[crAzerk]

UPDATE: Added captions

Probably one of the most embarrassing things I've ever done but.... oh well.

So there's a 'cheerfuls' contest for our MLG Dallas participants, and there's a writing/poem/song contest... I was thinking, why not do both in one?

Here's my rap/song for our beloved Starcraft 2 talents. Enjoy!

The ANZ Dallas Hopefuls
LYRICS:

Rossi,
He's boss, he doesn't use toss
He looks like a model for dental floss
He drops you,
He stops you, he stims and flanks you
His Terran is feared and he'll easily pop you

Light,
You might, find hard to fight
Put on an armour and he looks like a knight
His micro
His control, honed so long ago
When he dresses up, he looks like Naruto!

Deth,
He's deft, don't hold your breath
Cos it's not abt who's right, it is about who’s left
He rushes,
He crushes, He splits up his forces
Stand in his way and the pain is the harshest

They're going to Dallas, now dont be jealous;
They're a part of us, Let's support our fellas..
Now say it with me

YYJ
Some say, he plays the hard way
Come on, hes Korean, his skill level's craycray
He's swift,
It's as if, he's blessed with a gift
Dont try to baserace, His buildings can lift

Moonglade,
It's said, he's the prince of blades
His hair always looks like he just got out of bed
He's skilled,
Eyes peeled, His army he fills
Destroy his army; he'll just remax and kill


Mafia
He's tougher, than the average fella
He can inject faster than a certified doctor
His style,
Ain't wild, but effective for awhile
It’s a blue moon before you see him smile

Tgun
His passion, denied by no one
Underestimate him n he's already won
He shows
He knows, how to play like pros
Stay awhile around and he'll teach you how to pose

They're going to Dallas, now dont be jealous;
They're a part of us, Let's support our fellas..

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+ [Just some post-production notes] +

I actually had great fun writing this rap! If I knew how to do one of those audio loop things (e.g. play a beat and make it loop for the whole video) I wouldn't have had to do the awkward manual drumming you hear in the video, which made it harder to keep in beat while rapping too.

How I envisioned the chorus bit (they're going to Dallas) was a heavily auto-tuned stanza... tho I don't know how to do that haha.

Hope you enjoyed it, not for the auditory value but more for the... entertainment value? lolol.

As for the random objects that you see in the video... they are just... random objects so you won't be staring at one thing the whole video.

Thanks for watching/reading!