[mGGNemesis]

Bye, March, Welcome April.

For the next 2 months, we have organised up the God of Meta Cup #3!! Check out the thread :http://www.sc2sea.com/showthread.php?t=9090.
So time for some good competitive fun and we managed to pool together a decent prize pool as well
As an added incentive for members, the member who moves the furthest in the brackets will get COOKIES!! So do follow the progress and catch the stream for the semi and finals! If all goes well, we'll throw in some stream prizes as well so do watch out for that!

Clanwar Updates

+ [ mGG 4 - 1 MirG] +

http://www.sc2sea.com/showthread.php?t=9041
mGG 4 - 1 MirG
Slayer > Heat
Slayer < Cosmiccow
Proannn > Cosmiccow
Proannn > LarryOGKush
Proannn > RonBurgurdy

Updates on members

Welcome

• Flux // (?)

Flux has been a good friend to many in mGG. He has also won the award for being the quickest applicant to be accepted into mGG (literally within an hour). This is a rare incident but the guys are just happy to have him with us ^_^


Tournament and LAN Updates
Congratulations to :

Demilove

• 1st ; Friday Fun Night #42
• 1st ; SEAcraft Melee #10
• 1st ; SEAcraft Weekly #39
• Ro4 ; Friday Fun Night #41
• Ro4 ; SEAcraft Weekly #38

Chase

• Ro4 ; Friday Fun Night #39
• 3rd ; GPD Cup #1 2015

Fullmetal

• 1st ; GPD Opens #109

#JustSkypeThings

Weird stuff happen sometimes in the middle of the month...
*Disclaimer : Not to be taken too seriously

+ [The truth about our GPD chat] +

[1/3/2015 8:16:08 AM] *** Eliz Tung (Nemesis) added "PoSeR" ***
[1/3/2015 8:16:19 AM] Eliz Tung (Nemesis): this is our GPD division chat
[1/3/2015 8:16:22 AM] Eliz Tung (Nemesis): sometimes also the dota chat
[1/3/2015 8:16:33 AM] Eliz Tung (Nemesis): ducky is the dota boss
[1/3/2015 8:16:38 AM] David Gore (MK): asdf
[1/3/2015 8:16:45 AM] Eliz Tung (Nemesis): and mk ofc (heart)
[1/3/2015 8:16:52 AM] Eliz Tung (Nemesis): he is the coach for GPDs
[1/3/2015 8:16:55 AM] Eliz Tung (Nemesis): *ahem
[1/3/2015 8:17:03 AM] DUCKVILLE: asdf
[1/3/2015 8:17:05 AM] David Gore (MK): O.o
[1/3/2015 8:17:34 AM] Aaron - PressureTested: dota chat, could be the reason everyone is still GPD
[1/3/2015 8:17:41 AM] Aaron - PressureTested:
[1/3/2015 8:17:43 AM] DUCKVILLE: LOL

+ [The guys have a weird taste sometimes(not for under 12vies)] +

[4:41:10 PM] Infectedsc2: How about I make cook everyone a trippa snippa
[4:42:20 PM] Infectedsc2: The secret ingredients to a good trippa snippa are Speed, weed, heroin, cocaine, mushrooms, pine-o-clean, petrol, battery acid, acid, salvia, some herbs and spices and some lettuce and tomato, vodka sauce, bam and the dirt is gone, Ajax spray and wipe, some chicken and cheese all wrapped in a tortilla. Kane can back me up on this
[4:42:54 PM] David Gore (MK): i think you forgot the 30 second spray and walk away out door cleaner
[4:43:05 PM] Infectedsc2: think Ajax is that?
[4:43:20 PM] David Gore (MK): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4ibFq1aup8
[4:43:23 PM] David Gore (MK): just watch
[4:43:31 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox): lol
[4:43:44 PM] Infectedsc2: omg that ad
[4:43:45 PM] Infectedsc2: miss it
[4:43:59 PM] Kane B (enak): sup
[4:44:06 PM] David Gore (MK): **** you kane
[4:44:08 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox): "*takes up to 2 months depending on weather"
[4:44:09 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox): LOL
[4:44:14 PM] Kane B (enak): *grabs lube*
[4:44:25 PM] Infectedsc2: no cooking tonight kane
[4:44:41 PM] Infectedsc2: settle down
[4:44:44 PM] Kane B (enak): cooking?
[4:44:52 PM] Infectedsc2: read up abit
[4:45:11 PM] Infectedsc2: you can confirm my tortilla is the shit
[4:45:44 PM] Kane B (enak): the actual ****...
[4:45:57 PM] Infectedsc2: oath
[4:46:40 PM] Infectedsc2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhykvrPZwA4 watch this kane
[4:49:26 PM] Kane B (enak): ah yeah, seen that before
[4:49:35 PM] Infectedsc2: ok lol

