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(Copied directly from my blog. If you want pictures you can look here)

Ok guys this is too epic. Apparently there is going to be a theme park build in China which has two entire zone dedicated to Starcraft and Warcraft.

Pictures below.
It is going to be opened in May in the Wujin District of China.

I AM SO GOING TO THIS! Since I go China for work really often. I will take pictures when I go and make all of you die with envy.

The website itself is a ******* epic flash website: http://joyland.ccjoy.com/main.html

It is in Chinese though. So I can read it but you guys just have to click blindly through it.

The reply on teamliquid has largely been racist so far. "Not safe cause it's chinese, one word : lol"

Why would you guys worry about Blizzard etc? China is one of Blizzard BIGGEST consumer. I'm sure they would have already paid or been approved by Blizzard. I don't think they will pump millions and millions of dollars into this theme park without actually seeking legal advise first.

Acting like a total spoiled kid. I mean come on. Just because we are finally proving to be slightly more awesome than you then you have to kick a big fuss about it cause you white people don't have it first? (Joke)

German, Swedish, and Dutch roller-coaster companies has already been pulled in to build the coasters.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolliger_%26_Mabillard
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurer_S%C3%B6hne
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vekoma

'Island of Mystery', 'Terrain of Warcraft', 'Universe of Starcraft', 'World of Legend' and 'Molesworld' are apparently the theme of the zones in the park.



Team Liquid thread about this is here. Seriously ROFL at the racist people:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/view...opic_id=191080

These are some of the rides recommended by Team Liquid forum posters:

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• High Templars vs. Ghost - Laser tag
• Ride the Nydus (Dune style) - Rollercoaster
• The Shady Ghost - A dealer who deals you Stim (cocaine)
• Zeratul's Mystery Cavern - Scary ride
• Ultralisk Tamer - Ride cows, or something dressed as Ultras
• Excercise of Futility - A game where you always spawn as Zerg with close positions Metalopolis, play PvP forever, or Gateway units vs. Stim and Concussive Shell marauders on an open field. 12 Hours, no exceptions, and against top korean players, forever.
• Zergling Petting Zoo - Don't feed them
• Spawning Pool Divers - An area with pools, must be green of course
• Queen for a Day! - Clean up after 5 people and be their bitch for 20 minutes for a time.
• Find the Proxy Pylon! - Search frantically for the Proxy Pylon only to find it and discover it was too late, every time.
• Tasteless' Secret Hallway - Can you find it?
• BitByBitTickleFestExtravaganza - A room where you are tickled by 18 SCVs
• Zerg Zafari - Scout a Zerg base as an SCV or a Probe, but don't stay too long, the Zerglings might be coming!
• The Brood War Menagerie - An exclusive member's only lounge where players can sit and talk about BW, must have played BW for 3+ years. SC2 is frowned upon.
• Fruitdealer's Infested Fruits - An infested fruitstand
• Korean Cheese! - Only the best and very finest cheeses are available here
• Overlords will function as everpresent security cameras.
• SadZenith Zinema! - The cinema to go to for tearjerker films
• JulyBurger - Have some crunchy roaches with some delicious baneling sauce or maybe some mutawings? Ultrasteaks are only for those with a great hunger and a stomach to match
• Broodlord Baby Blaster - Get spit out as a broodling and nibble at the enemy
• The Battle.net Forums Experience! - A big echo chamber with reflective walls where you can voice your concerns about balance to Blizzard, the more the merrier!
• Bisu's Brothel/Nada's Harem - Adults only
• InControl's OutofControl Punching Bag - Got cheesed on the ladder? Unleash your rage on these punching bags to test your strength
• Spawning Pond - What Zerg fish can you catch?
• Enjoy our Shakuras, and Steppes parks, find the friendly Ursadak Calfs and pet them.
• As always, tickets come in a variety of tiers, including: Bronze, Silver, Gold, Diamond and Masters, feel free to argue at the booth why you got the wrong ticket.