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NvPinder · Thu, 23rd-Aug-2012, 12:08 PM

Define more clearly "Pretty much anything". I may be interested.

Also are you over 18?

Cute · Thu, 23rd-Aug-2012, 12:12 PM

Filling out forms, homework help (provided I can do it or learn it easily enough), cleaning, shopping, even cooking I guess. Pretty much anything. Essentially slave labour until I can find a job. Nothing illegal

Yeah, I am

NvPinder · Thu, 23rd-Aug-2012, 12:23 PM

Are you willing to perform acts of a sexual nature with me in front of a camera (to get around the legality issue of prostitution vs pornography, the footage will never be released however, but I reserve the right to keep it for personal use) for the same rate? As an added bonus I will pay for travel expenses to and from my apartment as well.

syfMiley · Thu, 23rd-Aug-2012, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by NvPinder

Are you willing to perform acts of a sexual nature with me in front of a camera (to get around the legality issue of prostitution vs pornography, the footage will never be released however, but I reserve the right to keep it for personal use) for the same rate? As an added bonus I will pay for travel expenses to and from my apartment as well.

It's an art form man.

TCPLemminks · Thu, 23rd-Aug-2012, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NvPinder

Are you willing to perform acts of a sexual nature with me in front of a camera (to get around the legality issue of prostitution vs pornography, the footage will never be released however, but I reserve the right to keep it for personal use) for the same rate? As an added bonus I will pay for travel expenses to and from my apartment as well.

11/10, Would watch (no homo)

TASlowHands · Thu, 23rd-Aug-2012, 1:42 PM

Sure is a nice apartment...

ROOTPetraeus · Thu, 23rd-Aug-2012, 2:10 PM

I'd hire you if you lived in Auckland.

**inFeZa** · Thu, 23rd-Aug-2012, 2:34 PM

Take pinders offer. In this economy its worth it.

fur · Thu, 23rd-Aug-2012, 2:46 PM

Pinder your first response was funny, the second was really, really fcking lame.

Best of luck Cute, though Sc2sea probably isn't the best place to look. I'd try a classisfieds website like Gumtree as a starting point.

neKo · Thu, 23rd-Aug-2012, 3:17 PM

Fur, your first response was really fcking lame.

Second respond was alright

**ToRSpartaz** · Thu, 23rd-Aug-2012, 3:17 PM

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Originally Posted by IrisPetraeus

I'd hire you if you lived in Auckland.

MACK YOUR TOO YOUNG

**nirvAnA** · Thu, 23rd-Aug-2012, 3:47 PM

Yeap gumtree > melbourne > partime jobs
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-part-tim...17?ad=offering

Hope you find something good cute!

Here are some of the better ones i saw

Get Paid to Party - Immediate Start - Call now!
I am looking for a fabulous, energetic promoter - venues based Sth Melbourne and inner northwest All Ages ...

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/melbo...ow-/1005939928

Games shop looking for sales assistants, FUN market environment!!
MarketDeals is a local business that started as a hobby located at the heart of Laverton Market. Over a period...

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/tulla...nt-/1005892254

Casual task runner through online network - Melbourne Area
Become a casual Task/Errand/Job runner through a service network - HopRunners You will be a task runner wh...

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/melbo...rea/1005011391

Personal Development Consultant
The Requirement: *Available to work 20-30 hours – flexible times. *Access to a Computer and internet. *Ex...

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/melbo...ant/1005745534

Cards Dealer / Croupier Melbourne
Nova Poker is looking for experienced Dealers / Croupiers for fun parties.... • Experience / knowledge dealin..

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/melbo...rne/1005723623

fur · Thu, 23rd-Aug-2012, 5:01 PM

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Originally Posted by cRneKo

Fur, your first response was really fcking lame.

Second respond was alright

You, sir, are quite the wit.

TCPKerO · Thu, 23rd-Aug-2012, 10:49 PM

GL Cute, I'm also unemployed and I have a degree, I hope you get a job soon.

syfMiley · Thu, 23rd-Aug-2012, 11:04 PM

I'll pay you $10 an hour to clean the TA house.