+ [Slayer's popcorn business has intense competition] +

[5:14:39 PM] Infectedsc2: ok :P
[5:15:51 PM | Edited 5:16:05 PM] Infectedsc2: I will feed the people of sea next to slayer's popcorn stand. Infact this could be the start a of a new rivarly between our food businesses. Watch out slayer!
[5:16:51 PM] Dilon McDowell "Slayer": i'd like to see you try
[5:17:01 PM] Dilon McDowell "Slayer": ive got my place firmly in sc2sea m8
[5:17:05 PM] Dilon McDowell "Slayer": come at me
[5:18:17 PM] Infectedsc2: found my food stall http://www.tensionnot.com/pictures/i...-Candy-Van.jpg
[5:24:30 PM] Eliz Tung (Nemesis): looks dodgey
[5:25:18 PM] Infectedsc2: thank you that shall be my brand name nem!
[5:25:49 PM] Eliz Tung (Nemesis): (facepalm)

+ [Pressurepls and Flash] +

[6:02:41 PM] Aaron Carlini: life ezpz
[6:09:48 PM] Aaron Carlini: wow we just saw Flash's meat!
[6:10:06 PM] Infectedsc2: wot
[6:10:07 PM] Infectedsc2: lol
[6:10:40 PM] Infectedsc2: damn it closed proleague and missed Flash's meat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[6:10:49 PM] Aaron Carlini: oh yeah u missed it!
[6:12:20 PM] Eliz Tung (Nemesis): meat?
[6:12:55 PM] Aaron Carlini: yep, flash wasn't ready for the camera to go on him and we saw his meat!
[6:14:05 PM] Aaron Carlini: he was eating some sort of meat stick and the camera went on him, and he quickly put it down thats all
[6:14:15 PM] Eliz Tung (Nemesis): (facepalm)
[6:14:17 PM] Eliz Tung (Nemesis): pressurepls
[6:14:34 PM] Aaron Carlini: nem plz, i would be alot more excited if it was his penis
[6:14:34 PM] Michael (Deekz): he flashed us his hot juicy meatstick?
[6:14:38 PM] Michael (Deekz): cant believe I missed that
[6:14:41 PM] Eliz Tung (Nemesis): (tmi)
[6:14:48 PM] Eliz Tung (Nemesis): pressureplspls
[6:15:00 PM] Eliz Tung (Nemesis): I doubt he would flash that in public
[6:15:03 PM] Aaron Carlini: who wouldn't want to see the instrument of god
[6:15:12 PM] Infectedsc2: oh nem with the pun
[6:15:19 PM] Aaron Carlini: lol
[6:15:27 PM] Michael (Deekz): pun thief more like
[6:15:29 PM] Eliz Tung (Nemesis): (wasntme)
[6:15:29 PM] Aaron Carlini: i almost missed that pun
[6:15:44 PM] Infectedsc2: (clap)

