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Just shitting ya. I'm only trying to appeal to the masses here!

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1. Does this appeal to anyone?

Australia I love you. I really do. Your weather is nice, your beaches are pretty, your animals are terrifying in the most badass way possible and the women are, well, they are generally of an acceptable standard.

But this? Really?


What in the actual **** is this monstrosity? Do people really like this? I mean, I can foresee an occasion where a few guys are half cut and order one for shits and giggles. But do enough people seriously order this to turn over a profit? I'm extending an open invitation to anyone who's actually tried this cluster. Tell me what it's like. I'm far too sober to be game enough myself.

In the end, I still ordered Pizza Hut (not this thing). There goes that resolution. I hate myself sometimes.

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2. Five Mintues

It was a night as good as any other. The drinks were flowing, the music was loud. It was hot as shit, but when isn't it in Queensland? His friends had cleared off half an hour before and he found himself alone, well and truly locked into of the all too familiar bathroom-bar-bathroom-bar-cigarette-bar-bathroom cycle.

No one really notices that you're by yourself after a certain point in the night. Everyone's your friend. Or maybe he had one too many gin and tonics (Generally speaking, if you're under the age of 65 and identify yourself as a male, one is too many. In this case "too many" is somewhere around sixteen) to even notice that people were noticing.

"This seat taken?" he asked upon returning to the bar.
"It is now" she said, smiling.
Lame he thought.

He sat down and not so subtly gave her an ocular patdown. Normally this wouldn't be socially acceptable, but for those four hours between two and six am on a Saturday night, these things matter a whole lot less. (About now the Pizza Hut guy showed up hahahah) She was pretty enough he supposed. Average height, black hair, probably a bit too heavy on the makeup. She had one of those piercings that go below the lip, in the centre, that he knew the name of but couldn't remember for the life of him. She reminded him of the girls back home.

They sang and danced with just the right amount of grinding involved. The conversation continued at the bar, the whole time he tactfully avoided using her name. Some would list this as a technique of seduction. He just couldn't remember it. But to someone who spent a sizeable portion of his time online, under various, equally ridiculous alias' (alii?), the value in a name had been greatly diminished. Who cares about a name when you can just make a new account and be a new person?

"Come outside" she giggled. She led him out the door by the hand and hailed a taxi.

She pushed him in first and smiled.
"My boyfriend will be here in five minutes".
Then she closed the door.

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3. Cute's To Do List

- Enrol in either a graphic design or language course.
- Learn how to not blow in the jungle at LoL
- Fix and finish the SC2SEA End of Year Magazine
- Get my sorry ass back into a University
- Replace laptop battery
- Finish Pokemon Black 2

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4. Cute

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5. Songs

Part 1: Animu Edition

Part 2: Fifteen Year Old Cute's Playlist

Nostalgiaaaaaaaaaaaa. I still love all of these songs. Hah.

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Those hot dog pizza things are scary looking motherfuckers

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i want to try ett, not from pizza hut though, but to make them myself.
pizza hut or any massive pizza chain like dominos = yuck

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Opening 8 is a lot better than 9 imo Cute me man ^^

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Tell me if Black 2 is worth playing!

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Hot Dog Stuffed Crust is delicious and I won't hear a word against it!

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Agreed!

The video is better in 8, but I much prefer this song!

I'm about three quarters through it, and it's probably technically the best. I just have a huge problem where if I put down a pokemon game for an extended period of time I find it reaaaaally hard to pick it back up. Worth a shot if you like pokemon, just don't expect anything new

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Ive had that pizza, stole it from someone, its ok (would be better if Pizza Hut had better quality)

But no, just dont

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I bought it out of curiosity. And the result is..... it tastes like you're eating a pizza as well as a hot dog at the same time. As they're both kinda gross, fatty fast foods they mix surprisingly well. So if you're unhealthy like me it will go down fine. It is just a gimmick though, will not buy again.

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Well I guess that makes sense :P

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I've never seen that Pizza before :0

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Hey buddy pretty sure you got

3. Cute's to do list
and
4. Cute

Mixed up for their contents.

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Did anyone else laugh at the alternate ending? haha so abrupt i love it

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Pizza looks so scary

haha yea that should have been the ending. where is the justice!!!!

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What is wrong with you people? That Pizza looks ******* amazing.

I'm gonna get one tomorrow, thanks for advertising for them Cute otherwise I wouldn't have seen it.

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There is a special circle in hell reserved for people like you fenner.

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It's amazing. You eat your piece of pizza and you're like oh that was some good pizza. Then instead of the usual crust where you're like Ok just crust left, not as good. NOW YOU HAVE A MOTHERF**KING HOTDOG LEFT.

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So I work at Pizza Hut and you would be surprised how many of those hotdog things we sell! Definitely enough to make a profit.

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I've had that pizza. It was okay, but having hotdogs inside the crust just does not work. Shit just falls apart.

The pizza itself was quite nom though.

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I think the pizza looks amazing but ads can be deceiving. Chances are that if you ordered it at an actual restaurant it would not look even close to that. But if it did comes as it looks in the ad, Id get one today if i could.