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So I figured it was about time I did one of these; I doubt it will come close to the spectacular versions both mafia and iaguz have offered us, but hey its all for laffs.

To begin this magnificent game of magnanimous proportions, I decided to open with the "savior build" which many protoss on our very own sea server will be familiar with.


Little did I know; but toss opponent had plans of his own =0


Up until this point I had yet to suspect the toss playing, lets say, funnily, BUTWTFCANNONANDNOPROBEINMYBASEWTF???


Foreplay followed, with zealots probing into my base, only to be met by a sturdy force of queens and other zerg shit, I PREVAILED.



My fearful opponent decides to curse his race for "pathetic" opening builds.


Obviously being a zerg I would naturally have more than 4 drones T.T guess this guy was just in bronze or something???



AH YES! The good old dt follow up for when your cannonrushintoproxy2gate fails. DEFINITELY NOT PREDICTABLE


My GM maphack sensed that evil protoss minions could be on their way to my base, SO I DEFEND!


BanelingsBanelingsBanelings OOOOOOOH


What a jolly good game of starcraft my good ol' chap! I shall respectfully decline thy request however.