[JesseTheKING]

Since this site is hiring, i decided to do some hiring of my own.

Position: Jesse's Queen

Description: I am lonely and need a Queen by my side.

Benefits:
You can add me to Real Id.
You can msg me on bnet and i won't ignore you, sometimes.
You can watch my games.
I *might* AT with you.
I will also impart all my sc2 knowledge to my queen till shes of Master League Standard and fit to hold the title of Jesse's Queen.

Requirements:

Female
Cute
Willing to change your name to JessesQueen or Queen*yourname*

Post here or pm me along with the reason why i should pick you and your pic.

[mGMUSE]

some megalomania right here

[JacziE]

LOL! You should buy them a new account for that :>~

[DRFT]

Helo jessi plz choose me!! =) im your perfect match. My pic is in my profile. If u wana see more u know where to find me hotstuff!! ^_^

[frequency]

I'm a cute female, pick me!

[DRFT]

U can take me and free as a pair, i dnt mind sharing! And i don't want to lose u

[JacziE]

I think all of you guys who are applying should draft a nice, proper application to make Jesse believe that you are a girl. Please copy paste and fill out below:

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Real Name:
Nickname (IRL):
Game Nick:

Age: (has to be 19 and below ONLY)
Location:
Favorite Color: Pink (sorry, this can't be changed, unless its lavender)
Favorite Outfit: (choose between)
(a) mini skirt and tank top
(b) dress that shows my assets
(c) anything that can see my bra ^^

Reason why Jesse should pick you?
Because I have online female body parts. (this is standard too)

[insert picture here] - *hot tip* Preferably pick a semi-famous Asian model. (Jesse likes Asians it seems)

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Tips:
1) If Jesse asks for proof via talking on Skype, either practice talking really softly with a high-pitched voice or;
2) Ask your girlfriend or sister to talk for you or;
3) Download a free online voice changer.

Win. Get free lessons from Jesse instantly.

[deL]

You're a beep!.

[SayfT]

nice attempt at trollolguy.jpg

[DRFT]

Were not guys. Im a real girl. Tokyo girl but now live in aus for study

[DRFT]

Is that a real app? I better do it oh ma gawwwwwd

[nGenHypE]

there u have one posted already jaczieyourqueen <- pronounces the same

[JacziE]

I'm not applying, I'm helping the derps out xD

[ZanooKu]

Who would possibly want to be QueenBieber?

[kellyMILKIES]

Oh god. I'm too old to apply.

From jac: Age: (has to be 19 and below ONLY)

Sad............................................... .... ^_^

[Satu]

Originally Posted by kellyMILKIES

Oh god. I'm too old to apply.



Sad............................................... .... ^_^

And I was on the verge of suggesting you. xD

Still, besides the megalolz that can be had here, Jesse is saying he'll train his "Queen" until shes in masters league. If theres any females about that ages who are starcraft fans, that is actually a darn good offer.

[JacziE]

Who said you have to be a real girl? Come on dude, any silver/gold/plat dude who wants a private SC2 tutor who doesn't want to pay $20 dollar an hour can just pretend to be a girl for a month of his life online

[Satu]

Originally Posted by JacziE

Who said you have to be a real girl? Come on dude, any silver/gold/plat dude who wants a private SC2 tutor who doesn't want to pay $20 dollar an hour can just pretend to be a girl for a month of his life online

*Changes profile to female*

Edit: Why did you say only a month? Thats not dedicated enough, surely. :P

[ZanooKu]

Jesse is also a female name.

THE PLOT THICKENS.

[DRFT]

DRFT IS FEMALE TOO. looks like im in the running!!!!! YAAAAHHHH!