[GossipGirl]

GossipGirl Volume #1 The most delicious SEA scoop!

Heard a rumour ? Got some juicy gossip ? PM me and it will be included in Volume #2 of my series! Of course you can choose to remain anonymous like a little bitch. Rest assured what goes around does not come back around, the Gossip Girl shall shelter her believers from the heretics. LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED! (:


Rumour #1: Troll turns pro
An infamous troll (Guess who?) will be sponsored to fly to the Philippines to participate in the PPSL along with players like oGsMC, GamaniaSen, ST_July, ST_Bomber, MarineKingPrime, CheckPrime and IMFenix. He will be making a step towards turning pro while living there thanks to his team. Too good to be true? What happens when an unstoppable scam meets an immovable Troll? And will I ever eat my ice cream? Only time will tell.

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Rumour #2: D3 Beta Giveaway
SC2SEA will soon be giving out beta keys for DiabloIII ! Rumor has it that you would need at least 50 posts and above to qualify for the draw. The whispers are growing louder each day. Ohhh ice cream.

Rumour #3: Europe Temptation
Certain community figures have been tempted by the exotic land of Europe, offers have been made. Will this be enough to lure away the top SEA talents? Is this a company, a pro-team or an extremely rich business man with an indecent proposal? I think you already know. Actually no, you have no clue. I do however, tee-hee!

Rumour #4: Early Retirement
Team aLt's duckie has quit SC2 after he began playing 1v1 just 3 months ago. One of his accomplishments was getting in the top 10 in GM in that period and one of few high ranked toss. Toss however, is "a terrible race" and "I should have listened to Aaron".

Rumour #5: SC2SEA buyout
Rumour has it that a wealthy Chinese business man has had an offer to purchase sc2sea.com for a substantial amount turned down. Apparently, this was after the Nation Wars. Owning Taiwan wasn't enough and China is now looking to expand their territory. Will there be a counter offer? Is sc2sea even for sale? Unlikely and I hope not, where would Gossip Girl be!

Rumour #6: Union of love
A certain Australia clan have brought two members closer together, in unimaginable ways. And I don't mean boy-girl relationships. You can imagine it actually, but please don't. Who are these two? The GossipGirl is a friend to all and wishes this lovely new couple only the good things in life and a strong undying love forged through the hardships of AT.





So what will it be? Truce or consequences? We all know one nation can't have two queens. We also know not all rumors are true. In fact, I could have made some things up entirely to mix things up. Or maybe I didn't. You will never know. Only time will tell.

XOXO,
GossipGirl

EDIT: Made the page look alot more attractive. Thanks Admin for changing my name.

Quick Comments

	cure:	D3 KEYS OMGOMGOMG
	Maynarde:	Information so good it HAS to be fattening.
	neon:	OMG, the suspense, the drama!
	nirvAnA:	winning!

[Maynarde]

Word on the street is TheGossipMan is a smurf account for Zanooku!

[GossipGirl]

Originally Posted by Maynarde

Word on the street is TheGossipMan is a smurf account for Zanooku!

But i don't troll ):

[Cute]

Can you please end these posts with an 'XO'?

/popcorn

EDIT: Thank you, much better! ;3

[ZergGirl]

Originally Posted by Cute

Can you please end these posts with an 'XO'?

/popcorn

you really are cute!

[Tom]

Originally Posted by Cute

Can you please end these posts with an 'XO'?

/popcorn

Its sad that I got that joke. I'm a captive audience, I swear..

[Bugalugs McScruffin]

50 posts. o_O

I better start posting then.

[NvPinder]

I am actually Charlie Sheen

[Nobunaga]

American team is looking to recruit some European talent.

More news at 6!

[|Erasmus|]

Originally Posted by Nobunaga

American team is looking to recruit some European talent.

More news at 6!

Possibly including a big announcement about everyone's favourite european baller, mOOnGLaDe from Austria...

Or actually, Australia

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Quick Comments

	Bugalugs McScruffin:	Love it. I no longer have to go overseas to leave the country. :D
	nirvAnA:	lmao!

[Stallion]

I'm BATMAN

[Cyanide]

Crux does Maynarde and is awesome. Evidence down below.

[08-09, 11:42] Stallion i disagree crux does maynarde is awesome :P

[Maynarde]

Originally Posted by Cyanide

Crux does Maynarde and is awesome. Evidence down below.

[08-09, 11:42] Stallion i disagree crux does maynarde is awesome :P

Dude, that's immature ok? Stop it.

Crux invited me over to their "play house". They wanted to show me "how big their e-peens" were. Then I got pinned down and assaulted by every Masters player for hours. They filmed it. I don't see what's funny about that.

That said though, Crux Does Maynarde is well produced and has some excellent cinematography. It's out on DVD and BluRay in 2012.

Check out some scenes or subscribe to site for 14.99 AUD a month (NSFW) http://www.cruxdoesmaynarde.edu.au/

Quick Comments

	neon:	Hahaha, well played sir.
	Stallion:	awesome :D
	|Erasmus|:	I've been punished by some of their masters players before... must've been rough.

[Stallion]

Originally Posted by Maynarde

Dude, that's immature ok? Stop it.

Crux invited me over to their "play house". They wanted to show me "how big their e-peens" were. Then I got pinned down and assaulted by every Masters player for hours. They filmed it. I don't see what's funny about that.

That said though, Crux Does Maynarde is well produced and has some excellent cinematography. It's out on DVD and BluRay in 2012.

Check out some scenes or subscribe to site for 14.99 AUD a month (NSFW) http://www.cruxdoesmaynarde.edu.au/

lmao nice also the fact that a sentence was missed is not the point hahahaha :P

[souljah]

Originally Posted by Maynarde

Dude, that's immature ok? Stop it.

Crux invited me over to their "play house". They wanted to show me "how big their e-peens" were. Then I got pinned down and assaulted by every Masters player for hours. They filmed it. I don't see what's funny about that.

That said though, Crux Does Maynarde is well produced and has some excellent cinematography. It's out on DVD and BluRay in 2012.

Check out some scenes or subscribe to site for 14.99 AUD a month (NSFW) http://www.cruxdoesmaynarde.edu.au/

Disclaimer : I wasn't part of the group of Masters player that abused Maynarde...

[aLtShortizz]

I signed up for WCG Singapore but couldnt make it now due to work. But im considering flying in my half brother from korean to replace me.

Guess who?

[nirvAnA]

Gossip girl name changed as requested.

She is NOT Zan 100%, she PMed me to get some info she could use and before starting this thread checked with me to see if it was alright. Things Zan would never do!
I like the start of this, looking forward to more! Also I gave you a fitting Avatar haha!

[Maynarde]

Originally Posted by nirvAnA

Gossip girl name changed as requested.

She is NOT Zan 100%, she PMed me to get some info she could use and before starting this thread checked with me to see if it was alright. Things Zan would never do!
I like the start of this, looks exciting!

GossipGirl, I apologize. It must be a horrible thing to be accused of being Zanooku I wasn't thinking and I take it back.

Keep up the good work. XOXO

[Cyanide]

Originally Posted by Maynarde

GossipGirl, I apologize. It must be a horrible thing to be accused of being Zanooku I wasn't thinking and I take it back.

Keep up the good work. XOXO

You say that after seeing the new avatar!

[Maynarde]

Originally Posted by Cyanide

You say that after seeing the new avatar!

It was actually pre-avatar, post-nirvAnA-with-the-facts.

But now that the avatar is here I super mega apologize x10.