as we all know, players are vastly inferior to the other race's players, but are held afloat by a terrible balance team at Blizzard and a multitude of broken units in need of nerfing to balance the race. Once Blizzard finally fix the race, the players will all fall into their rightful place - complete obscurity and irrelevance, when this happens our and heroes will take their Code S paychecks straight to the bank.

+ [Current Roster] +

Rize - Leader/Master/Ringleader/Circlejerk overseer of the team, Rize brings 3 integral things to the table;
1) Impeccable macro play and mechanics.
2) Plays Protoss
3) Protoss has immortals

WhiteLuxury - Clan war ace of the team. If we were somehow losing a clan war/teamleague match,
Mr. Frazwah could simply "outskill" his opponents in every single way to deliver an ez victory.

Soundwave - Fresh out of retirement, the best Z in Canberra joins our ranks. While it's true that he recently retired,
he came back once he heard that you can actually put banelings in speed-overlords on hatchery tech.

Firecake - The first international import on the team,
a solid player that will be useful in dragging out games in the case one of our players are 2-3 hours late for clan war games/teamleague matches.

If you're not from SEA/ANZ and you're interested in joining - chuck a couple bucks my way via paypal, thanks. (csgoskinsfund@gmail.com)

Some might say it's a stupid post, and it is.

Edit: This seriously isn't serious.

[syfNaMeK]

Can I join.

[Matt93]

looks like a good opportunity. Good luck to all involved.

[asdfSchnitzel]

literally who

[syfChase]

Originally Posted by fray`Rize

Fresh out of retirement

i dont know why but this got a chuckle out of me

[mGGNemesis]

I personally feel this post is rather of poor taste. It is obviously a spinoff (non serious/trollish/joke whatever u call it) of another more serious thread... mentions names as part of the roster which I dont feel comfortable at all. Whiteluxury has one of the worst reputations on sc2sea and those who remember the past will remember who and how he was like.

Soundwave might laugh it off but as part of this entire thread, idk.. I just feel rather uncomfortable with the silent implications of the thread. *yes I know u will say it's not serious! a joke etc*

That's my 2-cents anyway.

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syfRize:

Sorry for saying a scary name

[sR_Osiris]

best thread all year #modjessie
edit: also nice to see the return of frazwah FeelsGoodMan

[syfSoundwave]

I kind of agree with Nem about Whiteluxury but for a different reason. He was some 15 year old le epik trel xd script kiddie turd who literally just wanted attention and by even mentioning his name you're ensuring the disgusting piece of shit gets what he wants.

[SLCN.Wally]

Whiteluxury Whiteluxury Whiteluxury

hopefully we can summon him if we say it enough!

[sR.BoardingPear]

Woah Nice.

[sRRising]

why are you bringing whiteluxury into this rize, wtf? that is such poor taste. you should be ASHAMED of yourself.

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syfRize:

I'm sry for bringing up bad memories, i hope u are ok :c

[ToRSpartaz]

Are you guys a bunch of asses?

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syfRize:

incase it wasn't already apparent - yes, we are

[ToRSpartaz]

Originally Posted by ToRSpartaz

*fray`Rize: *
incase it wasn't already apparent - yes, we are

I've had a long week mate... yes, yes it is Monday. (Well Tuesday now)

[Midnightsc2]

plz for the love of god accept me as a fellow dashing donkey

[syfCabracan]

Can I join if I pledge to never build a liberator again in my life?

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Fullmetal:

DON'T DO IT :O