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Lucky Beard Time
 

Less than $400 in the bank
Losing my accommodation in less than a month
Less than 2 months to find a job before I have to leave the country
Fun times

So yeah lately I have been stressed, depressed, angry and generally freaking out over my unlucky circumstances. The gf is the U, S and A right now to boot so i'm 100% alone in Korea at the moment so...

Anyway what started as depression induced laziness regarding my facial hair led me to a realization,
after about 10 month in Korea I decided to change up my style a little by growing a beard. I was tired of being chatted up by high school girls so thought a more manly look was about due.
In those 10 months I had not one date - I did get friend zoned by a cute German girl though :S - post beard I was going on dates 2 or 3 times every weekend which eventually led me to find the love of my life
Don't have to be a genius to figure it out - Beard = good shit, no beard = friend zoned

So **** you world, **** my luck, **** my finances, **** immigration and **** depression
I'm bringing back the lucky beard, turn my arms into guns and sleep with all the mums until I get myself a house and job

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Yea this guy gets it

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I just shaved my beard off but after reading this you have inspired me to grow the most manly beard ever witnessed by human beings.

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Meatex hwaiting!

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legit 11/10 blog

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Sorry to hear about the hard times, but you seem to have an foolproof plan in place to get through it

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Keep at it you will get it sorted one way or another.

Unlike me who will never experience the lucky beard.