Less than $400 in the bank
Losing my accommodation in less than a month
Less than 2 months to find a job before I have to leave the country
Fun times
So yeah lately I have been stressed, depressed, angry and generally freaking out over my unlucky circumstances. The gf is the U, S and A right now to boot so i'm 100% alone in Korea at the moment so...
Anyway what started as depression induced laziness regarding my facial hair led me to a realization,
after about 10 month in Korea I decided to change up my style a little by growing a beard. I was tired of being chatted up by high school girls so thought a more manly look was about due.
In those 10 months I had not one date - I did get friend zoned by a cute German girl though :S - post beard I was going on dates 2 or 3 times every weekend which eventually led me to find the love of my life
Don't have to be a genius to figure it out - Beard = good shit, no beard = friend zoned
So **** you world, **** my luck, **** my finances, **** immigration and **** depression
I'm bringing back the lucky beard, turn my arms into guns and sleep with all the mums until I get myself a house and job
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