Yes this is a rant and yes i am mad bro so dont ask...
Clan IMI, aka clan immortal is a new clan to have risen into the NA scene. They have some pretty decent plays and are quite competitive in their clan wars. They also like to help one another. Sounds like a bunch of cool guys eh? Well i thought the same as well.
About a few months ago, when i was about top diamond at the time on NA (currently mid diamond :P) i notice IMI was taking in diamond players and thought "oh cool i have heard about these immortal guys im gonna see if i can join then, wouldn't mind joining a NA clan". So i asked one of the i guess "officers" of the group and simply ask "Hey, im stodd and i was wondering if i could maybe join your clan? " About half an hour passes when he responds "Ask the main manager". I thinking to myself wow ok it took you that long to respond? Maybe he was afk who knows, then i noticed he was 100% active in the public chat channel for that past half an hour, so for that long he ignored me. This point, im a bit hurt but you know w/e.
Anyways, i see the main manager of the clan is on. "Yes! this is my time, im excited to try out these immortal guys!" I give him a pm "Hey there im stodd a high diamond interested in joining your team! " About 2 (yes 2) hours pass. These immortal guys take forever to respond i thought. Eventually he responds with. "lol sorry we dont need another diamond." My initial response to myself was like "oh, but like you, just took in like 2 diamond players just before, i asked them if immortal would take me in and all i had to do was ask and here you say i cant join?
At this point i have been essentially rejected for no real known reason, but you know what fair enough what can i do? Time passes by and im just laddering as i normaly do. I then encounter a IMI guy on ladder, some diamond zerg. "Oh sweet" i thought "I can verse these IMI guys and see what they got!" Game starts i chuck out a gl hf and he never responds. He eventually wins cause my PvZ is shit and in frustration i leave the game. That zerg, who never responded to me pm's me after the game saying "lol noob gg". Like, wtf seriously? I didn't reply because its better not to talk back and let it slide. At this point i think to myself, ok so i guess their are some idiots in IMI but with all clans (or most) thats normal, im bound to meet a sweet person from IMI right? Time goes by and i verse a terran from IMI. I say gl hf and he responds "gg". Now i know the koreans tend to do this which is normal, but recently i have had doubts about IMI but i ignored it and played on. The game ends with him successfully proxy widow mine rush and due to no protection, i lose the game. After game he pm's me and says "gg noob". Wow, ok, so maybe im just getting the dickheads from IMI? Im sure they are not all nob jockeys.
Some more time passes and im killing ladder im rank 1 diamond at this point, i verse a masters from IMI "Alright its a IMI player but he is master terran player, maybe it was just the diamond roster who were bm. I start the game normal with "gl hf" and after a bit he says "glgl". Ok fair enough, first immortal guy to respond to me somewhat nicely. The game pushes on and i decided to go for a 1 base all in (yes i know how noob of me) and i almost win but well, repair bunkers are quite strong. So i lose and tap out leaving the game. I was waiting for the pm as it seems every IMI i have faced so far has done this, before you knew it bang a pm (surprise) and he says "ezpz 1 base noob". Wow so nothing nice to say. I am now angry with IMI at this point and just recently i versed the same IMI guy twice, both games he 2 gates me and both times it doesnt work. Both games after the match he pm to me saying im so bad and that i was lucky and at this point i lost it i pm him back saying WHY ARE ALL OF YOU IMI PEOPLE A BUNCH OF WANKERS?! He just responds with the dullest answer. "idk what you mean". WTF i thought? what you mean you dont understand?
Im officially over these IMI pricks and their BM and cheese and aggressive behaviour. I am yet to encounter someone nice on this IMI clan. I know this rant wont fix the problem and i know im just some diamond scrub but im sick and tired of IMI and the NA community in general. The SEA community, despite competition, was 100X better back in the day. At least people wouldnt harass you or bm you or w/e. Im not sure if anyone else agrees with me or even knows about these IMI guys but whether you with or against me i felt this needed to be adressed. That way, if you guys encounter a IMI player please tell me if they bm you or harass you during or after the match.
RANT OVER!
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"The hardest part about playing Protoss is not choking on your dad's d--k" - Kreamy 2013
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Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
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"The hardest part about playing Protoss is not choking on your dad's d--k" - Kreamy 2013
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
Stop it please. This is derailing the blog which imo is already bad enough.
Plus it was also totally unnecessary... even if it is meant or started as a joke.
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"The hardest part about playing Protoss is not choking on your dad's d--k" - Kreamy 2013
Firstly you deserve the bm for 1 basing you dirty **** and i mean that with love. Secondly at least you aren't playing vs TA on ladder those guys were the worst. Thirdly lets rep train iMi for funsies.
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
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