[PapaBigBelly]

Hey guys this week the riddles, are slightly more challenging
Get your minds working and the first person to solve all three riddles right will be the winner
P.S. If you edit your post, you will not be a winner even if you have all the right answers.


1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3. I can travel through places fast, am very long, cost alot (especially gas), and i have to worry of what i look on the outside, but on the inside too! BLEAAARHHGGHH! i dont get paid enough to do my job :P What am I?

[ROOT`iaguz]

1) the lions. They are dead, or at least be easy to subdue due to their lack of eating in 3 ******* years.

2nd and 3rd still thinking.

[Aean(:]

1. third
2. was photo
3. nydus worm

[PapaBigBelly]

Be sure of your answers because the more "sure" 3 correct answers will be the winner compared to the "unsure" correct 3 answers

[Usul]

1. The third because the lions are already dead.
2. The woman shot a picture of her husband, developed it and hung it up to dry.
3. You are a nydus worm.

[MKP]

1. the rooms full of dead lions
2.photo being made.
3. nydus worm...

[cruxis]

I'm fairly sure that inmates on death row don't get a decision on how they die.

[LaoRen]

Hmm...

1) Lions
2) Photos?
3) Carrier?

[TAminimat]

1. The Lions, Lions can't survive for 3 years without eating.
2. She took a photo of him with a poloroid and developed it and hung it up to dry.
3. You are a nydus worm.

[SayfT]

1. 2nd room because since they are assasins with loaded guns by their nature they would be all inclined to assasinate themselves with a very high probability that by the end the last remaining assasin would have suffered a mortal wound from any of the other assasins in the room and hence the room will be empty apart from all the dead bodies and an arsenal of weapons.

2. She shoots him with a medicine injection, gives him a shower since when you shower you are technically "under" water because water is ontop of you. She then proceeds to dry him and then they go out for dinner. Which leads me to a conclusion that the man is probably suffering from some sort of disease or handicap which restricts him from taking his own showers.

3. Nydus worm, long and costs alot of gas.

EDIT: ADD ONTO 1.

The man could also bluff his way in and convince the other assasins that he is too an assasin, if they ask him where is his gun he could say that for this particular mission he needs to salvage his own weapons or use his hand to hand skills

[ToRDeathsFang]

1) Lions because they are most likely just bones after 3 years of not eating
2) The woman shoots her husband with a plastic gun, holds him underwater for 5 minutes with an oxygen tank and....hangs him out to dry on the clothes line before they go out to dinner?
3) Most likely a nydus worm

[SayfT]

he didnt specify WHAT the lions havent ate for 3 years, it could be that they have not ate human flesh for 3 years but were happily devouring various animals fed to them. eh eh eh eh eh

[Skitz]

Originally Posted by Gerlan.au

he didnt specify WHAT the lions havent ate for 3 years, it could be that they have not ate human flesh for 3 years but were happily devouring various animals fed to them. eh eh eh eh eh

Also never said the assassins were paid to kill him, or would even care if he walked in.

Riddles are silly.

[WagonWheel]

Originally Posted by Skitz

Also never said the assassins were paid to kill him, or would even care if he walked in.

Riddles are silly.

Heck, for all we know these *raging fires* are contained behind fireproof glass, are actually small campfires or are a new BoyBand known as the "Raging Fires".

Regardless,
1) Lions who havn't eaten for three years are most probably dead, or some kind of super-lion. So I'm going with Lions.
2) Going with a photo of the Husband that is developed and hung up to dry. Because Digital photography doesn't exist.
3) A Nydus Worm. They get paid in "Overmind Love".

[playwithonehand]

1.
None of the room is safe for him because he will dead sooner or later anyway.
In fact choosing lion would be the worst way to die because you will die to salvation. Might as well get shot in the head and get over and done with.

2
The woman is a photographer. She 'shot' her husband's picture with a camera. She held it under "water" (developer) to develop, and then hung it on the line to dry the photograph. After she developed it, they went out to eat.

3.
Nydus

[DMK]

1)Well obviously we are supposed to pick the room full of lions, as they would be dead. But that room has the plague from all the rotting lions and LION GHOSTS. The murderer would be safest with his colleagues in the assassin room. BAM


2)The woman shot her husband. With a gun obviously. Cut of his skin and washed him to make a cape. Then she wore hung the skin up to dry and wore her delightful cape/husband. Don't feel bad for him, he left the toilet seat up. Too easy.

3)Well there is the myth of the Nydus Worm, but I have never seen one. Possibly just a old wives tales started by Zerg to keep Terran and Protoss on their toes. So the answer is beyond a doubt Miss Universe.

[nirvAnA]

lmao dmk those were the funneiest answers in this thread hahaha awesome stuff!

[deL]

1) ROACHES!
2) ROACHES!
3) ROACHES!

I have a riddle for you:

I am APM but I am synonymous with a lack of skill. I am a nerdling but you wouldn't know it from my name. I make f*cking sh*t riddle threads like an ass.