How do I assimilate myself into society after spending years as an introverted recluse?
Is it possible?
Can I attain some semblance of normality despite my wasted years playing non-fulfilling strategy and MOBA games which, in the end, have begun to give me brain aneurysms instead of any sense of satisfaction?
I need help, my friends, my family;
SC2SEA.
Pls respond.
P.S; Sc2 and DotA suck, I might go perform a Harlem Shake and try cash in on that - and we all know how much I hate Harlem Shakes.
edit: PPS / PSS idk which one; after being enlightened by GreenArchon I have realised that I failed to mention that, if I'm going to do something I don't want to be a filthy casual doing it - thus no FPS games or LoL. Thanks friends in advance.
go do a bar course, then get a job on a P&O cruise ship (be sure P&O coz their standards are sub par)
spend the next 6months drunk, partying and sexing all the crew ladies while traveling the south pacific for free.
Make shit song covers with acoustic guitars. Makes the girlies moist.
If you attempt to sing, remember to say "I'm not really trying LOL" to fish for compliments.
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