Come harken my friends as i tell you a story, a story of barcraft i sit here eating my grilled cheese and watching community as Edge implores me to make the blog i threatened them (them being the 'TA scumbags') with. I doubt anyone would find this interesting as it has a 'cool story' vibe but non the less my story.
My night begins with me watching game of thrones and falling asleep in the mid afternoon i awake to knocking on the door, my lord i thought its Bard come to pick me up i answered the door in a drowsy state and apologised impertinence and hurried to get ready my pants where wet no less so i was going out with trackies strayla maite. We made our way to ABs a magnificent place which has the best yiros on chips i have ever had needless to say i immediately regretted having never been there as soon as i tasted how magnificent it was. Oh and dolo was there with his brother and a mate.
Barcraft was great games where shit but people where awesome hell even maynarde came what a chap Edge won 15 free drinks in a competition what a baller or so i thought....
After barcraft i got a lift home with the TA boys whilst being abused by all of them apart from champi, Cam made inappropriate advances towards me rubbing my hair and touching my thigh with his warm and manly hands, Max seemed steadfast in the opinion of me being a lesser player this of course led me to tell him to shut the **** up and challenge him to a bo5 (a crucial mistake Max was better then i predicted i am 2-0 down but we shall see...) Jak was up to his usual nonsense i cant stay mad at him the cutie pie. Oh i should mention Cam tried to give me $40 at HJs, I am not that kind of man i yelled at him as i remarked at Jaks amazing paper crown the king of douchebagery in my opinion.
Champi was a perfect gentleman... until we got to his house he was rather.. i don't have words to describe in any case i made a swift getaway oh and akky was there akky is awesome!
Something i forgot to add Cam was wearing one of 4bys beanies so that may attribute to his behavior that night
So yeah that is my story of that night cool story i know but its what Cam wanted
Disclaimer: Max is a nice guy, Cam is not a retard, Jak is a **** and champi is nice aswell
I have been requested to add more so here goes after i got home i laddered to get top 8, and i did! take that ninja i hope you enjoy top 9 regardless i woke up around 7PM the next day and checked and this ninja joker knocked me back down unacceptable i thought to my self. So i went to foodland to get some pasito and smash ladder. Only to run into bigbird and cam they invited me over for '8 hours of monopoly hell' i said i wont be long but got distracted by gtsl so when i got there the game had already started i cheer for this guy but he went full retard and lost from an unlosable(i dont think thats a word i dont care deal with it) position blah blah blah everyone yelled at me because i didnt pay that much attention Jaks a **** etc etc came third not a bad effort good times with the TA boys!
I got there and realised I have no idea what anyone looks like, so I just got drunk with my regular friends T_T
Also experienced my first AB that night after venturing to the casino. Whoever invented that is a f--king genius.
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