[syfRize]

~~~ AxS News Update #10 ~~~

This is 10 days overdue... But I got lazy. >.>

New Players and Players Lost

+ [New Players~] +

Uraboss :
- Fairly new to the game, placed in , switches race from and gets in like a day or two.

Pikanyaa :
- New to the game but the players of the clan quickly explained how filthy his race is.

pOSk :
- Melts my heart with his slim grasp of English. ;;

Midnight :
- Such a nice guy and came third in the In House tournament on the night he joined.

+ [Players Lost] +

Wally :
- Couldn't keep his hands off everyone. (In seriousness, the fine chap left on good terms!)

FeDe :
- I would have just put him in "New Players" but after giving another chance, he didn't even last a month. I'll leave it to everyone's imagination as to why he's in "Players Lost".

Ladder Promotions

- SalvatioN -> (About time! )
- Osiris -> (Finally...)
- Uraboss -> (after changing race!)


Tournament News

+ [List of Top 4 Finishes] +

= First, = Second, = 3rd/4th

Place	Tournament Name	Player
	IvD All Division #167	Chu
	BSG Open #130	MacroJackson
	BSG Open #128	MacroJackson
	Friday Fun Night #10	DemiLove
	GPD Open #92	Kite
	BSG Open #126	MacroJackson
	Friday Fun Night #10	PatriarcH
	Friday Fun Night #8	Steven
	IvD All Division #167	Aroven
	Friday Fun Night #7	Aroven
	ViViD Gaming Steam Cup	Chu
	BSG Open #129	MacroJackson
	GPD Open #92	Shy
	Karaken Derby #11	Kite

Clan Wars and In House Tournaments

+ [AxS vs TCP D/M] +

BaldEagle > Yuu ()
BaldEagle > DominatoR
BaldEagle < TragicHero
Wally > TragicHero
Wally < Stormz
Shy < Stormz
Chu > Stormz

4 > 3

+ [AxS vs mGG B/S/G] +

Uraboss < Irish ()
Pinealan > Irish ()
Pinealan < Braxeo
Rakkanoth < Braxeo
Ice > Braxeo
Ice < IcedTea ()
water < IcedTea ()

2 < 5

+ [AxS vs x5] +

Rufus 0 < 99 Revenant (Rufus disappeared after losing game 1)
SalvatioN 2 > 1 NXZ
Chu 0 < 2 PiG
Aroven 1 < 2 Stormz

1 < 3

Feb/March In House #1

+ [Recap] +

http://challonge.com/AxSSIH1

- SalvatioN
- Rufus
- Chu

Feb/March In House #2

+ [Recap] +

http://challonge.com/AxSSIH2

- SalvatioN
- Kite
- Chu

Feb/March In House #3

+ [Recap] +

http://challonge.com/AxSSIH3

- Chu
- SouL
- Midnight

Skype Stuff

+ [Pokemon the smarty pants] +

[1:49:41 PM] SouL: i'm having this sudden need to find good pokemon remixes ;;
[2:09:44 PM] Pokemon: i am
[2:09:46 PM] Pokemon: the best pokemon remix

+ [Facts guys!] +

[8:13:29 PM] Sparrow: Fact: All protoss dont eat the outsides of an oreo, only the inside
[8:14:16 PM] Sparrow: Fact: All protoss have 2 brothers and 3 sisters
[8:15:02 PM] Sparrow: Fact: All protoss are or can turn into trees
[8:15:56 PM] Sparrow: Fact: All protoss are willing to do most sexual positions
[8:55:53 PM] BoardingPear: Fact: All protoss touch themselves to your baby photos
[8:57:02 PM] BoardingPear: Fact: All protoss have 1 finger on each hand
[9:06:25 PM] Wally: Fact: No protoss player owns a keyboard
[9:08:03 PM] Wally: Fact: Flappy bird requires more apm then protoss
[9:09:07 PM] Wally: Fact: All protoss players play candy crush to practice their sc2 strategies

+ [Our "girl talks" with ProzeR aren't very helpful...] +

[1:30:14 AM] AxS.ProzeR: But she's got a nice rack
[1:30:39 AM] AxS.BaldEagle: Does she press you with.....
[1:30:44 AM] AxS.BaldEagle: 2 RACK pressure?

[SLCN.Wally]

It wasn't you, it was me

Quick Comments

syfRize:

Whatever it be, we are forever baby. <3

[sR.Kumo]

Your players lost is missing someone T.T

Quick Comments

	syfSoundwave:	:O :O :O :O :O
	syfRize:	Who? Because people that take temporary breaks or are inactive i don't add o:
	ETL.Balimaar:	Me maybe? I dont think I was announced as a player that left but hey I was only silver at the time :D

[eCKoa`ProzeR]

you missed the other "advice" they gave me, I have a screen shot of it LOL. I'll pm you it

[ace223]

Hey! I won BSG 126
pffft, trying to take the games from me, Macro only came second
However they were damn good games.

