[Frustration]

Davo: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Yes sir you were speeding.
Davo: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Davo: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Davo: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Davo: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Davo: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Davo: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Davo: His body parts are in plastic bags in the boot if you want
to see.
The Officer looks at ol mate, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Mate could you step out of your vehicle please!
Davo steps out of his Commo.
Davo: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
car and murdered the owner.
Davo: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the boot of your car,
please.
Ol mate opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.
Officer 2: Is this your car ?
Davo: Yeah mate, here are the rego papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.
Davo digs into his bumbag and pulls out his license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you..... one of my officers told me you didn't
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
up the owner.
Davo: Betcha the lying prick told you I was speeding too !

Haha tell me if you have had a cop try pull you up for speeding but wernt.

[Fullmetal]

tmw you get arrested for threats and wasting police time.

[mGGNemesis]

Yeah I heard this one before. But these days cops have those cameras thingy so it probs wont work anymore.