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Saga to playing more than Mafia - Day 1
 

Hello everyone.

Lately there has been alot of blogs which introduces their blog with a summary of other blogs mentioning getting better at StarCraft, and getting fit etc despite the fact that we are only human and only have twenty-fours hours a day. Nevertheless, we need to get better at StarCraft, get better at job or actually get a job, be a better family member, be a better boyfriend/girlfriend, get better at astrology and be kinder to the indigenous - So I thought I might do the same!

During my 20th minute wait for a game 6:00am this morning, I checked out my good friend/rival xGKingMafia's profile on SEA battle.net and realise he has played 81 games despite ladder being reset only 2 days ago. I looked at my measely 18 games, which were all played in one night and felt pathetic that my fellow Chinaman here has played 53 more games then I have - which arose a new passion/goal in me - I need to play more games than Mafia by the end of season 6, as well as losing 20more kg, get 2000 friends on facebook and learn portuguese. Despite now having a full-time job (40+ hours a week), going out drinking any nights I'm not working and having to deal with girls who I refuse to commit into relationships with, I believe with share will and passion, all my goals will be achievable.

Day 1 - Notable games (3)

Game 1 - Lost to AltShortizz on that Kingdom map
Having previously smashed his face in, the game started with him complaining that he has to play me, and me telling him what a Beautiful little boy he is(no pedo). During all the talk, my pylon scout probe finds a 75% pool complete. Because of how fcuking OBESE these new maps are, I wall off easily with 2 more gateways and a cannon behind it. I proceeded to make 2 proxy gates at his third and started chronoing zealots out of 4 gates (I kill koreans who 6pool me like this). Usually after the Zerg 6 pools they begin mass droning to catch up so they can fend off the incoming 4 gate and/or get into a macro game. But no Mr Shortizz here decides to go a Zerg variation of 1-1-1 and went straight Roach off his 1 base. Granted his explanation is very smart - I saw you chronoing your gates, good point, b*tch. My zealot push was denied and I havent made a Nexus yet. Then he completed the final peice of the 1-1-1 build by making a Mutalisk den, we all know what happens when Zerg makes a Mutalisk den against a Protoss on 2 base. After the game I pestered Shortizz for a rematch, trying to tell him how its rude to run off after a win, but then I found a game so I forgot all about it.

Game 2 - Lost to this Selphy guy on that other new big 2 player map.
I beat this guy previously a couple of times and he gg'd and gl hf sir every game. I commended his good manner and he told me he knew who I was and respected me alot. Feeling very giddy I kept chatting and played very loose (no scouting for proxies etc) against a Terran no gas opener (thinking it was probably a gasless expand. Then I decided to move both my zealot and stalker out of the the XN Towers for no absolute reason then that they missed home and wanted to be closer to the Nexus. Still cruising along, my next though process was that, OH there are SCVS and marines coming up my ramp. I quickly forcefield the ramp, trapped my zealot underneath and let about 20 terran meelee fighters up, attempting to kite with 2 Stalkers to no avail, I said gg and left (in RL I said something like ****ing f*ggot).

Game 3 - I beat the best player on SEA MskiEnder.
HI I'M A KOREAN FROM SPR AND WANTS TO HELP OTHERS AND SHARE MY STRATS/REPLAYS. WAIT NO I'M NOT - NOT SHARING MY STRATS!!!. I stopped searching after my win. Absolutely remembering what I said to Shortizz about rude to stop after win - don't care, dodge time.

Exercise

I started doing pushups in the mirror, after 1 Pushup I was enamoured by my own freakishly good looks and decided to exercise my right forearm and Pelvis muscles instead, I believe it was quite productive.

Making more friends on Facebook

I added someone from work who I've never spoken to before, not suss at all. However, to reach 2000 friends I must look past this and not be afraid of looking like a serial killer/stalker. Not afraid of anything.

Learning Portuguese

I learnt that Portugal means Grape Teeth in Chinese. Think that is enough for the day.

What I need to do

Impose more will - Try harder because I'm obviously not trying hard enough.
53 games behind.


Shoutout to the Boys at TA Retreat, hope you guys are having a blast up there - and see you guys at the India Gaming Carnival

Note: I actually have great respect for guys like Pig/SPR who are doing these blogs/threads, setting a good example for everyone out there to be as productive as they can be. This blog and the followups are purely for humour and should not be taken seriously. I Bacon more than Sex.