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Sup anxious kids, and awkward f*gs, today I will teach you how to be Alpha as fuark.
1.have a shower
2. Wear good clothes, if you're shredded brah wear tight clothes for the aesthetic bonus.
3. decent shoes, dont look like a ******* toolbag wearing nike TN's or some gay shit like that.
4. Get some good deodorant
5. like anything in life, start small. test your abilities on the whale in your science class. you feel 100% confident about that amirite? now duplicate your confidence to other women.
6. Women are obviously lesser then males, sure they can cook, 80% of professional cooks are male, most inventions are made by males, cars were made my males, you know your better then them, they use intuition you use logic. women are also insecure.
7. approach a woman , dont say " hi" or something, most people will think you're crazy or some shit, just ask for directions and lead onto something else later.
8.dont say, hey can i have ur number, just steal their phone. jk.
9. use your intuition on what to say, when, all those ****** PUA guys have one liners and shit, just be confident and smart.
10. be alpha.
11. GLHF