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ToRSpookToR

Wed, 22nd-Jan-2014 12:14 AM

Men hate him!

Women love him! He is a sex god and the captain of my ship.

HNNNNNNNNNNG
ily spartaz this is an ode i totally didnt steal

Ode to a Spartaz

Oh how I love thee with your white and dark meat
Thou art the very best
But because of you, I can’t see my feet
My navel is two feet from my chest
To diet and lose so I don’t wobble no more
I would be very willing
It would be impossible now, because somehow
I finished four bowls of filling
My wife pointed at me and said look at him
He sits at the table, like a dog he begs
I stare at you and your magnificent breast
Can hardly wait to get my hands on your legs
Enough already, I’m on my knees
Give me some stuffing and some black eyed peas
Sweet potatoes, corn and a salad I’ll toss
And bury your butt with cranberry sauce
Oh Spartaz, my Spartaz, you’re the one who rocks
Now I’ve gotten so fat, I can’t put on my socks
My love for you was fleeting
And we are finished I fear
But I’ll fall in love with another Spartaz
Same time next year.

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ToRElusory

Wed, 22nd-Jan-2014 12:19 AM

Re: Men hate him!

"magnificent breast" nickuu topless more please

Matt93

Wed, 22nd-Jan-2014 12:23 AM

Re: Men hate him!

At first I was like

But then I was all

mGGCrayonPop

Wed, 22nd-Jan-2014 12:29 AM

Re: Men hate him!

ToRPox

Wed, 22nd-Jan-2014 12:35 AM

Re: Men hate him!

> Sweet potatoes, corn and a salad I’ll toss
> And bury your butt with cranberry sauce

hot

ChxMFLuX

Wed, 22nd-Jan-2014 12:55 AM

Re: Men hate him!

mGGVersus

Wed, 22nd-Jan-2014 2:49 AM

Re: Men hate him!

so...much....tears.

ToRsupapower

Wed, 22nd-Jan-2014 10:07 AM

Re: Men hate him!

ode to spartaz.... i.... i... i.. love it

Lardols

Wed, 22nd-Jan-2014 10:57 AM

Re: Men hate him!

That was beautiful spook.

ToRSpartaz

Wed, 22nd-Jan-2014 10:59 AM

Re: Men hate him!

Never going to trust you with Cranberry sauce Pookie...

ChxMFLuX

Wed, 22nd-Jan-2014 4:30 PM

Re: Men hate him!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToRSpartaz

Never going to trust you with Cranberry source Pookie...

Please trust me with chocolate sauce.

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