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Alright, Don't want to de-rail Exile 5's Interview Thread with Runamok (ANY MORE THAN IT ALREADY IS)

So, bitches let's get it on.



Wally Wally
You're so shit
Wally Wally
Just stop it

You can't compete.
Skinny ass, weak little dude.
Barely stand on your own two feet,
But you got a big attitude.

What's your issue?
Don't cry now kid,
here have a tissue.
Mum shoulda made you eat your greens,
Man who let this fake ass kid in my team?

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0/10 wouldn't read again

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This is some cheap rip off of pezz's glorious poem

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can we just agree,
******* david is a fgt
walks around with glee
when he's actually just a maggot

probably off ******* a sheep
because he's ******* cheap
******* only wins with luck
because he ******* sucks
id beat him with my eyes closed
but he's a cheesing ****

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ayo flux heres a few bucks
get some lessons because your rap sucks
get jolly for wally as i load up a game
and take aim at any opponent leavin em shocked in the brain
i go against the grain, away from the norm
leave your nat? i hit your main
as your base blows up in your face
such as disgrace the feeling of mace
the loss you will now embrace

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Lanky bitch with no grit,
Thinking he's tough shit?
Mighty Kiwi? More like Wrestling Sheep
He's closer to the herd than Lil Bo Peep.
When it comes to fresh mutton,
Yeah the demon's a damn glutton;
I ain't talking no BBQ meal
He spit-roasts em right there in the field.

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I changed my mind
david is fine
fine like a woman
I wanna make him mine

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Insano? That's your name?
Shit man alright, let's play this game.

You say your lyrics are nasty, your rhymes' hot shit? .
Man you've got to start watching that stuff you hit.

You wanna give me lessons? Son, I ain't your pupil.
I don't need no school,
From some elementary drop-out fool.

If you wanna take this to the next level,
I'll be your teacher.
What's wrong with your head? Havin' a stall?
Back the **** up son. You're just another brick in the wall.

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Flux you turned up the heat
but you think you got me beat?
Teacher? sit right back while i beat ya
I'll be your master, come listen to SEA's best solo caster
I watch the talent, son you'll struggle for grandmaster


I never asked pupils
truth is my skill is brutal
your rap is good but incredibly futile
I'll light a candle at your raps funeral

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Insano man, you sure got flow,
But what else can you really do?
You skippin' class, you rap with sass,
you cast on your ass, or do you?
Man that's all in the past.

Best solo cast? Actin' like you don't know,
There's new blood in this hood,
Casting better than you ever could.
MC's top dog now, spittin' that fresh shit,
And you're still pretending that you're in this?

When you start talking best in show,
Best in flow, best fo' sho?
All you ever came first in is burstin',
Your girl's so shamed yo.

You can put your matches away,
No candles today.
My rap's got heart and it's here to stay,
Busters like you best step it up if you really wanna play.

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The god has arrived,
They call him divine.

Stop copying my poem he'll write,
Even if you all unite,
There won't be much of a fight.

Go back to the holes where you belong,
Your lives will then prolong.

ALMIGHTY PEZZ LORD AND SAVIOUR
-AMEN

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WE HAVE A WINNER