+ [Weird Taste #2] +

[9:10:46 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox): you know
[9:10:50 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox): just eat your children
[9:10:52 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox): 100% free
[9:10:55 PM] Eliz Tung (Nemesis): ...
[9:11:26 PM] Eliz Tung (Nemesis): news headline 10 years from now : "fullmetal eats his kids cos free"
[9:12:26 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox): LOL
[9:14:31 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox): make that a highlight in mgg update xD
[9:20:23 PM] Eliz Tung (Nemesis): (facepalm)
[9:21:54 PM] Michael (Deekz): eating kids isn't free
[9:22:06 PM] Michael (Deekz): you are paying with however much you've spent raising them up to the point where u ate them
[9:22:24 PM] Michael (Deekz): so per kilo it'd probably be about the most expensive meat you'd ever eat
[9:22:46 PM] Wei Kang: dont eat your own kids then
[9:22:53 PM] Wei Kang: there's millions of kids out there
[12/3/2015 9:30:34 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox):
[Thursday, 12 March 2015 9:21 PM] Michael (Deekz):
<<< eating kids isn't free
you are paying with however much you've spent raising them up to the point where u ate them
so per kilo it'd probably be about the most expensive meat you'd ever eatgood point
[12/3/2015 9:30:41 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox): but what if
[12/3/2015 9:30:47 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox): you never feed them anything
[12/3/2015 9:30:54 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox): tell them to ravage in bins for food
[12/3/2015 9:30:59 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox): then eat them when they're big enough
[12/3/2015 9:31:40 PM] Michael (Deekz): its just not efficient, there are way better options, IE;
eat someone elses kids, or
sell your kids for a lot of cash and buy lots of food
[12/3/2015 9:31:48 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox): yeah good point
[12/3/2015 9:31:53 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox): pedo market pay a lot
[12/3/2015 9:32:06 PM] Michael (Deekz): by allowing them to live for themselves and get big, you are giving them the chance to fight back when u try to eat them
[12/3/2015 9:32:08 PM] Wei Kang: **** this
[12/3/2015 9:32:13 PM] Wei Kang: im gonna go kill myself
[12/3/2015 9:32:28 PM] Wei Kang: shit wrong chat
[12/3/2015 9:33:05 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox): just adopt them LOL
[12/3/2015 9:33:10 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox): you dont have to pay for that right?
[12/3/2015 9:33:48 PM] Michael (Deekz): i think there are fees for adoption? not sure. even so then you'd be on the radar, if they just went missing you'd be the most obvious suspect
[12/3/2015 9:33:57 PM] Michael (Deekz): another reason u don't want to eat kids that are attached you in some way
[12/3/2015 9:34:04 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox): i dont care about that shit
[12/3/2015 9:34:06 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox): **** the police
[12/3/2015 9:34:21 PM] Michael (Deekz): just eat the police if they try to get you
[12/3/2015 9:34:28 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox): HAHAHAHHA yep
[12/3/2015 9:35:03 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox): gg best conversation 2015
[12/3/2015 9:43:13 PM] Richie Nguyen (Fischball): why dont u just kidnap kids
[12/3/2015 9:43:22 PM] Richie Nguyen (Fischball): dont need to make it look legal
[12/3/2015 9:43:25 PM] Richie Nguyen (Fischball): eating them is already illegal
[12/3/2015 9:43:45 PM] Michael (Deekz): we covered that
[12/3/2015 9:44:17 PM] Richie Nguyen (Fischball): i just skimmed
[12/3/2015 9:45:30 PM] Fullmetal (NOTPotanox): just eat the authorities

[x5.Crescendo]

Damn Slayer, I thought I was the only guy trying to muscle in on your business. I wonder who else has been Infected by the appeal of your business

[FLuX]

Originally Posted by mGGNemesis

Welcome
Flux // (?)

Flux has been a good friend to many in mGG. He has also won the award for being the quickest applicant to be accepted into mGG (literally within an hour). This is a rare incident but the guys are just happy to have him with us ^_^

Literally "Who".

[ToRsupapower]

wow can't believe flux left one direction to join isis, DIRECTIONERS UNITE!!!! I'M AGAINST THIS

Quick Comments

FLuX:

allahu akbar! i've upgraded from sheeps to goats

[syfIce]

Hahahaha I love reading dem skype things