Loving the part about FeDe :P

Quick Comments

syfRize:

SRY ;;;;;;;;; ILY, was very tired when i wrote this

[Chiddiru]

The reason I was removed is because I told Jessie he was rude in a totally non sc2 related chat, he dislikes that i stood up to him, it was a LoL chat, one of the people in there had asked if ANYONE wants to play LoL, Jessie( soul) had then said just 3 peoples names in group of 11 I found this to be rude so i pointed it out after a few comments back and forth he then gave a reason for why he wanted those particular players, i then had said that if its for a particular reason had he had mentioned he should have just messaged the people seperately so it didnt come across as rude.

He didnt like this and he made a comment me trying to take it as far as I can, I had then said yes he then instantly removed me from AxS, so before anyone gets some random idea on why I was kicked theres the actual reason, he disliked that i had called him rude in a separate chat.

[syfRize]

Originally Posted by Chiddiru

The reason I was removed is because I told Jessie he was rude in a totally non sc2 related chat, he dislikes that i stood up to him, it was a LoL chat, one of the people in there had asked if ANYONE wants to play LoL, Jessie( soul) had then said just 3 peoples names in group of 11 I found this to be rude so i pointed it out after a few comments back and forth he then gave a reason for why he wanted those particular players, i then had said that if its for a particular reason had he had mentioned he should have just messaged the people seperately so it didnt come across as rude.

He didnt like this and he made a comment me trying to take it as far as I can, I had then said yes he then instantly removed me from AxS, so before anyone gets some random idea on why I was kicked theres the actual reason, he disliked that i had called him rude in a separate chat.

I'm not even going to bother to read half of this.
Last time I saw you on this site you were calling people names, acting rude, and saying something along the lines of "have fun with your dead game everyone".

If this is such a dead game, and such an evil site, why keep coming here?

[ETL.Balimaar]

Originally Posted by Chiddiru

after a few comments back and forth

I get wary when someone defending himself says this. It usually means he/she is hiding something crucial in those few comments...

Quick Comments

	mGGNemesis:	I actually like this gif...
	syfChase:	omfg phoenix wright Balimaar wanna be best friends

[Seffy]

Originally Posted by Balimaar

I get wary when someone defending himself says this. It usually means he/she is hiding something crucial in those few comments...

I agree with this, if you have nothing to hide then say everything.

Also TIL Wally was in AxS.

Quick Comments

mGGNemesis:

jieunpls

[syfChadMann]

Originally Posted by Chiddiru

The reason I was removed is because I told Jessie he was rude in a totally non sc2 related chat, he dislikes that i stood up to him, it was a LoL chat, one of the people in there had asked if ANYONE wants to play LoL, Jessie( soul) had then said just 3 peoples names in group of 11 I found this to be rude so i pointed it out after a few comments back and forth he then gave a reason for why he wanted those particular players, i then had said that if its for a particular reason had he had mentioned he should have just messaged the people seperately so it didnt come across as rude.

He didnt like this and he made a comment me trying to take it as far as I can, I had then said yes he then instantly removed me from AxS, so before anyone gets some random idea on why I was kicked theres the actual reason, he disliked that i had called him rude in a separate chat.

Quick Comments

	syfRize:	YOU WIN! XD
	sR_Osiris:	OMFG XD
	sR.BoardingPear:	LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
	eCKoa`ProzeR:	LOLOLOLOLOL XD
	SLCN.Wally:	haha
	Narse:	The internet is yours!
	sR.Kumo:	ahahahahahah Chadmann you legend

[AxS.Dodda]

Originally Posted by fray`ChadMann

[SLCN.Wally]

Fullstops are your friend!

Quick Comments

syfChadMann:

hahahahahahahaa

[SLCN.Wally]

BECAUSE I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE ATTENTION - fede 2014

Quick Comments

	syfRize:	inb4 kills AxS
	sR_Osiris:	lool
	Seffy:	LOL
	eCKoa`ProzeR:	LOL AHAHAHAHA

[x5_Namakaye]

why is this a thing? why does stupid happen? why does we be like things and go dumb?

Quick Comments

	syfRize:	namar pls bby, no more teras
	ToRRedemption:	nama 2014
	sR.Kumo:	bananakaye20144

[sR.BoardingPear]

I'm just here to state my happiness and that I have no complaints and I'm happy.

#Smilesgoformiles

[sR.Kumo]

Originally Posted by AxS.Kumo

*AxS.SouL: *
Who? Because people that take temporary breaks or are inactive i don't add o:

I don't even know how to play starcraft tho

Quick Comments

sR.BoardingPear:

No one does.

[AxS.Dodda]

Thanks for the news Soul.

[Matt93]

Since you guys have the inside knowledge how many times did Wally quit whilst he was in your clan and was the number beaten? Do you think it ever will be if it hasn't been beaten yet?

[SLCN.Wally]

I quit once matt, please.

Quick Comments

syfRize:

^

[sR.BoardingPear]

He quit x10 donuts