[crAzerk]

Hello guys!

This is my 19283th post besides the quick presentation, I often check this forum and post alot too.

My id is derpy.999 and I'm a pro Protoss, you may have played me on ladder.
Yes, this crAzerk dude had a stupid password for his SC2SEA account so I hacked it and I'm writing this with his account to shame him.

I played about a hour ago a maphacker called Azerk from clan cr... no idea what clan that is. (it was on the SEA server, of course). I am posting here to be sure that this player will be banned from the tournaments organized on the SEA server and to warn you if you play against him.

I only had a few doubts while playing the game because of his "luck" so I decided to watch the replay and this is what I saw:

Here is the replay: http://www.sc2sea.com/downloads.php?do=file&id=349
Please download and watch and you can verify what I say is true.

I am the blue player on the top left, he is the light pink player on the top right.
Actually, I don't quite agree that he is light pink. Although the game and minimap say that he is light pink, but how on earth is this light pink:

This is greyish purplish blue?? Not close to light pink at all!

There are (at least) 2 moments in the replay where the hack is obvious:

-0:33 minuts - It's very fast, but watch him glance at fog at my base!!
After this, he sends his scouting SCV straight thing first to my base! maphack for sure!

-4.54 minuts - he is looking at fog again! hacks!

8:39 minuts - omg wtf he just scanned DIRECTLY on my robo facility! That's h4x for sure, how will anyone know that I will place my robo facility there? I may place it in the steam vents to hide it, I may place it at my expo. But he scanned perfectly on it.

9:00 minuts - what is this!! He stims a marine into my expo when he hasn't even checked that there's an expo there!! Confirm hacks! Who does that! STIMMING without even knowing the expo is there!

10:00 minuts - This final attack of his confirmed my suspicions.
Normal people will do a multiprong attack and drop in my base and send the rest of his troops to attack the front of my base.
But because he has maphack he knows my entire army was at my expo, so he drops his entire infantry army into my base! So obvious that he is hacking now!

Don't hesitate to use V to switch from everyon's view to his view.

Please don't judge me on my play in this game, I played terribly. I'd also like to add that I was playing on 50% because my game has a bug.


AND VERY IMPORTANTLY
if you all are going to post, please don't be biased just because you know this Azerk guy.

I mean, like is it possible to tell that X murdered Y when Z is holding a gun and X is holding Z's knife and the gun is actually belonging to Y... ok actually all this lawyer stuff is too deep for me, I think you need to be a 1st Class Honors Law graduate to discuss it, I shall leave it to the pros to discuss

Remember, this is like law, and you have to reason with logic and reason, not because you know him. You have to be impartial and unbiased, like lawyers.

Talking about lawyers, I heard I can possibly sue him.

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Originally Posted by Tom

Just as a point of interest for the budding lawyers in this thread, there are criminal penalties in Australia that attach to interference with so-called "moral rights" (which include the right of integrity of a literary work such as programming code). Theoretically, a criminal prosecution could be brought against people using "hacks" in Australia

Any lawyers want to help me sue him?

Azerk, I let you 24 hours before making it "worldwide". You will have no friends on other places where it will be found soon to defend you blindly as they did here. ... I won't if you admit and apologise. If not I will post on Youtube and you will become 'famous'.

Cordially,
derpy


DISCLAIMER

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derpy did NOT write this. I wrote this. He was only doing me a favor and helped to play this game out as I told him to.
This post is purely meant for entertainment purposes and is a parody of whatever has transpired in the other thread. No offence intended to anyone that I have spoofed. If you take offence... lighten up.

AND. I am NOT supporting maphack in any way, I just thought that it was getting ridiculous how people were meticulously picking apart the replay finding little nuances that seem maphackerish that are probably present in many high level players' replays as well.

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Lighten up! And leave the poor guy alone (Meany). I mean, what has been said has been said, and there's nothing much else anyone can do if he insists he did not cheat and he already explained himself.
Lighten up guys

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