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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZVAqkgrYnQ

As can clearly be seen in the above example, data chips are exceptionally dangerous devices. This is why I pleaded with Ali not to install the thing in the first. I'm sad to say that it appears my fears were completely founded. Yes, that's right. I told you so. There is only one clear solution. Nerf Protoss Please.

pls

lol chase... this made me laugh so hard

And for your information that is my first win vs a masters on ladder AND only my 2nd time (ages ago) meeting a masters on ladder (1st being on NA where I LOST). I usually get only silvers -> diamonds. Can't I get excited for a moment? lol

Also I think Rinehart aka mGGProbe was the original creator (history gets a little hazy).

lol brb crying.... from laughing so hard

I feel like I am partly to blame for NemBotElie's rapid improvement in the areas of emotion, proper grammar and overall starcraft skills. Now you see over the past few weeks I set out as a spy for TCP to become friends with a trusted mGG member so I could figure out all their secret strategies for when TCP met mGG in SEACL. Now I chose to become friends with NemBotElie because I knew that a robot can be reprogrammed where as humans cannot. So one day in sc2sea chat I spoke with NemBotElie and ended up fake crying in front of her to show her what us humans call emotion. I even drew her a picture that would give Mona Lisa a run for its money. (http://imgur.com/2UpZhIs)

Now after showing NemBotElie human emotion for the first time I found a weakness in her very sturdy mGG build. So for the good of TCP I acted upon it. A while later I found NemBotElie in the mGG channel (where she is programmed to be in as often as possible). After locating NemBotElie I continued to exploit her weakness and show as much human emotion as possible. I exploited her weakness which was her love for team games by making her promise to play one with me. Promise she did and I had finally successfully infiltrated mGG.

So when NemBotElie and I finally played team games I exposed her to as much (insertnamehere)pls, brb crying ;( and the highest amount of starcraft skills I could manage (notveryhigh). All the while I was hacking into the not so pitiful defences mGG put in her programming. After finally breaking through those defences I gave NemBotElie a system update which included:
• NemBotElie now has the ability to show and understand emotion
• NemBotElie now has the ability to use correct grammar
• NemBotElie has now gained a 10% buff in her starcraft skills
• NemBotElie’s DTs now do 50% more awesomeness
• NemBotElie will now use DT’s more often
• NemBotElie now has the ability to reach diamond
• NemBotElie can now be considered half human

So after giving NemBotElie this system update finding out all of mGGs strategies would only take a matter of days. So after a few more times of being forced to play teams with NemBotElie for the good of TCP I finally found the hidden file in her system which gave me access to all of mGGs Platinum and Diamond players strategies. I quickly downloaded these strategies and sent them off to TCP’s glorious leader. Now to make sure TCP didn’t beat mGG too easily I gave mGGPressure a new list of strategies that would beat all of TCPs players except for Wuffle.

So when the day finally came when mGG was to vs TCP in SEACL T4 we were more than prepared. We had our starter TCPKiasu take a quick 3-0 lead using all of his imba protoss strategies but only to then be beaten by none other than mGGPressure. mGGPressure then managed to defeat two more TCP players to level the scores at 3-3 (justasipredicted). TCPs Wuffle then came out in the ace match to defeat mGGPressure and secure TCP a much deserved victory.

Now I intended to revert NemBotElie back to her former, before meeting me stage but I decided it was best not to in the end which then lead us to this blog. For that I sincerely apologise and I hope that mGG will allow me to help with their NemBotElie problems if need be.

what....what have I done...

IDK, all of these patch notes, seems too IMBA. Nerf pls needed.

Blizzard tried, guess it didn't succeed.

>.< haven't I been nerfed enuf??

Uh oh did someone install the chasebug onto the nembot?

:0

Nempls

On the hybrid? That's a dt

probe nub and i are on it, some1 has hacked into nembot's software.. she is turning (gulp) human...
Matter will be fixed soon as i get back to owning nem in sc2 again ^^.
GLHF

Again? Last I checked, the score favours me

Bring it on

******* return those skype messages you asshole

Nono, DT's dun have large ferocious fangs!

Life too short to respond to skype messages :'(